The Female Brain - a rough guide

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:46 pm

I always thought there was a big arguementary gland in there too!!

Bwfc in the bloodline · Post by **Bwfc in the bloodline** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:53 pm

http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/61 ... -brain.gif

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:54 pm

David Lee's Hair wrote:I always thought there was a big arguementary gland in there too!!

It's a section view. There's a big link in the background between "Talk, talk and more talk" and the "I told you so" gland.
The "Order of priority" gland is back there too: Kids, Old people, animals, mates and partner" in that order.

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:17 pm

where's the quick-link feature between past events, the part of her brain that means no matter what your argument is, she has a relevant example to hand within a nanosecond - even though you know full well your examples better but can't remember the ins and outs

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:20 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:where's the quick-link feature between past events, the part of her brain that means no matter what your argument is, she has a relevant example to hand within a nanosecond - even though you know full well your examples better but can't remember the ins and outs

ha ha, especially when they never remember anything you've done that maybe good!!

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:09 pm

Hmmmmm,

I feel this is all slightly unfair and need some more of the fairer sex to back me up....

But boys tune out of what you say, forget important things, don't understand how good shoes are or sales are and don't understand that if we give you a hug or stroke your arm affectionately it doesn't mean we are outrageously horny and want to get down and dirty against the checkout in Sainsburys.

I just don't understand men at times!!!!!!!!!!!!!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:15 pm

Gertie wrote:Hmmmmm,

don't understand that if we give you a hug or stroke your arm affectionately it doesn't mean we are outrageously horny and want to get down and dirty against the checkout in Sainsburys.

really???? So why would you do it? A public display of affection that doesn't mean," find the nearest quiet spot and take me roughly like the bad girl I am", what's the point of that ?

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:23 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Gertie wrote:Hmmmmm,

don't understand that if we give you a hug or stroke your arm affectionately it doesn't mean we are outrageously horny and want to get down and dirty against the checkout in Sainsburys.

really???? So why would you do it? A public display of affection that doesn't mean," find the nearest quiet spot and take me roughly like the bad girl I am", what's the point of that ?

Doesn't it sometimes mean please buy me something though??? Like the £135 pair of hair straighteners the misses has just asked me for!!! My idea to use a travel iron did not go down at all well

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:25 pm

ah but they are GHD hair-straighteners and they are just fantabulous!!

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:31 pm

That what she said as well (you're not really called Lauren are you

), but just because they'e pink thy cost an extra £50 on the ones she's got!!

Now that's madness!!

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:46 pm

They are worth every penny in hair happiness. Honestly her life will be 200000 times better with pink GHD hair straightners.

I think the extra money goes to breast cancer research so everyone wins...

Buy them David Lee (although you probably won't need them

) you will be the best fella in the world I promise!!!

I LOVE my hair straightners they are the most fantabulous invention since waterproof mascara!!!!!!

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:54 pm

She may think it but I don't know about my bank manager!! Anyhow Gertie she'll get her way she always does!! Mainly because .........

the two main areas know what you get fr thanks sometimes!!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:57 pm

Quite so, and then if you were to take her to LK Bennett to buy shoes, a bag at mulberry and then lunch in Selfridges then that would be the perfect day

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:07 pm

Thankfully she's happy if I just pay for her to go to Primark for an afternoon! A whole new wardrobe for £10!!

General Mannerheim · Post by **General Mannerheim** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:11 pm

Thats not fair, not all birds brains are like that.

my ex's brain looks like this...

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:26 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:Thats not fair, not all birds brains are like that.

my ex's brain looks like this...

I'm sensing a little bitterness General M.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:32 pm

communistworkethic wrote:Quite so, and then if you were to take her to LK Bennett to buy shoes, a bag at mulberry and then lunch in Selfridges then that would be the perfect day

You can do that in one DAY, AND BEFORE LUNCH. ?????

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:33 pm

early start tango, early start

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:37 pm

communistworkethic wrote:early start tango, early start

Gee, the wife usually sees something she likes in the first shop, spends hours trailing round others then goes back to shop one to find they have none left. Shopping is just too painful. I send her with my daughter instead. More costly but far less stressfull.

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