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by TANGODANCER
Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: There goes my sex-life
Replies: 19
Views: 2219

Cricket bat across the nose, fielding suicide position, shanked golf ball full on the jaw from 10 yards (knocked me cold), two broken wrists in karate class, ..... and they are just the minor things.
by TANGODANCER
Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ever played Resident Evil?
Replies: 6
Views: 502

"Just how impressive does that look? "

You worry me at times mate, you really do! :mrgreen:
by TANGODANCER
Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:20 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: I hate Bolton
Replies: 132
Views: 9908

2006 and we still have gang cultures. "But we have nowhere to go, and nothing to do" Play till you leave school then get out and work. :evil: About time the law got a real grip on it all. It starts in the home, so parents aren't allowed to tan arses any more. It carries on in schools, so the cane wa...
by TANGODANCER
Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Huntley
Replies: 7
Views: 470

Re: Huntley

I'm glad he survived. The bastard should rot in gaol for the rest of his natural. No euthenasia, no allowed suicide, no parole. Lock him in a bare concrete room for the rest of his life...no bed, no chair, just a bucket. Food shoved through a hatch. No window. No contact with anything. Lifelong imp...
by TANGODANCER
Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 307891

americantrotter wrote:Hooker. Vegas. End of.
Well, in the same vein "Lass-Vegas" :mrgreen:
by TANGODANCER
Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 307891

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Spot the lottery winner!
by TANGODANCER
Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Huntley
Replies: 7
Views: 470

Bring back the Cat! :evil:
by TANGODANCER
Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: I hate Bolton
Replies: 132
Views: 9908

Had loads of loony acts whilst working as a security guard years ago: Been bombarded with bricks from the roof of a woodyard, had a tramp throw a bottle at me that missed by a whisker and shattered all over me, had a tit on a motorbike who sat in the middle of the road and blocked my van's path (hur...
by TANGODANCER
Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:40 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: SOPRANOS...
Replies: 44
Views: 6360

it's worse than that though Bertie. I don't have a problem with the various US accents apart from on those two words. It's the complete corruption on those two words in to... urrbs (you have to stretch out the vowel sound) and urrbull (don't forget the extranious emphasis on the 'L') Sort of, A la ...
by TANGODANCER
Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:40 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: YAY!!! we won something!!
Replies: 3
Views: 258

Re: YAY!!! we won something!!

thebish wrote:http://www.caledoncitizen.com/news/2006 ... s/044.html

who says we're a tin-pot club now eh?
Some gradely Bolton names in that line up. Sounds like Inter Milan. :mrgreen:
by TANGODANCER
Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:13 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: I hate Bolton
Replies: 132
Views: 9908

Re: I hate Bolton

I got egged, drive by style on the way home, and I got this huge fekkin bruise on my chest and I'm not happy. At all. Fekkin chavs This town is a shithole. Anyone want to disagree? Didn't think so.... Nothing wrong with the town ROB, it's the dickheads we have living here. They're all brave because...
by TANGODANCER
Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:57 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Attack of the Trojans.
Replies: 23
Views: 3136

Already have Spybot a1, and now Macafee and Ad-Aware and Macafee Personal, and AOL Spyware and AOL Computer check up. "The chances of anything coming from Mars, are a million to one, he said. The cances of anything coming from Mars, are a million to one.......... but still, they come!" Jeff Wayne, ...
by TANGODANCER
Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Attack of the Trojans.
Replies: 23
Views: 3136

Already have Spybot a1, and now Macafee and Ad-Aware and Macafee Personal, and AOL Spyware and AOL Computer check up. "The chances of anything coming from Mars, are a million to one, he said. The cances of anything coming from Mars, are a million to one.......... but still, they come!" Jeff Wayne, W...
by TANGODANCER
Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:07 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Scotts
Replies: 13
Views: 1414

Thought someone was on about porridge oats. :mrgreen:
by TANGODANCER
Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:29 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: SOPRANOS...
Replies: 44
Views: 6360

americantrotter wrote:Well add in that America think there are 2 accents. Cockney and Oasis.
Can never get over how Americans make "t's" sound like "d" and vowels like other vowels. As in "American Tradder"
by TANGODANCER
Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: CRIKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 58
Views: 5921

keveh wrote:Germaine Greer is a super bitch:
Yes.

About the only comment worth making. Imagine a world full of her and Anne Robinson clones.
by TANGODANCER
Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Attack of the Trojans.
Replies: 23
Views: 3136

Limewire? Oh jesus, do people still trust this?! Effectively, it's a good site for free music downloads. I think also it's pot luck when you install it. It even recognises its own corrupt version which, by then, is too late. A lot depends on you firewalls and I only had the version of McCafee you g...
by TANGODANCER
Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:10 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Attack of the Trojans.
Replies: 23
Views: 3136

communistworkethic wrote:do you have a pop-up blocker TD? I use Norton Security and that's proved pretty darned effective
I did try blocking the beasties but the damage is done with something in hiding. My son knows computers and reckons formating is the only answer.
by TANGODANCER
Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:04 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Attack of the Trojans.
Replies: 23
Views: 3136

CAPSLOCK wrote:DO YOU USE FIREFOX?

I'D DUMP MCAFEE TOO AND USE THE FREE AVG

ALSO, WHAT ARE THESE BEASTIES THAT YOU HAVE?
They are both of the Trojan variety, classed as critical by McCafee and seem to hide themselves in program files. McCaffe has got them both to date but I still get pop-ups.
by TANGODANCER
Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Attack of the Trojans.
Replies: 23
Views: 3136

Attack of the Trojans.

Managed to get myself two Trojan virusus installed in my relatively new pc. Almost sure it came in on a corrupted "Limewire" link. I'm being bombarded with pop-up crap despite instaling Ad-Aware, Spybot, AOL spyware, McCafee Personal and a downloaded McCafee firewall. Looks like I'm going to have to...