This guy as his priorities in order
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This guy as his priorities in order
'A Beijing football fan refused to let the small matter of his house burning down disturb his enjoyment of Tuesday's World Cup match between France and Spain.
'A fire broke out in a hutong in the centre of the Chinese capital at 3am local time on Wednesday - kickoff time in Hanover - and gutted the traditional courtyard dwelling, the Beijing Daily Messenger reported.
'"When the neighbours shouted 'fire!', I took my little baby and ran out in my nightclothes," the man's wife told the paper.
'My husband paid no attention to the danger, just grabbed the television and put it under his arm.
'"After getting out of the house, he then set about finding an electric socket to plug in and continue watching his game
Good lad
'A fire broke out in a hutong in the centre of the Chinese capital at 3am local time on Wednesday - kickoff time in Hanover - and gutted the traditional courtyard dwelling, the Beijing Daily Messenger reported.
'"When the neighbours shouted 'fire!', I took my little baby and ran out in my nightclothes," the man's wife told the paper.
'My husband paid no attention to the danger, just grabbed the television and put it under his arm.
'"After getting out of the house, he then set about finding an electric socket to plug in and continue watching his game
Good lad
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I know Australia has a good world cup but lets not get giddy. The black on the outside, frozen in the middle, food poisoning giving, man with stick poking fire method of cooking might be all right for our backward convicted cousins but lets leave BBQs where they belong - in the land of upside-down.communistworkethic wrote:a proper fan would have used the burning embers for a BBQ
Football fans eat pies and if anyone tries to tell you any different PLEASE hit them over the head with a big stick.
This is supposed to be a man's game but it's full of namby-pamby, wet yer pants, frilly knicker wearing pansies.
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JAM wrote: I know Australia has a good world cup but lets not get giddy. The black on the outside, frozen in the middle, food poisoning giving, man with stick poking fire method of cooking might be all right for our backward convicted cousins but lets leave BBQs where they belong - in the land of upside-down.
Hrrmph!
The only thing you got right there, sunshine, was the fact that men do the cooking at barbecues while the women organise the salad and undertake other menial tasks. Once the charcoal exterior has extended to the centre of the once succulent piece of beef and the sausages are like dark coloured Smiths chips (with the same texture) the two genders take up positions on opposite sides of whatever open space is being utilised and only meet again when either the beer runs out or it's time to go home to watch the footie.
For the time being - at least until you lot learn how to conduct a proper barbie - I think your suggestion is correct: Leave it to the experts.
It is obvious from the foregoing that our man in Peking is an ex-pat Aussie and had run out of beer. Simple explanations are the best explanations.
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