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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:02 am

Stan Collymore claims he's good enough to get back into a Prem team:

http://msnsport.skysports.com/league.aspx?cpid=8
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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:41 am

Yeah, good luck with that, Stan! :D
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Post by ratbert » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:41 am

Counting the seconds until the first lazy media report linking him with Bolton:

10, 9, 8, 7...
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:58 am

ratbert wrote:Counting the seconds until the first lazy media report linking him with Bolton:

10, 9, 8, 7...
Thought did cross my mind with a "No, please no Sam". It's just the sort of daft challenge Sam might see as feasible. He coild probably be bought for a sack of dog biscuits. :mrgreen:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:11 pm

Excellent news, this is exactly the sort of thing that we need to try and encourage Andrew Cole to come out of international retirement! :roll:
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Post by blurred » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:41 pm

About as much chance of getting back into a Premiership club as his namesake agent...
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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:09 pm

Does anyone remember him getting sent off whilst playing us once, the dirty get? I think I was at a game (villa?) at some point and him going off.

Ring any bells or did I dream it? Christ, my memory is poor!
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Post by officer_dibble » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:10 pm

Anyone who signs him on has to be stupid.

West Ham anyone?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:17 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Does anyone remember him getting sent off whilst playing us once, the dirty get? I think I was at a game (villa?) at some point and him going off.

Ring any bells or did I dream it? Christ, my memory is poor!
Ended up in a ruck with Andy Todd, didn't he?
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:29 pm

his movie career didn't flourish then

how arrogant that he thinks he can walk back into a premiership team
there are scores of strikers striving away in championship and league 1 week in week out who deserve it a lot more than Stan the dogger.

what's this "i don't want to play for Rag-Arse Rovers" nonesense. If Mark Hughes came calling he'd bloody well leg it over the Pennines I tell thee
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Post by warthog » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:41 pm

This has it spot on
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:57 pm

The greatest thing he ever did on a pitch was take a punch off Andy Todd
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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:04 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Does anyone remember him getting sent off whilst playing us once, the dirty get? I think I was at a game (villa?) at some point and him going off.

Ring any bells or did I dream it? Christ, my memory is poor!
Ended up in a ruck with Andy Todd, didn't he?
Can't remember! Google is stubborn too though it appears Todd was sent off in the same game and Graham Poll was the ref.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:20 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Does anyone remember him getting sent off whilst playing us once, the dirty get? I think I was at a game (villa?) at some point and him going off.

Ring any bells or did I dream it? Christ, my memory is poor!
Ended up in a ruck with Andy Todd, didn't he?
Can you think of anyone who didn't? :mrgreen:
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Post by thebish » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:06 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Does anyone remember him getting sent off whilst playing us once, the dirty get? I think I was at a game (villa?) at some point and him going off.

Ring any bells or did I dream it? Christ, my memory is poor!
Ended up in a ruck with Andy Todd, didn't he?

t'was against Villa, 1997 - Todd and Collmore had a scrap in the last minute - both got sent off if memory serves - and we lost 1-0
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:17 pm

thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Does anyone remember him getting sent off whilst playing us once, the dirty get? I think I was at a game (villa?) at some point and him going off.

Ring any bells or did I dream it? Christ, my memory is poor!
Ended up in a ruck with Andy Todd, didn't he?

t'was against Villa, 1997 - Todd and Collmore had a scrap in the last minute - both got sent off if memory serves - and we lost 1-0
4th October 1997. There is a picture here.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:20 pm

I've got a close-up of the actual pic but ImageShack's not playing ball...

EDIT OK, so now it is

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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:20 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Does anyone remember him getting sent off whilst playing us once, the dirty get? I think I was at a game (villa?) at some point and him going off.

Ring any bells or did I dream it? Christ, my memory is poor!
Ended up in a ruck with Andy Todd, didn't he?

t'was against Villa, 1997 - Todd and Collmore had a scrap in the last minute - both got sent off if memory serves - and we lost 1-0
4th October 1997. There is a picture here.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:21 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Does anyone remember him getting sent off whilst playing us once, the dirty get? I think I was at a game (villa?) at some point and him going off.

Ring any bells or did I dream it? Christ, my memory is poor!
Ended up in a ruck with Andy Todd, didn't he?

t'was against Villa, 1997 - Todd and Collmore had a scrap in the last minute - both got sent off if memory serves - and we lost 1-0
4th October 1997. There is a picture here.
Spooky! 9 years ago today...
BEN report here. It was 0-1 but we won the fight.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:23 pm

I'd forgotten the level of malevolence in Todd's eyes on that picture (above). You can see Hell in there.

Job well done, mind.
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