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by Lost Leopard Spot
Wed Apr 24, 2019 5:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 17459
Views: 425636

Re: The Politics Thread

If Theresa May was a Saxon king she'd be known to history as Theresa the Boneheaded.
Corbyn would be Jeremy the Thick. And Cable would be Vincent the Useless. Sturgeon would be Nichola the Thrice Defeated.
by Lost Leopard Spot
Wed Apr 24, 2019 5:04 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: News stories that make you think, or not...
Replies: 30
Views: 539

Re: News stories that make you think, or not...

Best headline of the week: Microsoft Paint avoids brush with death.
by Lost Leopard Spot
Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:08 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 7318
Views: 229858

Re: General Chit Chat

Enoch wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:37 pm
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:24 pm
Enoch wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:10 pm
I could have told you that! :)
So why didntcha? :P
You only had to ask.
Fairynuff.
by Lost Leopard Spot
Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 7318
Views: 229858

Re: General Chit Chat

Enoch wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:10 pm
I could have told you that! :)
So why didntcha? :P
by Lost Leopard Spot
Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Boiled eggs and Caliphate soldiers.
Replies: 130
Views: 1754

Re: Boiled eggs and Caliphate soldiers.

Sri Lanka - The Islamic State (IS) group claimed the attack on Tuesday via its news outlet. This must be bullshit because The Donald tells us that they no longer exist. That he's whipped their sorry arses! :conf: He well and truly whipped one Islamic State's sorry arses. There can be no denying tha...
by Lost Leopard Spot
Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19181
Views: 483178

Re: Today I'm angry about.....

HAY BASTARD FEVER. SNOT. RUNNY EYES. WHY?
by Lost Leopard Spot
Tue Apr 23, 2019 4:58 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 7318
Views: 229858

Re: General Chit Chat

Currently building a wood store/she'd. Just run out of timber. How ironic. Thought I'd be all cocky and put a tiled roof on it. Never done before. I thought it was obvious you'd put your slats at half tile intervals :doh: :oops: I now have lots of interesting tiny holes in the roof. I'm going to ha...
by Lost Leopard Spot
Tue Apr 23, 2019 4:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Boiled eggs and Caliphate soldiers.
Replies: 130
Views: 1754

Re: Boiled eggs and Caliphate soldiers.

Sri Lanka - The Islamic State (IS) group claimed the attack on Tuesday via its news outlet. This must be bullshit because The Donald tells us that they no longer exist. That he's whipped their sorry arses! :conf: He well and truly whipped one Islamic State's sorry arses. There can be no denying tha...
by Lost Leopard Spot
Tue Apr 23, 2019 4:42 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 17459
Views: 425636

Re: The Politics Thread

So, let me get this right. A comedian with no political experience, who starred in a political satirical drama called Servant of the People in which his character accidentally became President of Ukraine, has just become President of Ukraine. Is that right or is someone taking the piss? The entire ...
by Lost Leopard Spot
Mon Apr 22, 2019 6:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 17459
Views: 425636

Re: The Politics Thread

So, let me get this right. A comedian with no political experience, who starred in a political satirical drama called Servant of the People in which his character accidentally became President of Ukraine, has just become President of Ukraine. Is that right or is someone taking the piss? The entire ...
by Lost Leopard Spot
Mon Apr 22, 2019 6:11 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Will we tame the wild Rovers? Blackburn (A), 3pm, 22/04/19
Replies: 39
Views: 976

Re: Will we tame the wild Rovers? Blackburn (A), 3pm, 22/04/19

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 2:40 pm
I've just sacrificed a chicken.
Next time I'll try an ostrich.
by Lost Leopard Spot
Mon Apr 22, 2019 3:13 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Will we tame the wild Rovers? Blackburn (A), 3pm, 22/04/19
Replies: 39
Views: 976

Re: Will we tame the wild Rovers? Blackburn (A), 3pm, 22/04/19

There's good obstinacy, questionable obstinacy, bad obstinacy, dreadful obstinacy, and Parkinsonian obstinacy.
by Lost Leopard Spot
Mon Apr 22, 2019 2:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 7318
Views: 229858

Re: General Chit Chat

Currently building a wood store/she'd. Just run out of timber. How ironic.
by Lost Leopard Spot
Mon Apr 22, 2019 2:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 17459
Views: 425636

Re: The Politics Thread

So, let me get this right. A comedian with no political experience, who starred in a political satirical drama called Servant of the People in which his character accidentally became President of Ukraine, has just become President of Ukraine. Is that right or is someone taking the piss? The entire ...
by Lost Leopard Spot
Mon Apr 22, 2019 2:42 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Red Hats and One-eyed Snakes - the ups and downs of new management.
Replies: 41
Views: 2323

Re: Red Hats and One-eyed Snakes - the ups and downs of new ownership.

So when, exactly, are the EFL due to pronounce on Sir Baz the Rescuer's fitliness for ownershipness? Or has it, his fitliness for ownershipness, already snuck through???
by Lost Leopard Spot
Mon Apr 22, 2019 2:31 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 17459
Views: 425636

Re: The Politics Thread

So, let me get this right. A comedian with no political experience, who starred in a political satirical drama called Servant of the People in which his character accidentally became President of Ukraine, has just become President of Ukraine. Is that right or is someone taking the piss? The entire ...
by Lost Leopard Spot
Mon Apr 22, 2019 2:29 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: New Zealand
Replies: 115
Views: 1316

Re: New Zealand

So. Suicide bomber sweepstake competition: Buddhist. Christian. Sikh. Hindu. Atheist Muslim. I know who my money's on... Crap. My money was on those Sikh's. Looks like it was peace loving, radical, Muslin lone wolves. Who would have thought it. I have no doubt they all had mental health problems an...
by Lost Leopard Spot
Sun Apr 21, 2019 6:08 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: New Zealand
Replies: 115
Views: 1316

Re: New Zealand

So. Suicide bomber sweepstake competition:
Buddhist.
Christian.
Sikh.
Hindu.
Atheist
Muslim.

I know who my money's on...
by Lost Leopard Spot
Sun Apr 21, 2019 5:17 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: New Zealand
Replies: 115
Views: 1316

Re: New Zealand

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Sun Apr 21, 2019 4:17 pm
So who the fxck is slaughtering who in Ceylon right now?
Is it my fault as an old white male recidivist???
Seeks to challenge the reality of the Risen Christ (says Archbishop). Too fxcking true...