What are the best foods to eat to put on weight?

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What are the best foods to eat to put on weight?

Post by cowdrill » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:31 pm

i need to put on some weight damnit :evil:
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Post by Tals-biggest-fan » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:33 pm

chips,Ice Cream,bacon egg & sausage,English Brecfast(spelling) stuff like that

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Re: What are the best foods to eat to put on weight?

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:35 pm

cowdrill wrote:i need to put on some weight damnit :evil:
Well, you'll have to decide the kind of weight you want to put on - and remember muscle is heavier than fat.
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Post by americantrotter » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:36 pm

Depends on your lifestyle. Generally Carbs are good to gain weight with. (breads, starches, potatoes, sugar, basically anything that tastes good and isnt a fat)

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Post by cowdrill » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:39 pm

hmm




well basically i eat like a f****g pig but i cant seem to put on any weight



i eat bread by the bloody van load!
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Re: What are the best foods to eat to put on weight?

Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:39 pm

cowdrill wrote:i need to put on some weight damnit :evil:
I can't help you I'm afraid.

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:51 pm

cowdrill wrote:hmm




well basically i eat like a f****g pig but i cant seem to put on any weight



i eat bread by the bloody van load!
What about your exercise regime?
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:56 pm

cowdrill wrote:hmm




well basically i eat like a f****g pig but i cant seem to put on any weight



i eat bread by the bloody van load!
well it's not that you need to eat more and you're on here quite a bit so it's probably not exercising too much, so go see a doctor, the bread thing is indicative of a few conditions that could be sorted easily. Or you could have something terminal.
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GUINNESS!!


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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:16 pm

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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:31 pm

Eat boiled rice, Chicken and tuna. Don't forget the excercise though. Pure fat is no good to anyone. Join a gym and build up on muscle. Avoid steroids like the plague. Forget pure bulk, it'll turn to fat later on.
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Post by cowdrill » Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:15 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Eat boiled rice, Chicken and tuna. .

sounds good :D
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Post by Henrik's fan club » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:46 am

cowdrill wrote:i need to put on some weight damnit :evil:
Cider and Super noodles...worked for me :evil:
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Post by thebish » Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:49 am

the best way to put on weight (witness nearly ALL fat women) is to go on a diet and try to lose weight...

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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:51 am

Ale and kebabs.

It worked for me. :cry:
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Post by Henrik's fan club » Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:27 am

CrazyHorse wrote:Ale and kebabs.

It worked for me. :cry:
A fellow sufferer... damn those pints and tempting junk food!
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Post by warthog » Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:33 am

Suggest you send an e-mail to this chap. He seems to have got the weight gain sorted.

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Post by JAM » Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:41 am

My Mrs. has got plenty going spare if you're interested.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:48 am

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Post by americantrotter » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:35 pm

There's the old seafood diet. I see food I eat it.

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