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by bobo the clown
Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:22 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Sam Allardyce - Stay or Go?
Replies: 247
Views: 74307

Batman wrote:Craig Allardyce is a KNOB
... and he lives in Blackburn (well, Darwin, but ffs)
by bobo the clown
Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:07 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: 5 years on
Replies: 21
Views: 5255

Everyone remember where they were? I was in the US about an hour out of New York. The day was very odd. A woman I worked with came into our meeting & said "a palne's just hit one of the towers in NYC". We went into the corridoors where TV's are permenantly on CNN & WATCHED. Our first view was that ...
by bobo the clown
Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:43 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Cheryl Tweedys Boyfriends Book
Replies: 21
Views: 4284

Cole really is a prick. This lot shows him in his true light & that he is the worst sort of the modern celeb-footballer. Whenever someone says something like I'm about to we get the "you can't wish that on a person", but really, really ... I'd be delighted to see some Arsenal player (well, ANYONE to...
by bobo the clown
Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:03 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: what stands out in this report ??
Replies: 10
Views: 1812

what stands out in this report ??

" ... A Brazilian referee faces suspension on Tuesday after she awarded a goal that television pictures showed was scored by a ball boy. Pictures showed that after a Santacruzense player shot narrowly wide in the 89th minute, the boy collected the ball with his feet, took it back on to the pitch an...
by bobo the clown
Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:09 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: WELL, LETS HAVE IT OUT
Replies: 52
Views: 10039

Points .... points until we've got 40 & should be clear of relegation. Then points ... as we move to European places ... then points to ensure that ... then points to see if we can get to a Champ League place. Also, given that a club gets £500k per place in the league .... well, er ... points. £500k...
by bobo the clown
Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:04 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Get your pets insured.
Replies: 40
Views: 23997

Re: Get your pets insured.

TANGODANCER wrote:We have had our Shithzu only a few weeks. He's just a pup.

The wife took him out for a walk ... he got all excited and dashed between her legs (she) tripped over the lead and landed on top of him and broke his leg in two places.
Now, it may be me .... but .... how's the wife ??!!
by bobo the clown
Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:26 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Makelele: a slave?
Replies: 8
Views: 1723

The old club v country argument, eh? It's not even club v country, it's the manager of a country being a tit. If you say you've retired, you've retired, simple as. ... except that once free of Mourinho's grasping arms he's shown on French TV saying that he never really wanted to retire & was deligh...
by bobo the clown
Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Eidur
Replies: 22
Views: 3843

CHELSEA WERE THE ONLY TEAM THAT MADE AN ACCEPTABLE OFFER AND THIS AT A TIME WE WERE UNDER MASSIVE PRESSURE FROM OUR MAJOR CREDITORS It was the summer following thje Barry Knight scandle. No doubt whatsoever what that cheating bastard cost us. The same year, only a few weeks earlier Peter Taylor, th...
by bobo the clown
Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: historical kits
Replies: 11
Views: 2186

Commie ... bless.

The worst, surely, was the '93-4 yellow pinstripe with SEWN ON COLLAR !!!
by bobo the clown
Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:09 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: historical kits
Replies: 11
Views: 2186

still say our 1999/2001 is my fave. Bring back Navy Blue shorts !!!!! It always used to bemuse me when we were sponsored by Reebok, but had shirsts actually made by Matchwinner. What was all THAT about ?? I saw a similar page some time ago which included 'second-strips' too. Anyone know where that ...
by bobo the clown
Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:28 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: How wrong can you be ?
Replies: 9
Views: 2668

How wrong can you be ?

" .... Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney apparently keeps Coleen entertained with catchphrases from Little Britain and the Catherine Tate Show. He is often heard screaming "I'm a lady" and also mimics chav schoolgirl Lauren's catchprase "Am I bovvered?" ... " (Star) So, Wayne Rooney MIMICS bei...
by bobo the clown
Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:18 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Spot the celebrity
Replies: 54
Views: 16084

hisroyalgingerness wrote:saw Robbie Savage in Manchester yesterday shopping

he was with his little girl so I had to calm myself, the guy still makes my blood boil
You still should have twatted him. The girl needs to learn.
by bobo the clown
Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Some people just don't have open minds ...
Replies: 3
Views: 803

Some people just don't have open minds ...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5261856.stm ===================== Filipino 'dwarf' judge loses case A Philippines judge who said he consulted imaginary mystic dwarves has failed to convince the Supreme Court to allow him to keep his job. Florentino Floro was appealing against a three-year in...
by bobo the clown
Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:48 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: I passed my A levels!
Replies: 80
Views: 12604

Bruce Rioja wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Marshall wrote:Well, I failed my Maths AS level.

Came as a shock, because I got a B in the january module, and failed miserably in the summer exams.

Ah well, passed all the others.
It just doesn't add up, does it ?

Bad luck.
Was that meant as a pun, Bobo?
Bruce ... yes.
by bobo the clown
Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: I passed my A levels!
Replies: 80
Views: 12604

Marshall wrote:Well, I failed my Maths AS level.

Came as a shock, because I got a B in the january module, and failed miserably in the summer exams.

Ah well, passed all the others.
It just doesn't add up, does it ?

Bad luck.
by bobo the clown
Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: I passed my A levels!
Replies: 80
Views: 12604

Congratulations, well in. Leeds Uni's a top place, too - enjoy :) Yeah seemed it when I visited. I'm learning Russian so I get to do a year in Moscow/St Petersburg too so I can call in on our old pals Zenit. Remember how good looking their female fans were? I can't wait!! :pissed: Leeds Uni, my old...
by bobo the clown
Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:09 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: 70's
Replies: 26
Views: 5824

i have decided ...... to go as Billie Jean King. :D i have a belting wig and some shocking glasses, just need a retro ladies tennis dress that will fit me and an old wooden racket , add sweat bands and im away. ... & a strap-on ! by the way ... a 'Watney's Party 7' was a can of beer, containing 7 p...
by bobo the clown
Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:55 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: 70's
Replies: 26
Views: 5824

communistworkethic wrote: ........ Watneys Party 7
....... with a screwdriver & shoe, coz no-one ever, ever had one of those angled opener things you needed to get into them.
by bobo the clown
Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:33 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: 70's
Replies: 26
Views: 5824

Kenny Everett's Cupid Stunts, or his business-man in suit, brolly, brief case, but the back of the suit cut away to reveal stockings, suspenders & bra. The classic look of Doctor Who .... with the long scarf etc. .... or go as Gary Glitter !!! That should start a few conversations AND make sure the ...
by bobo the clown
Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Chelsea tapping up - AGAIN
Replies: 1
Views: 596

Re: Chelsea tapping up - AGAIN

This is old news now, but ive not seen it discussed on here. Chelsea have alreeady been found guilty of tapping up Cole. now they seem to be under investigation for tapping up three Leeds youngsters and add to that Bristol City's claims they tapped up one of their youngsters. The evidence against C...