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Post by blurred » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:19 pm

Fine, none of youse wish me a happy birthday then, see if I care :P
Athers wrote:I remember when I went to a birthday curry in Liverpool a while back, there was this right pr1ck there, ruined my night him turning up.

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Yeah, you get those sorts in Liverpool from time to time. I've had a similar experience. Apparently they'd let some outsider in or something...
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Post by Gertie » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:21 pm

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY?????????????????

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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Oh lordie I'm soooooooooooooooo slow at times I'm backwards.

Well done young Blurry and many more of them!!!! :mrgreen:
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Post by Batman » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:26 pm

I would have wished you one, but then you used 'youse' in a sentence.


Say it, don't write it. I hope you enjoy the Isle of Man, home of the inbred.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:28 pm

Happy Birthday, fella. I hope you're looking after the trophy :evil:

Hope you have as good a night as mid-October in the Isle of Man allows.

You're not checking out property in a tax-exemption stylee are you, El Bandito? :wink:
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Post by Gertie » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:30 pm

Batman wrote:I would have wished you one, but then you used 'youse' in a sentence.


I hope you enjoy the Isle of Man, home of the inbred.
Oooh two of the girls from my netball team are from the Isle of Man!!! (they live in Manchester now, and one of them dated the Millionaire Eddie Davies's son and dumped him!!??)
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:30 pm

I had to be reminded of my last one by my old dear. Does this normally happen when you reach 23?


P.S All the very best Blurred :wink:
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Post by jonnybwfc » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:45 pm

I gave my mother a cracking birthday about 10 years ago ...

I was living with my parents, and not only did I forget her birthday until about 6pm, but when I realised and rushed home to wish her a happy birthday, I ended up wrecking her car.

The reception I received when I finally got home was not the best.
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Post by Batman » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:45 pm

jonnybwfc wrote:I gave my mother a cracking birthday about 10 years ago ...

I was living with my parents, and not only did I forget her birthday until about 6pm, but when I realised and rushed home to wish her a happy birthday, I ended up wrecking her car.

The reception I received when I finally got home was not the best.

I couldn't read beyond this line, I was laughing too hard. Are you from Blackburn?
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Post by jonnybwfc » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:47 pm

Oh dear :oops:

I see what you mean ...

From Australia, but don't start :wink:
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:50 pm

Batman wrote:
jonnybwfc wrote:I gave my mother a cracking birthday about 10 years ago ...

I was living with my parents, and not only did I forget her birthday until about 6pm, but when I realised and rushed home to wish her a happy birthday, I ended up wrecking her car.

The reception I received when I finally got home was not the best.

I couldn't read beyond this line, I was laughing too hard. Are you from Blackburn?
oh dear now I'm worried, I thought exactly the same. Not good.
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Post by Tals-biggest-fan » Thu Oct 12, 2006 9:29 pm

my 15th was last Sunday and bloody hell i was bored ment to go over to London on the train and sleep at my mates house but i missed the train so i had to wait 2 fecking hours for the next one arrived at his 12.00am stayed there the week tho so not all bad
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Post by americantrotter » Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:22 pm

Happy Birthday blurred.
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Post by Dujon » Thu Oct 12, 2006 11:21 pm

Happy birthday, blurred

I gave up thinking about birthdays years ago. I've finally managed to get my children to ignore mine - thank heavens. Now I'm working on Christmas.

After all, what's a birthday anyway? Just another number on the odometer of life, that's what. I adopted the old adage 'you're only as old as you feel' many years ago. I can guarantee that it works as I feel 92 everyday now.
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