MURDER IN WANDERERVILLE! The New TW Novel

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:00 pm

If them other two can write a novel based on the ficticious (?) lives of regulars down this part of the internet, then so can I...

...so, in one week from now, Murder in Wandererville makes its debut. The story of how a respectable if slightly odd community is torn asunder by corruption, sex, general mayhem... and death!! Think Twin Peaks mixed with Trumpton and Midsomer Murders and you'll be on the right track...

So, who wants to be in the cast?

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:08 pm

i wasn't in the last one so i'll be the token ginger boy if you like

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:17 pm

Can I do the sex bits?

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:25 pm

In for a penny, in for a pound and all that. Count me in.

Village Idiot · Post by **Village Idiot** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:25 pm

Are there gonna be midgets in it?

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:29 pm

Whoohoooooo

Next one Ratbert

I'll be in if you don't mind. I'd like to experience the dread of wondering what your going to do with my character (ok ok you was a mutant, but at least you was a good guy

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officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:38 pm

do we have to write it? if not you can use my name

CAPSLOCK · Post by **CAPSLOCK** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:50 pm

Village Idiot wrote:Are there gonna be midgets in it?

aye, Gertie will have a part

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:51 pm

I'll be the rugged, unconventionally attractive love interest with a penchant for petite blondes and sweary rants

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:56 pm

More bloody stories?!

Aye, count me in

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:03 pm

Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:Can I do the sex bits?

Be careful what you ask for. You might want to specify the species and gender of your fellow participants.

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:13 pm

communistworkethic wrote:I'll be the rugged, unconventionally attractive love interest with a penchant for petite blondes and sweary rants

I think Zulu is a petite blonde....

americantrotter · Post by **americantrotter** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:14 pm

I'm in.

Tals-biggest-fan · Post by **Tals-biggest-fan** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:17 pm

i want to be in the cast please! i want to be aboxer lol

white blood · Post by **white blood** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:18 pm

me please!! can i be a comedy clown, big red nose, can juggle while riding a unicycle and makes shapes out of long baloons, and wears a flower that squirts water at people when they smell it. can i be a Samoan clown, preferably left handed, with three nipples. ta.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:31 pm

Tals-biggest-fan wrote:i want to be in the cast please! i want to be aboxer lol

We having animals in then?

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:33 pm

Since Sotwa and I had a go at everybody, only fair to give you a chance to get your own back. Count me in. (but no bloody horses please)

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:36 pm

I demand to be the main character!

Or just anywhere you can fit me I suppose.

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:47 pm

Please can I be let in??

Bagsie the dippy small one in Rupert's pants!!!!

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:50 pm

warthog wrote:
Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:Can I do the sex bits?
Be careful what you ask for. You might want to specify the species and gender of your fellow participants.

Er, no!

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