A welcome on the hillside......V Swansea at home, Sat 10-11-18 , 3-o'clock.

[TANGODANCER]

Or how brown was my valley......Anyway, can we end the Jinx against the Jones boys at last. We so need a win and hopefully, Sammi will return and conquer. We can do it and reverse our fortunes. It's not unusual.....

[Harry Genshaw]

Every home game I troop down there in the hope that this week will be the week it all clicks and we'll play the opposition of the park.

Right now, I don't care how we do it but please God lads, tomorrow just win. Any way you can

1-0 win

[officer_dibble]

We’ve been clueless without him...hope Sami comes back and does the business. Hopefully he is fit and isn’t being rushed back.

I’d have him and Magennis wide of Donaldson or doidge. The rest of the wingers are shite!

[Jugs]

1-0 win.

[TANGODANCER]

1-0 win.

Won't do Jugs. We need to score more than one, (a) for the confidence we need in scoring at all, and (b) one goal has the nerves jangling and will have the Swans penning us in our own half and hanging on. Okay, we'll take any sort of a win, but one with a bit of conviction would sure be nice for a change. I'm talking 2 or 3 nil....

[The_Gun]

A 2-1 win to Wanderers sparked by the main man Sammy Ameobi coming off the bench.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

With the line up as advertised the only reason for a home loss will be Parkinson.
On those grounds I'll predict we get a three-nil stuffing.

[TANGODANCER]

We're ready. Dog's had a walk and come in to listen to the radio commentary. He reckon's we'll definitely win today, so all that's left to say is COME ON YOU WHITES........

[TANGODANCER]

Away we go...Graham Scott (whoever he is) is the ref. Ben get an early wallop chance...Sammi goes....needs some help and....Williams gives away the first free kick...

Some scores, their keeper sets then rolling and....Sammi gets the free kick off Makay as he goes down. Okolwsky takes and now Sammi again and....a goal kick to them. Sammi getting plenty mention early on. That MacBirnie gets a mention too. Ben wallops again and....mic lads have a chat...

[TANGODANCER]

Taylor clears but that ends with a free kick to them. 25 out and.....and....it;s a Wiganer. Irrelevant scores, then....a throw and....Taylor, Oz, Taylor and....mic man chats, then Okolwski sends a good cross and....Donaldson can't take advantage....Now Donalson goes down but they get the free kick. Bit of possession from them and....they come again but O challenges and clears. Back they come and...Ben slaps one away and MacBurnie gets a corner. We clear. And.....Buckley goes and Oz......gets chatted over by scores. Sammi gives a free kick away and mic man gives mores scores. They sally at us and....probe our defence. Mic lads chat about scores.

[TANGODANCER]

Swans get another freee kick off Sammi after a spectacular dive by James. And...Ben punches away and.....MacBurnie gets blocked by,,,,somebody....we chat. Corner them and........we clear and...they score. 0-1 and mic man rambles delightedly.

[TANGODANCER]

Second verse, same as first. Lack of concentration says the man. Huh. Base camp to anybody....get forth and equalises and....they almost score another via a James curler. Oh joy....

[DJBlu]

There's the 1st goal there's the loss.

Poor defending yet again leads to a worldy from outside the area.

[Jim_McDonuts]

Courtesy Mr Iles:
Wanderers this season...
Score first: W4 D2 L0
Opponents score first: W0 D2 L8
Wanderers last season...
Score first: W10 D5 L1
Opponents score first: W0 D5 L22

Domed then...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

We were fxcking domed as soon as Parsimonious Ken didn't sack Incapability Parkinson...

[TANGODANCER]

We need to play football and score lads.....COME ON.......Hobbs, Beevers...tip tap and chat. Williams comes and crosses. Donaldson can't take advantage (have I said that before?) . Mic lads tells us Bury have scored, who cares. We sally and wallop into never-never land and ...play stops for a minute as a Swan goes to earth, as we form a cunning plan to get back into it. A shot or two might help. I reckon we should play the mic lads, they sound like they know all about football....

anyway, we resume and it ends with their keeper. More scores, more chat, no goals ...yet.

[TANGODANCER]

Buckley , Taylor and Williams get mention, then Oz lashes one not far off, oh, and Bury have scored again. And.....Oz.....and....Sammi and.....this commentary is doing my head in. It's all the pair of mic men chatting. Get on with the game lads.....Donaldson wins a free kick out wide. And.....Oz and cleared and Williams and cleared and it all ends back in wallop land. Mic man seems all excited when they attack and...oh, he's mentioned us. This James fell sounds a bit of a nuisance....Chat, chat and....Sammi crosses, keeper clears, they break. Sammi clears but Donaldson goes offside. We are not useless, we are not hopeless, we are the Super Whites..cough. And.....Donaldson crosses, they clear...Sammi goes and.....Taylor and....cleared for a throw. Groans in the box about our throw ins, really, no really.....they clear, Sammi comes back ...but thye clear. Sammi, Williams.....liner rules out corner claims.

[TANGODANCER]

COME ON WHITES....Get a grip and get one back before the break. Buckley gets carded. Mic man keeps talking about luck, what's that got to do with anything.? They sally at us again, mic man describes it a "absolutely wonderful" I think he's a closet Swan supporter. Sammi......ohhhhhh the keeper saves with a hand after a screamer.....and....here they come again and....

[TANGODANCER]

Soon, something will happen. Sammi has shown the way, get some shots on goal. Hobbs, blocks, James sallies and wins a throw. Ends back with Ben Wallop. Chat chat....scores....more chat...and then...O moves forth....we have four passes and...Oz and.....Williams ...Sammi....O, Williams tries one from somewhere around Breightmet (apparently) then Bury score a third. The Swans fly forth and.....Ben gets it and flies it back. Goal kick them and once again it looks like a lemon time from base camp. Throw them and....some half-empty chat from the mic men. And...three mins added as we have a throw.....and they sally, and Oz does well. Scores, and another Swan has a lie-down.

[TANGODANCER]

Oz, loses it, they sally, Lowe does well, Oz goes and....Donaldson clears the bar with a shot. Hobbs wins a free kick and....O launches, they clear and......it's 0-1 at half time.