The Royal Baby
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The Royal Baby
I am pretty satisfied with our constitutional monarchy, but now that the Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant we're all in for months of the bollocks that our royals seem to inspire these days.
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Will we get a day off once it's born?
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They had an 'expert' on about morning sickness earlier.
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I'm in paroxysms of delight at the news.
My partner has started knitting bootees for the little prince or princess.
The land will rejoice.
My partner has started knitting bootees for the little prince or princess.
The land will rejoice.
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And we might have been able to avoid it for quite a while yet if you hadn't started a thread about it.mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:I am pretty satisfied with our constitutional monarchy, but now that the Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant we're all in for months of the bollocks that our royals seem to inspire these days.
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bored already.
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At least her bangers'll grow.
Boring as hell already though. Saw somebody's tweet earlier "national news because a royal has done something that millions do around council estates every year"
They got a response of: "buy a massive TV and smoke 60 fags a day and not fed there kids for a week?"
The only positive from this news.
Boring as hell already though. Saw somebody's tweet earlier "national news because a royal has done something that millions do around council estates every year"
They got a response of: "buy a massive TV and smoke 60 fags a day and not fed there kids for a week?"
The only positive from this news.
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I got a good tutting at this avvy. One of the girls in the office announced "Oh no, she has acute morning sickness" to which I replied "And her sister's got a cute arse".
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Bruce Rioja wrote:I got a good tutting at this avvy. One of the girls in the office announced "Oh no, she has acute morning sickness" to which I replied "And her sister's got a cute arse".
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Is it Harry's?
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We'll know for sure when it comes out ginger!
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Mummy is turning into William....
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Well, it'll narrow it down to two anyway89bwfc89 wrote:We'll know for sure when it comes out ginger!
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whilst I was making my tea.. (gourmet double-egg chips and beans on fried bread)
I had the start of the newcastle-whoever match on R5..
the commentator said: "and we only hope that the excitement at St James' park will be as exciting as the news from St James' Palace..."
so - hoping for a fecking tedious, dull game then???
I had the start of the newcastle-whoever match on R5..
the commentator said: "and we only hope that the excitement at St James' park will be as exciting as the news from St James' Palace..."
so - hoping for a fecking tedious, dull game then???
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Blame the press not the royals for the annoying publicity. The press gives the people what they want (gossip about the upper crust), the royals give Mummy what he wants (on the whole a not bad stable democracy).
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we'll blame who we want, thankyou very much!!Montreal Wanderer wrote:Blame the press not the royals for the annoying publicity. The press gives the people what they want (gossip about the upper crust), the royals give Mummy what he wants (on the whole a not bad stable democracy).
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Your conversion to Che Guevara t-shirt wearing, beret-owning full fledged membership of the far left is almost complete .mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:I am pretty satisfied with our constitutional monarchy, but now that the Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant we're all in for months of the bollocks that our royals seem to inspire these days.
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There needs to be a sarcasm smiley on here!William the White wrote:I'm in paroxysms of delight at the news.
My partner has started knitting bootees for the little prince or princess.
The land will rejoice.
Acute morning sickness was something I assumed the ruling classes called bulimia. The lass looked like she needed a good meal before she got up the duff. Now she cant even keep a quails egg down
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Owen Coyle?thebish wrote:we'll blame who we want, thankyou very much!!Montreal Wanderer wrote:Blame the press not the royals for the annoying publicity. The press gives the people what they want (gossip about the upper crust), the royals give Mummy what he wants (on the whole a not bad stable democracy).
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Not really related to this baby thread, but the mention of knitting reminded me of something.William the White wrote:I'm in paroxysms of delight at the news.
My partner has started knitting bootees for the little prince or princess.
The land will rejoice.
I was flying back from Brussels last Friday and a group of lads and dad's boarded and sat close to me. They sounded Swedish and most of the lads were wearing Lioverpool tops, probably on their way to Anfield I thought. Anyway, just after we landed, I glanced to the left and noticed one of the lads, who was about 11, was fully engrossed in knitting a blue and white striped bobble hat. Weird.
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