TW Caption Competition Part 2

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Wed May 16, 2007 10:31 pm

Telling Geoff Hurst that he wouldn't get a medal unless he did the timewarp in front of the Queen, worked a treat.

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Wed May 16, 2007 10:43 pm

the queen could finally relax, prince philip couldn't make any boo-boos regarding foreigners with this one

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Thu May 17, 2007 9:19 am

"now don't go kissing it ... that dog Pickles has been pissing on it all week ... . It could make you ill. "

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Thu May 17, 2007 10:20 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:

"One's husband claims that it reminds him of a five year old chinky boy that he once saw being used as a child labourer in a Jinshan gold mine".

WINNER

Over to you Bruce.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Thu May 17, 2007 10:46 am

Oh, thank-you very much, Squaddington.

Here you go;

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu May 17, 2007 11:04 am

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Tartan...another one

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:05 pm

If you knew Suzi, like I know Suzi...

General Mannerheim · Post by **General Mannerheim** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:39 pm

Debbie does Mars, the money shot.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:46 pm

Yes, you are a separate nation - you bunch of fecking weirdos!

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:51 pm

Scotland launch their own directory enquiry service. critics say 255 267 doesn't roll off the tongue as such

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:56 pm

With both men and women wearing skirts in Scotland,the only way to tell Jockyand Jacky apart was to see who could spit further.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu May 17, 2007 1:00 pm

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"Wid the power the Giftie gie us, tae see oursen as others see us".

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Thu May 17, 2007 1:19 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:

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Dr Who producer denies making cutbacks on villain costumes.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Thu May 17, 2007 2:11 pm

"wheres the sporran?"

"They're at home with their dads"

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu May 17, 2007 2:35 pm

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The term "Bonnie Lass" originated in Scotland, then again, so did Hag.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Thu May 17, 2007 2:42 pm

Is that a macaroon or a meringue?

No, you're right, it's a macaroon

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu May 17, 2007 2:48 pm

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Commie's supporters get ready for the Great North Run.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Thu May 17, 2007 3:35 pm

Unlike the third goal from the man in the previous photo, these two were seen to cross the line.

(Submitted for one of my colleagues whose entry for the last one would have been 'Goal, my arse!')

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat May 19, 2007 12:50 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:Debbie does Mars, the money shot.

WINNER

On you go, General.

General Mannerheim · Post by **General Mannerheim** » Tue May 22, 2007 12:16 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:Debbie does Mars, the money shot.
WINNER

On you go, General.

Blimey, wasn't expecting that, give me a minute.

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