Editor to junior staff member: "A hells angels been shot on the way home from their festival. Quick write me a piece about the history of The Bulldog Bash" JSM - "....but I don't know anything about it, plus I'm late for my bus" Ed "Well you're not going home until you write me a full page on the hi...

Well I'll say thanks for the link.

I enjoyed watching a full round of golf (even if it was just Tiger and Ames) without any adverts.

ACAS helpline

08457 47 47 47

great free employment advice.

Unfortunately its one thing knowing your employer is in the wrong but another to prove it and get the result you want.

Try Santana - Samba Pa Ti

Roughly translates as "Dance with you"

" the song is instrumental, featuring decent bass and superb guitar playing. "

starts off slow then the drums pick up about 2 minutes in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzSayxVM_E0

This is the best martial arts film ever.........AFRO NINJA!



http://youtube.com/watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs

best clip ever!

"I don't know what he does in the woods but I certainly have in my trousers!"

The cause didn't matter, it was just an excuse for a party.

If it had been an event to raise awareness for "Monkey Tennis" or any other random thing you can think of, they would have still filled the stadiums.

Fantastic, my first win!

Ok here we go.................................

Little Jimmys mum was too shocked to look as his afternoon magic show ended with him pulling the original script of Kevin Costners "Field of Dreams" from his arse.

Found this....... "Bolton is one of the more deprived boroughs in England according to the Indices of Deprivation 2000.[23] It is the 28th most deprived in England in terms of numbers of people who are income deprived. A third of the borough's population lives in seven wards which are amongst the 10...

hisroyalgingerness wrote:i nearly posted this with the thread title "Man City are complete failures, lets all laugh at them"

perhaps if manny agrees a mod may do so?

You crack on lads!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_city/6744243.stm Apparently a journalist uncovered the source of the takeover bid, it all started from an email they received............... " Dear Friends at Citeh, Kindly accept my apology for sending unsolicited mail to you. Although we never m...

Although Jesus turned up on time and smartly dressed every day, his boss wondered just how much he contributed to the workload.

A newly married man gets in from a hard day at work to find a brand new LAY-Z-BOY armchair in front of the TV. "I bought it for you so you can relax here and not have to go to the pub every night to wind down darling" says his wife. "Thanks love but theres football on tonight and we don't have sky s...

Thai green chicken