TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:29 pm

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Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Just done a bit of googling re this photo and discovered that old Rafa's name is Rafael Benitez Maudes. I wonder if Maudes is Spanish for "prick"?

(Oh, and his father worked as an "hotelier".) Dos cubalibres, quick as you like son!
It's on the screen at the back of him! :mrgreen:
I know. That's where I saw it and why I googled it. I thought it might relate to the pantomime garb he is modelling. Doh! :doh:

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Post by Little Green Man » Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:22 pm

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'If Hicks and Gillette could see me now', mused Rafa. 'Jurgen Klinsmann? He's not good enough to lace my sleeves!'
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:03 pm

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green mint cake for table 12 - quick as you can...

" ... and for five points Rafa, what's this ?"

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"No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition !! Our chief weapon is diving, diving and getting opponents sent off"
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:03 pm

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"Which just leaves me to pop this up here........ on the bell-end".
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:03 am

Sorry about the delay chaps! All good stuff here - but, for making me laugh out loud, the prize goes to the Rioja Meister!!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:15 pm

Many thanks, Zulu. One does one's best.

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:21 pm

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Is that the bird from the massage parlour you were telling me about?
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:41 pm

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"I'm not going to tell you again lads. The dress code is matching ties and haircuts or you are out!"
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:28 pm

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Post by thebish » Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:33 pm

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do you think there is room for a shopping centre as well as a hotel and multi-story car-park? Is that bit over there mine too?
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:09 pm

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OK, well that's West Ham & here fecked, 'Arry says we can move in on Spurs after Easter.
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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:25 pm

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Portsmouth match day hospitality package.

Price £50m

- Includes return flights to anywhere abroad
- Sliver Service Lunch with HMRC
- Kerb-crawling tour of Portsmouth, hosted by the Club Manager, Avram Grant
- Anonymity can be guaranteed* * whilst webserver is still down
- No transfer funds required
- After match care package including £60m repayment
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- Apply now!
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:47 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Many thanks, Zulu. One does one's best.

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Are you sure about this horse Avram? Betting the entire Kaboul transfer kitty on it seems kinda risky.........
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:13 am

Avram was a bit sheepish when he realised he'd gone to the wrong type of Thai vice den
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Post by Little Green Man » Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:26 pm

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Do me a favour, Avram. Next time you go to that massage parlour, take that c*nt with the top hat and tatooes and drown him in the hot tub.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:31 pm

thebish wrote:Image

do you think there is room for a shopping centre as well as a hotel and multi-story car-park? Is that bit over there mine too?
Sorry about the delay - I forgot! :oops:

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:35 pm

Anybody seen thebish? Anyone?
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Post by thebish » Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:36 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Anybody seen thebish? Anyone?
he'll be along in a minute...
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:03 pm

Bloomin clergy :roll:
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Post by thebish » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:28 pm

OK - here's the EDL stopping outside Nottingham Castle...

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