Cooking up a tasty away day, or Norfolk n chance? Norwich v BWFC 24/2/18 3pm

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Re: Cooking up a tasty away day, or Norfolk n chance? Norwich v BWFC 24/2/18 3pm

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:11 pm

Mic man reckons we'll have minimum possesion today...ah, well. Ref plays advantage them and....they get a throw. Reid? Reese? again (a Name I've oft expressed dislike for), then Sammi wins a throw for us. Hernandez gets whacked with a feather and they get the free kick. They come forth playing pat-a-cake, then Prats wins it. A poor one from Dervite and it's them again. Pass the parcel again and most of it in their half. Now....it goes back to their keeper. They sally, Madison tries and gets them forward. More possession and....Beevers heads clear. They come again and....Madison tries a long shot and hits the post....
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:15 pm

We're really going to have to watch those snap shots. Madison, Reeve? and pass the parcel again. Mic man reckons we're keeing them in control so far...some mic chat, then....they sally again and...Ben trots out and grabs it. Wallop and...Prats, Alf loses out and Reid sallies again. Hernandez comes, Prat's gives one a way and they get a distant-ish free kick. And...some mither about Bury...then a free header (again?) but it goes wide. Off to Giggle Lane...
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Re: Cooking up a tasty away day, or Norfolk n chance? Norwich v BWFC 24/2/18 3pm

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:15 pm

Alnwick, Dervite, Beevers, Wheater, Burke, Robinson, Morais, Pratley, Karacan, Ameobi, Le Fondre

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:19 pm

Bury score (how do you do it lads?) Murphy losses it to us, some more mic chat, then we have a throw. Villa go 1 down to Shef. Sammi now and....Jem, Robinson and.....he does well and wins us a corner. Morais the postman taking aim.....and....an inswinger and....headed clear for another corner. Morais again and....their keeper grabs it. They set off once more. Prats gets a free kick and micman want to go back to the Shakers? Is that Coinism? Anyway, onwards....
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:24 pm

Jem wins us a free kick on halfway.....and...some scores from m icman, then Sammi and Robbo try but lose out. Sammi does well again and.....Sammi flashes one across but it's cleared. Down our end Madison has a direct free kick to close for comfort. And...mic chat, then.....20 out and....Madison and....hits the wall for a corner. 20 mins gone. 0-0. And....a cross and it gets out to Hernandez. A throw them and....Murphy and....Dervite clears for a throw. And Murphy comes again and...Morais dleviers them a free kick.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:28 pm

And now, ....Villa equalise.....in come the short free kick and a shot from Madison is saved by Ben. Not afraid to shoot, this lot. Hope we take note. Alf, Morais and....an Alf header drifts wide. A chance. They come at us again and...Zimmerman, Madison....Hanley....Lewis? Wheats clears for a throw.....a quick one and....they go offside and we get the free kick. Bit of smart stuff from then apparently and....off the Giggle Lane again. Any players for sale?
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Re: Cooking up a tasty away day, or Norfolk n chance? Norwich v BWFC 24/2/18 3pm

Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:29 pm

Sounds like a usual away performance. We're creating nowt, barely touched it and hoping to ride our luck and hang on for 90 minutes. I've sacked this one off already!
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Post by DJBlu » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:33 pm

We're continuing to launch it long in the middle with ALF up top. He's getting proper wound up asking for it down the wing.

Ameobi is a shite header of the ball for a tall lad.

Burke is having another poor game.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:33 pm

Back at Carrow Road, Burke, them, D,oliveira...Hernandez and.....they get a corner and....now we have a throw. Chat about taking a point already, fain-hearts. Alf loses out, then more pass the parcel and Madison visits again and....Reid is offside. Free kick us. Mither about Scousers, then.....chat, a fact or two, then.....they have a passing bee and a bit of a sing-song, then....a long ball almost got to Murphy. Wheats tackles well and we get a goal kick. Sammi heads one into the crowd, then mic man informs us Wilbraham is warming up? Is that good?
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Post by DJBlu » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:35 pm

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Back at Carrow Road, Burke, them, D,oliveira...Hernandez and.....they get a corner and....now we have a throw. Chat about taking a point already, fain-hearts. Alf loses out, then more pass the parcel and Madison visits again and....Reid is offside. Free kick us. Mither about Scousers, then.....chat, a fact or two, then.....they have a passing bee and a bit of a sing-song, then....a long ball almost got to Murphy. Wheats tackles well and we get a goal kick. Sammi heads one into the crowd, then mic man informs us Wilbraham is warming up? Is that good?
ALF is offering nothing up top as he's so isolated.

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Post by DJBlu » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:36 pm

Not be long before we concede.

Alnwick with a great save.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:37 pm

We lose it, they sally and win a couple of free kicks. D'oliviers ....it goes to Alf but he can't make headway. They pass happily and Oliviers forces a save from Ben. We break and....Morais and...Hanley gets a word and we get a free kick. A break there, but no real support. Anyway, Morais and.... and....chat, chat, then....nobody to take advantages. Roobo does we as Derby and Reading, 2-2.
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Post by DJBlu » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:40 pm

fecking arsehole players.

On the floor like he's taken a bullet to the leg, the fanny.

Cheating cnuts. Pratley on a yellow. Thankfully the ref saw through the players antics.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:43 pm

Burke does well, gets slid, Prats gets Reid and earns a card. An iffy challenge say mic man. Barnsley 2 up at Brum. And....and a "fairly" straightforward one on one lets us off. Jem gets decked, Beevers gets decked and we get a free kick. Ben to wallop this and...great defending by Dervite, but back they come. Throw them and.....Ben nips out and grabs the ball. Leiter? missed a sitter....apparently. Some fan-chat about Plan B, then Prats gets a shot in, then Sammi hits one on the turn just wide. Better? 4 mins to the break....
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Post by DJBlu » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:44 pm

Dervite with tackle of the day so far.

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:45 pm

Barnsley 2-0 up, Sunderland winning and Reading come back twice to be drawing. Tuesday's fan is happy & sunny, Saturday's fan is full of worry.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:50 pm

A break them, Madison blocked and Hernandes shoots wide. Morais did well, and we get a goal kick. Sammi loses out, Reid sallies, Hernandes challenged by Burke. Throw them and.....time ticks. Hernandes...we get it clear....throw them, Reid and...Ben says thank you. 2 mins to Lucozade. They come again and....Madison has it, loses it and regains it. Corner them...Madison and...in and out, Beevers a bd Robbo clear. Robbo decked but no free kick. They come again and....we need to get that Plan B sorted before Part II . Come on Whites......Ben and.....wallop and....some irrelevant scores. Prats goes, Morais crosses, loses out and....Jem decks him and they get a free kick. And.....Leitner? Reid, Burke wins us a free kick and....it's .....0-0 at the break.....
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:52 pm

Why the feckity feck does my phone think Reading is Readir?
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:57 pm

Sunderland, Middlesboro 45+8 I wonder what's going on there then!?
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Post by malcd1 » Sat Feb 24, 2018 4:00 pm

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Sunderland, Middlesboro 45+8 I wonder what's going on there then!?

Two red cards. Paddy McNair has been subbed and delayed the match for a time. Come on Boro.
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