What a load of bollocks.
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What a load of bollocks.
Why oh why do the media, particularly the BBC, insist on wrapping everything in cotton wool.
Today, apparently, the Kent Coastguard rescued two boatloads of 'suspected migrants' from the channel.
Sus f*cking pected!
What else might they have been, day f*cking trippers!
Stop with all this bollocks; call a spade a spade.
Today, apparently, the Kent Coastguard rescued two boatloads of 'suspected migrants' from the channel.
Sus f*cking pected!
What else might they have been, day f*cking trippers!
Stop with all this bollocks; call a spade a spade.
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Same organisation that should stand on it's own two feet instead of the licence payer having to stump up for it's PC messaging.Enoch wrote: ↑Sun May 12, 2019 10:33 pmWhy oh why do the media, particularly the BBC, insist on wrapping everything in cotton wool.
Today, apparently, the Kent Coastguard rescued two boatloads of 'suspected migrants' from the channel.
Sus f*cking pected!
What else might they have been, day f*cking trippers!
Stop with all this bollocks; call a spade a spade.
In the commercial world half of the prats running it and the liberal tree huggers would be seeking employment elsewhere
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Re: What a load of bollocks.
The BBC used to be an inspirational, world class, leading institution.
Used to be, being the operative phrase. Now run by a bunch of Timothys and Timothettes.
Used to be, being the operative phrase. Now run by a bunch of Timothys and Timothettes.
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Maybe they were aliens?
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Apparently, one guy on the first boat said in perfect English, "Take me to your Leader!".....
They're still in custody because nobody here knows who our leader is?
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TANGODANCER wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2019 1:16 pmApparently, one guy on the first boat said in perfect English, "Take me to your Leader!".....
They're still in custody because nobody here knows who our leader is?
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On second thoughts, maybe they were fleeing to the 'so-called United Kingdom'.
That'd make you sit up and think wouldn't it, whenever on the BBC they'd start a news story about May with the phrase "Theresa May, Prime Minister of the so-called United Kingdom..."
That'd make you sit up and think wouldn't it, whenever on the BBC they'd start a news story about May with the phrase "Theresa May, Prime Minister of the so-called United Kingdom..."
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"Theresa May, so-called Prime Minister of the so-called United Kingdom..."
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Spare a thought for the poor victim here. No, not the schoolgirl who was robbed, but the 28 year old drug addicted cyclist who tried to rob her of a mobile phone as he rode past. That seem to be the defence message here ? :
https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/17 ... ile-phone/
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What you’ve highlighted is a quote from a defence lawyer doing their job.
He was found guilty and given a suspended sentence.
I’d also pick you up on you using the term cyclist! Someone riding a bike does not mean they’re a cyclist and I don’t want tarring with the same brush as him!
He was found guilty and given a suspended sentence.
I’d also pick you up on you using the term cyclist! Someone riding a bike does not mean they’re a cyclist and I don’t want tarring with the same brush as him!
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It doesn't matter who you are, it's what you do that counts. 52 million cyclists in this country! How did it get to this stage? What are we, fxcking Dutch???jimbo wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2019 11:22 amWhat you’ve highlighted is a quote from a defence lawyer doing their job.
He was found guilty and given a suspended sentence.
I’d also pick you up on you using the term cyclist! Someone riding a bike does not mean they’re a cyclist and I don’t want tarring with the same brush as him!
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Well, apologies for the cyclist bit, and we certainly would be in a mess without law and order, but...well, in this case I think I'll stay with the load of bollocks bit. How might you feel if it were your daughter? ....jimbo wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2019 11:22 amWhat you’ve highlighted is a quote from a defence lawyer doing their job.
He was found guilty and given a suspended sentence.
I’d also pick you up on you using the term cyclist! Someone riding a bike does not mean they’re a cyclist and I don’t want tarring with the same brush as him!
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Oh I’d undoubtably be furious, but there’s always going to be a defence offered in the trial. It seems like a routine story of man does bad thing, is found guilty, prosecution case and defence case roughly outlined in the news report.TANGODANCER wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2019 12:02 pmWell, apologies for the cyclist bit, and we certainly would be in a mess without law and order, but...well, in this case I think I'll stay with the load of bollocks bit. How might you feel if it were your daughter? ....jimbo wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2019 11:22 amWhat you’ve highlighted is a quote from a defence lawyer doing their job.
He was found guilty and given a suspended sentence.
I’d also pick you up on you using the term cyclist! Someone riding a bike does not mean they’re a cyclist and I don’t want tarring with the same brush as him!
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I read a report that states badgers are the most reported roadkill so far this year, badgers 905, foxes 475, hedgehogs 453.
It's one of those nothing stories, who the f*ck bothers to ring busybody central when they see a fox's brains all over the road? I must have seen 475 myself this year within a half mile of my front door.
It's one of those nothing stories, who the f*ck bothers to ring busybody central when they see a fox's brains all over the road? I must have seen 475 myself this year within a half mile of my front door.
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Badger I can sort of understand as they can be pretty big and might cause an issue if it’s a busy road, but a bloody hedgehog!? Are people worried the spines might cause punctures!?Enoch wrote: ↑Sun Jul 07, 2019 3:03 amI read a report that states badgers are the most reported roadkill so far this year, badgers 905, foxes 475, hedgehogs 453.
It's one of those nothing stories, who the f*ck bothers to ring busybody central when they see a fox's brains all over the road? I must have seen 475 myself this year within a half mile of my front door.
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I have personally run over 1,237,628 pheasants this week. I've additionally seen another two concussed by passing cyclists.
Last week I slaughtered over 5,000 songbirds, 20,000 grey squirrels, 3 snails, and one illegal immigrant (I presume he was illegal).
None of them got reported. I didn't know there was a reportage scheme! Now I know, I will keep them updated on the roadkill in my neck of the roads - there's enough here to feed all of Zimbabwe and have enough left over to stabilise their currency.
Last week I slaughtered over 5,000 songbirds, 20,000 grey squirrels, 3 snails, and one illegal immigrant (I presume he was illegal).
None of them got reported. I didn't know there was a reportage scheme! Now I know, I will keep them updated on the roadkill in my neck of the roads - there's enough here to feed all of Zimbabwe and have enough left over to stabilise their currency.
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According to some media reports (The Guardian being one who commented) there has been talk of the organisers of Strictly Come Dancing discussing the future possibilities of same-sex partner dancing in the show. Without getting too deep into it, that will surely be like dropping a match in a box of fireworks? Why mess with the format of one of the most popular ( family) shows on T.V.? Answers on a postcard to Craig Revel Horwood who apparently supports the idea. I mention it only because the topic arose on a dance forum I belong to. It'll surely never happen?
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Of course it'll happen. Who's brave enough to risk their media career by objecting?TANGODANCER wrote: ↑Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:56 pmAccording to some media reports (The Guardian being one who commented) there has been talk of the organisers of Strictly Come Dancing discussing the future possibilities of same-sex partner dancing in the show. Without getting too deep into it, that will surely be like dropping a match in a box of fireworks? Why mess with the format of one of the most popular ( family) shows on T.V.? Answers on a postcard to Craig Revel Horwood who apparently supports the idea. I mention it only because the topic arose on a dance forum I belong to. It'll surely never happen?
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