Holland/The Netherlands/Holland v England

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Holland/The Netherlands/Holland v England

Post by Batman » Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:32 pm

1-0, pie man scored.

Points learned -

*Johnson is not international class

*Joe Cole and Lumpard are the worst divers on the scene.

*van Basten's Holland are shite.

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Re: Holland/The Netherlands/Holland v England

Post by norm the jedi » Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:39 pm

Batman wrote:1-0, pie man scored.

Points learned -

*Johnson is not international class

*Joe Cole and Lumpard are the worst divers on the scene.

*van Basten's Holland are shite.
Hardly fair on AJ really.. take an out and out centre forward and play him on the right wing... with Shrek up the middle...

good shout on diving though.. lot's of prem 'feel the contact-grab some grass' antics fortunately waved off by a half decent ref.. who then fecked it up
booking someone for taking too long over a throw in...
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:42 pm

Rooney will probably get 7 out of 10 because he scored, but he does nothing at international level at the moment but try stupid school yard tricks that get eaten up and deservedly so!!

Cole's cross for the goal is one of the best deliveries I have ever seen in international football.
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Post by Batman » Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:43 pm

Note that Cole fell over as he crossed it - sums up his game really.


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Post by Batman » Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:45 pm

1 - 1

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Post by thebish » Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:09 pm

did lampard find a white shirt all game??

likewise - carrick - given that he is supposed to be some kind of maestro-genius midfield string-puller!!

Gerrard and lampard - both pretty much anonymous - Joe Cole - he's the one that makes things happen (gobby little barrow-boy that he is.)

AJ - yes, maybe played out of his preferred position - but he did look a bit lightweight - easily shrugged off - but, then again, that's why he usually wins so many penalties. he ran around a lot - bit a bit "headless" I thought

Micah Richards - about the only bright spark, I thought - I'd have him at Bolton!

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Post by Daxter » Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:18 pm

Richards is class. J cole is a diver. Johnson was played on the wing cos Ginger knobhead is a shit manager.

did i mention Ginger knobhead is a shit manager.

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Post by americantrotter » Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:20 pm

daxter15 wrote:Richards is class. J cole is a diver. Johnson was played on the wing cos Ginger knobhead is a shit manager.

did i mention Ginger knobhead is a shit manager.
No you didnt mention that Ginger knobhead is a shit manager, but I believe Ginger knobhead is a shit manager myself.

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:24 pm

less of the ginger knobhead, he's quite clearly strawberry blonde and we don't associate with his kind

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Post by cowdrill » Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:28 pm

holland v england



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Post by thebish » Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:34 pm

A flying poo???? that'd be worth something!! you'd never have to work again...

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Post by cowdrill » Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:39 pm

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Post by Village Idiot » Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:48 pm

Spain 0 - Rumania 1

:roll: :spank:

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Post by cowdrill » Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:30 pm

ecky thump! :o
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Post by officer_dibble » Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:59 pm

get Campo called up fast!

Not comenting on the other as couldnt really care

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:58 am

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... _page.html

Did these retards not see the Joe Cole I saw last night?
Did they not see the Joe Cole that dived horrifically every time a Dutch player went near him?
Did they not notice that Joseph Cole did not touch the ball for 17 minutes?

(can you tell i'm trying out my boring repetitive Oliver Holt style of posting)

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Post by thebish » Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:21 am

best player on the pitch - Robben.. though, well dealt with by Richards most of the time - at least Robben had some passion about him and looked as if he wanted to win...

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Post by Raven » Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:51 pm

Still a 1-1 with Hollands reserves is pretty good :)

I don't give a flying poo either and got a bollocking for cheering on the boys in Orange whenever I paid it attention (cleaning my daughters mud covered shoes was much more fun)

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Post by James B » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:21 pm

Village Idiot wrote:Spain 0 - Rumania 1

:roll: :spank:
did you care though? really? did you though?

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Post by Village Idiot » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:40 pm

James B wrote:
Village Idiot wrote:Spain 0 - Rumania 1

:roll: :spank:
did you care though? really? did you though?
Not really.

My amount of care for the Spanish team is proportional to the number of catalans in the starting XI. Only Cesc the last day (and still haven't forgiven him poofing of to Arsenal).

I was on the moon when Spain won the basketball world championship, since 50% of the team was catalan.

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