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by TANGODANCER
Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:51 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3673
Views: 273338

Frankly: Man walks out of a hotel into the rain just as a taxi pulls up. "That was lucky", he said to the driver "Frank did it every time. Never got wet and there was always a taxi waiting" said the driver Frank who? Frank Brown, world class sprinter, weightlifter, scratch-golfer, ace swimmer and di...
by TANGODANCER
Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 533335

keveh wrote:wahey, here we go...

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Paul Gascoigne makes one last attempt to get back into football, any football.
by TANGODANCER
Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:37 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3673
Views: 273338

Patrick walk into his local with a black eye. "Shit, have you been fighting?" asked Michael "Nah, believe it or not I was doing a good turn. I was in church this morning and Mrs Murphy was in front of me. As she stood up I noticed her frock was caught in her knickers so I reched forward and pulled i...
by TANGODANCER
Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:38 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 533335

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image

Rodan's Tinker
Brilliant! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
by TANGODANCER
Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:06 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 533335

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Well, its been a week now CH so american trotter's pic is officially the next entry:

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Well, the wife's come up with a solution to stinking up the bathroom after a night out with the lads. Now I've got my own personal loo!
by TANGODANCER
Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:15 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 533335

blurred wrote:
Had a Liverpool one though :D

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The suspect is described as having black curly hair, possibly a moustache and is wearing a yellow shirt. The police expext to make an early arrest.
by TANGODANCER
Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:48 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 533335

nat_bwfcuk wrote:OK, I shall try again now...

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Pink Floyd: Just another prick in the balls!
by TANGODANCER
Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 533335

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Electric nose-hair remover? Watch this!
by TANGODANCER
Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:43 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 533335

You shut your face or my dad'll buy your football club!

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by TANGODANCER
Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:37 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 533335

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:There you go! Found it quicker than I thought.


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Great divorce settlement I won today. Wife gets fcuk all and..........Oh shit, you fkonking cow!!!!!!
by TANGODANCER
Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Get in the spirit people!
Replies: 76
Views: 13072

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Quite partial to a drop or two of FUNDADOR Spanish Brandy myself.
by TANGODANCER
Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:59 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Get in the spirit people!
Replies: 76
Views: 13072

Christmas Tango :P :P
by TANGODANCER
Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:46 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 533335

CrazyHorse wrote:Try this one,

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No, honest Bert, the message said "Watch out for drug runners dealing in snow". I reckon we should have him!
by TANGODANCER
Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:58 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 533335

CrazyHorse wrote:Try this one,

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Blimey mate, we were in shirtsleeves when the rest went past!
by TANGODANCER
Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:39 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 533335

blurred wrote:Do your worst, folks

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So I say to the ref: "Watch MOTD and see yourself looking a fool for that decision"

and he says:

"Watch it yourself and see you getting sent off"
by TANGODANCER
Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:40 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 533335

Gertie wrote:Oooh thanks, I'll claim my prize later.... ;)

OK as no-one can upset me today you can all be mean and horrible with this little beauty:

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"And here's my impersonation of "Wet-Wet-Wet"
by TANGODANCER
Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:10 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 533335

Oooh thanks, I'll claim my prize later.... ;) OK as no-one can upset me today you can all be mean and horrible with this little beauty: http://www.bbc.co.uk/birmingham/local_events/2004/07/party_in_the_park/gallery6/images/mark_owen.jpg "Hey folks. Glad to be back with you, and as you can see I'm a...
by TANGODANCER
Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:39 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 533335

Bruce Rioja wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:About time you all stopped loafing about and made some dough :P
What? Like, earned a crust?
Crumbs, you trying to take a "rise" out of me Bruce
by TANGODANCER
Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:36 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 533335

communistworkethic wrote:Cheers TD.

Here you go....


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Gordon Ramsay's instruction to " Use your loaf and don't give me any f-----g lip" was misinterptreted by the French cookery students.
by TANGODANCER
Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:15 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 533335

blurred wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Some of you guys really are scraping the oven bottom of the barrell.
Sorry Bruce :( , I we all should appologise at the very yeast!!
Aye, there's a grain of truth in that.
About time you all stopped loafing about and made some dough :P