Saved you typing it? You wrote more in sayin that

My ex best mate, is the son of Jimmy Phillips, he once took us to Euxton. Had shots at Jussi and played one bounce with Frandsen. This was on a Friday(not sure how long ago, 4/5 years?). We were playing Chelsea next day and N'gotty was an injury doubt, so he was supposed to be watching the first tea...

Lol. Took me a while to work it out

A woman is pushing her car, suddenly she stops outside a hotel and goes bankrupt. Why?

Mexico

A horny black man's cock?

No worries. Anyone else got any riddles?

Well I'm sorry Montreal Wanderer. It had a few people stumped...

Your driving the bus. Two people get on at one stop, 3 at another, 16 at the next and then 11 get off. What colour are the bus drivers eyes?

I go for Ronaldo, even though he does play for the scum...

I'm new, I'm Diddums and I love Bolton. Come on you Whites. Here's to a Merry Christmas