Crap Birthdays
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Fine, none of youse wish me a happy birthday then, see if I care
Yeah, you get those sorts in Liverpool from time to time. I've had a similar experience. Apparently they'd let some outsider in or something...Athers wrote:I remember when I went to a birthday curry in Liverpool a while back, there was this right pr1ck there, ruined my night him turning up.
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Oooh two of the girls from my netball team are from the Isle of Man!!! (they live in Manchester now, and one of them dated the Millionaire Eddie Davies's son and dumped him!!??)Batman wrote:I would have wished you one, but then you used 'youse' in a sentence.
I hope you enjoy the Isle of Man, home of the inbred.
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I had to be reminded of my last one by my old dear. Does this normally happen when you reach 23?
P.S All the very best Blurred
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YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!
I gave my mother a cracking birthday about 10 years ago ...
I was living with my parents, and not only did I forget her birthday until about 6pm, but when I realised and rushed home to wish her a happy birthday, I ended up wrecking her car.
The reception I received when I finally got home was not the best.
I was living with my parents, and not only did I forget her birthday until about 6pm, but when I realised and rushed home to wish her a happy birthday, I ended up wrecking her car.
The reception I received when I finally got home was not the best.
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jonnybwfc wrote:I gave my mother a cracking birthday about 10 years ago ...
I was living with my parents, and not only did I forget her birthday until about 6pm, but when I realised and rushed home to wish her a happy birthday, I ended up wrecking her car.
The reception I received when I finally got home was not the best.
I couldn't read beyond this line, I was laughing too hard. Are you from Blackburn?
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oh dear now I'm worried, I thought exactly the same. Not good.Batman wrote:jonnybwfc wrote:I gave my mother a cracking birthday about 10 years ago ...
I was living with my parents, and not only did I forget her birthday until about 6pm, but when I realised and rushed home to wish her a happy birthday, I ended up wrecking her car.
The reception I received when I finally got home was not the best.
I couldn't read beyond this line, I was laughing too hard. Are you from Blackburn?
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I gave up thinking about birthdays years ago. I've finally managed to get my children to ignore mine - thank heavens. Now I'm working on Christmas.
After all, what's a birthday anyway? Just another number on the odometer of life, that's what. I adopted the old adage 'you're only as old as you feel' many years ago. I can guarantee that it works as I feel 92 everyday now.
I gave up thinking about birthdays years ago. I've finally managed to get my children to ignore mine - thank heavens. Now I'm working on Christmas.
After all, what's a birthday anyway? Just another number on the odometer of life, that's what. I adopted the old adage 'you're only as old as you feel' many years ago. I can guarantee that it works as I feel 92 everyday now.
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