SIMPSONS, CHANNEL FOUR, NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:31 pm

"Man getting hit in groin by football"

Single greatest moment in TV EVER.

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Marshall · Post by **Marshall** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:34 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W27U6T54u_E

Marshall · Post by **Marshall** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:36 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W27U6T54u_E[/youtube]

BRILLIANT!!!

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:38 pm

Greatest ever Simpson quotes:

Homer wondering if he is cleverer then he thought

"Wait a minute! I'm no genius..........mmmm or are I!!"

"I model myself on the greatest ever mafia movie of alllll time..........Shaaark Taaaale"

Long live the Sompsins...................

Marshall · Post by **Marshall** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:40 pm

One of my personal favourite quotes...

Homer (teaching a class) "What is a wedding? Webster's dictionary defines it as the act of removing weeds from ones garden."

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:53 pm

My favourite is when Principal Skinner says 'Chew through my ballsack" to Nibbles, the school hamster.

Can't find it on YouTube though.

a1 · Post by a1 » Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:15 pm

"save me jeebus"

"me so hungy"

" now i'm dick tracy! *smack smack* take that prune face!
now i'm prune face! *smack smack* take that dick tracy!
now i'm prune tracy *smack smack* take that dick "

.... lost it ages ago tho ....

General Mannerheim · Post by **General Mannerheim** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:34 am

fixed up to the lie detector.

Scully - "we are going to run a few tests, we are going to ask you some simple yes or no questions, do you understand?"

Homer - "yes"

machine - BOOOSH!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaZRZA9vs_E

Luna · Post by **Luna** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:06 pm

Batman wrote:"Man getting hit in groin by football"

Single greatest moment in TV EVER.

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I expected this to be a thread saying 'THERE'S A NEW SIMPSONS ON!!!!!!1'

I was very happily mistaken. Well played Bainbridge.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:33 pm

"cant a guy have a beer on a wednesday morning" is a cracker and in the same episode when Ned asks for some advice on his new girlfriend "stupid Flanders I'm not showing you my secret moves"

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:40 pm

Homer playing golf with Mr Burns. Burns is in a bunker...

"Hmm I need an open faced club.... a sand wedge"

Homer: "mmmmm open faced club sandwich aaarrrrrggghh"

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:42 pm

Homer singing:

"I am so smart I am so smart S.M.R.T I mean S.M.A.R.T"

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:43 pm

Though newer Simpsons are shoddy (especially the horrendous Gervais-written ep), it is still up there with the very best of all time.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:45 pm

and the greatest song ever... See my vest

Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,
Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,
Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:49 pm

I have a great CD, "Songs in the Key of Springfield"

absolutely superb!

americantrotter · Post by **americantrotter** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:49 pm

Best Simpson's bit ever was when Homer was in England and told off a local:

"We kicked your ass in Vietnam"

Absolute comedy!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:56 pm

Batman wrote:I have a great CD, "Songs in the Key of Springfield"

absolutely superb!

Ditto - top notch

General Mannerheim · Post by **General Mannerheim** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:56 am

americantrotter wrote:Best Simpson's bit ever was when Homer was in England and told off a local:

"We kicked your ass in Vietnam"

Absolute comedy!

"our beatles were way better than your rolling stones"

Marge: "You punched out three people on the street"
Homer: "That was over soccer results. Can you believe they gave Giggs a yellow card in the box?!"

Henrik's fan club · Post by **Henrik's fan club** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:16 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOIyUHxKbMg[/youtube]

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:40 am

"Homer, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history
from the town of Springfield
he's about to hit a chestnut tree"

"AARRGGHH"