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by Puskas
Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:59 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Jussi and the Owl
Replies: 12
Views: 4377

I believe the owl didn't want to stop the match - he just wanted to play on the wing...
by Puskas
Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:57 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Owen Hargreaves Dad
Replies: 33
Views: 6860

bobo the clown wrote:
Dr Hotdog wrote: ... what the feck is this all about? what the feck am i even justifying this shit for?

feck off.
Well argued. A thorough and detailed piece of work !!
Indeed. If it were my son, and he wanted to play for the Rags, I'd beat it out of him with a stick. He'd thank me in the long run.
by Puskas
Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:05 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Jussi and the Owl
Replies: 12
Views: 4377

Re: Jussi and the Owl

Jussi's lot won 2-0. But.... http://football.guardian.co.uk/breakingnews/feedstory/0,,-6688892,00.html "In what must be a unique occurence in the history of international soccer the Group A match was held up for six minutes midway through the first half after an owl landed on the pitch and refused ...
by Puskas
Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:39 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Jussi and the Owl
Replies: 12
Views: 4377

Jussi and the Owl

Jussi's lot won 2-0. But.... http://football.guardian.co.uk/breakingnews/feedstory/0,,-6688892,00.html "In what must be a unique occurence in the history of international soccer the Group A match was held up for six minutes midway through the first half after an owl landed on the pitch and refused t...
by Puskas
Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:43 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Alcohol powder - a disgrace
Replies: 7
Views: 1569

Alcohol powder - a disgrace

According to this very reliable news report: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070606/tod-uk-dutch-drink-063ac92.html Dutch students claim to have invented some sort of alcohol powder, which they claim can be legally sold to minors. I think this is a disgrace - if I'd been down the pit all day, I'd wa...
by Puskas
Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:28 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Roberto Carlos set for Fenerbache...
Replies: 20
Views: 6896

communistworkethic wrote:we don't need a show pony who can't tackle anyone but david beckham nd spends too much time trying to shoot from 70 yards
Don't we? Dammit. There go all my suggestions for the "who should we sign" thread.
by Puskas
Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Owen Hargreaves Dad
Replies: 33
Views: 6860

Adolf Hitler was infamous. And he has nothing to do with this thread. Surely you can be both famous (recognised by lots of people) and infamous? Indeed, isn't infamy a subset of fame? I'm not sure your definition holds up. Nowadays fame is almost always used in a good sense. According to the OED it...
by Puskas
Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Owen Hargreaves Dad
Replies: 33
Views: 6860

Adolf Hitler was infamous. And he has nothing to do with this thread. Surely you can be both famous (recognised by lots of people) and infamous? Indeed, isn't infamy a subset of fame? So, to get back to the subject, Owen Hargreaves and Man Utd are both famous and infamous. And Owen Hargreaves's dad...
by Puskas
Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:48 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Owen Hargreaves Dad
Replies: 33
Views: 6860

Nozza wrote:
Forget the chip, you've got the whole chip shop!
No - I just like football and dislike Man Utd. The two tend to go together.
by Puskas
Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:46 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Roberto Carlos set for Fenerbache...
Replies: 20
Views: 6896

Re: Roberto Carlos set for Fenerbache...

what is all the hype about jloyd samuel and why is everyone so desperate to ditch gardner? Is everyone desperate to ditch Gardner? We need cover at left-back - that much was obvious whenever Pedersen played there. There's also some doubt as to whether Gardner came back from his last injury quite th...
by Puskas
Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:40 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Owen Hargreaves Dad
Replies: 33
Views: 6860

Yes. Because playing for one of the worlds most famous clubs is degrading. :crazy: Fame isn't everything. Adolf Hitler, for instance, was famous. Those of us who enjoy football dislike Manchester United - everything about them, from their whining, glory-hunting fans who've never been north of Watfo...
by Puskas
Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:00 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Roberto Carlos set for Fenerbache...
Replies: 20
Views: 6896

££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££ He'd get less of that playing in Turkey than he would in England. I think the reason we didn't go in for him is simply that he isn't good enough, anymore. No pace, can't defend - all he does is hit free kicks, most of which go off target, but the f...
by Puskas
Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:55 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Why did Sam sell Parker?
Replies: 18
Views: 5075

Maybe Parker wanted to leave, rather than standing around in the middle of the park watching the ball being hoofed over his head every week?
by Puskas
Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Owen Hargreaves Dad
Replies: 33
Views: 6860

I'd want the best for my son, why would a player like Hargreaves, who's been a regular in a team competing in the Champions League since he broke into the team, move on to another team that wasn't competing in the Champions League? Wanting the best for your son is not the same as wanting them to ma...
by Puskas
Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: whats yer favourite curry?
Replies: 43
Views: 9192

cowdrill wrote:ewww!

i'd rather shag my naan
That's the problem with these joke threads - everyone has to rice to the bait.
by Puskas
Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Vic Reeves - funny or not?
Replies: 56
Views: 8823

Not really, cos Eric Morecambe was funny on his own Unless of course your saying Reeves is as funny as Wise Which would be a bit harsh Henry is funnier than Wise fwiw Reeves can make me laugh, Morecambe and Wise couldn't And I keep being reminded of Jerry Sadowitz, and his marvellous remark "I'm a ...
by Puskas
Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:57 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: If a tree falls in an empty wood.
Replies: 41
Views: 8546

Yes because God hears everything Are you Bishop Berkeley in disguise? I would say yes but i have no idea who that is He was a bishop and philosopher, author of "Principle of Human Knowledge" (amongst other things), nowadays thought of as the "middle" of the three great early British Empiricist phil...
by Puskas
Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:30 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: If a tree falls in an empty wood.
Replies: 41
Views: 8546

Muse wrote:Yes because God hears everything
Are you Bishop Berkeley in disguise?
by Puskas
Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Vic Reeves - funny or not?
Replies: 56
Views: 8823

No, not at all. I've asked you specifically to quote me something, just a line, anything, a mere morsel, that Vic Reeves has come out with that can be considered to be funny, and, to be frank, Cowdrill, you've offered up absolute Jack Shit. :conf: You can't, can you? He's as funny as testicular can...
by Puskas
Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: If a tree falls in an empty wood.
Replies: 41
Views: 8546

Re: If a tree falls in an empty wood.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Debate yourselves silly!
Is this a mass debate?