TW Caption competition - part three...

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:56 pm

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:37 pm

This is just begging for some great captions. :wink:


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Post by 2399 » Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:18 am

Smell the diarrhea of ol' Pink Dress here!

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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:31 am

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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:34 am

'Gather your partners now for Strip The Widow.'

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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:49 am

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by jaffka » Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:54 am

Quick grab those fit ones.

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:01 am

TANGODANCER wrote:This is just begging for some great captions. :wink:


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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:08 am

"And then the Empress confided in me that her husband was this big. Well, no wonder they call him Boney!"

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Little Green Man » Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:08 am

There was no hiding it. The boys just weren't interested in Fanny.

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Andy Waller » Thu Apr 10, 2014 1:02 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:This is just begging for some great captions. :wink:


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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Little Green Man » Wed Jun 11, 2014 11:40 pm

Right, invoking the little-known two month rule, and basing the final decision purely on quantity rather than quality, I declare myself the winner.

Fill yer (football) boots...

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:39 am

Didn't know Big Sam was at the World Cup.

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:26 am

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See, a flying pig. We can get through the group stages...
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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

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Re: TW Caption competition - part three...

Post by PC1978 » Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:35 am

Told you so. I knew it was a bad idea to let Welbeck take a penalty.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:22 pm

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Post by thebish » Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:31 pm

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