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by jordAn.WS22
Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Zombies
Replies: 29
Views: 3516

Sex and the city movie.

Sarah Jessica Parker .... kphhhhhheurh
by jordAn.WS22
Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:29 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Greatest EVER.................Chat up lines.
Replies: 68
Views: 10726

i thought this was a chat-up lines thread - regardless of whether they work or not? (say this one looking at the floor with a little sulk on,) "hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; its okay, go ahead, say no." orrr.. for a different type of girl, (lick finger and wipe o...
by jordAn.WS22
Wed May 21, 2008 11:04 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: I knew them when they were nowt. Support Bands.
Replies: 83
Views: 12191

our fold - watch this space.
by jordAn.WS22
Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:55 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 513063

Man with small orange hat makes everyone laugh..
by jordAn.WS22
Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:20 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 553954

How many filth fans it take to change a lightbulb?

3 -
1 to change the lightbulb,
1 to buy the special edition lightbulb changing DVD
and 1 to drive em both back to torquay.

Whilst on this note..

Whats the difference between Fergie and God?

God doesnt think hes Fergie.
by jordAn.WS22
Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:08 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 513063

Gerrards crotch karate chop backfired, and only discovered that Gattuso was hard, in more than one way.
by jordAn.WS22
Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:56 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Drums
Replies: 55
Views: 11956

Neil Peart, yeh I know, my God, his rudiments are i must admit, ridiculously fast, but most of his appeal is largely down to his unbelievable kit, I dunno how to compete with that! I mean besides the obvious, Keith Moon, Travis Barker, Buddy Rich, in my opinion, Matt Helders (Arctic Monkeys) is simp...
by jordAn.WS22
Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:53 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Drums
Replies: 55
Views: 11956

Drums

As a drummer, Ive always been interested in whether non-drummers actually recognise an awesome beat when they hear one, whats the best beat in a song you've ever heard? The ones that come to the top of my head, View from the Afternoon by Arctic Monkeys, Stockholm Syndrome - Milburn. Sorry that they'...
by jordAn.WS22
Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:02 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Who was your favourite S Club member?
Replies: 70
Views: 24177

Hannah Spearrit, THE most underrated girl Ive ever seen.

Watched "Primeval" the other day through sheer boredom, Oh my days, shes got the tang.
by jordAn.WS22
Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:44 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Anyone seen 'THEM' Kylie pics?
Replies: 13
Views: 4599

How come all these links have some sort of error after em :(
by jordAn.WS22
Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:59 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Capello's England team thread
Replies: 40
Views: 7093

Drop Richards for Brown, yeh. Now I think about it, makes COMPLETE sense. :crazy: Id hate to say it, Davies would do a job for them toothless wideboys we call our international team Don't think I've ever been so bored in my life. If it weren't for the bacon barms and Mark "state-the-obvious" Lawrens...
by jordAn.WS22
Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Arguments..
Replies: 10
Views: 2486

Arguments..

Against a filth fan are excellent, but nonetheless, I am beginning to run short on the things I can comeback with, I have to bite my tongue to not mention the obvious "buying the league, red scumbag glory supporting, foreign fanbase, cheating french Evra, cheating Scottish red-nosed manager, 1-0! US...
by jordAn.WS22
Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:30 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Chris Moyles sinks to new lows..
Replies: 32
Views: 6219

i'm mostly a R5 and R4 (for the archers) man.... (pipe and slippers..) I haven't listened to R1 since Mark and Lard were axed. I have been known to stray onto R2 to hear Radcliffe & Marconie, and to catch Roland Rivron's "Jammin'" - occasionally in the car listen to ChillFM or 6-music else - it's 5...
by jordAn.WS22
Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:07 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Team of Villians.
Replies: 23
Views: 3173

your mum

your mum
your mum
your mum
your mum

your mum
your mum
your mum
your mum

your mum
commie
Quite clever that!
Almost as clever as my villain team i guess...

But there we go :)
by jordAn.WS22
Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:37 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Team of Villians.
Replies: 23
Views: 3173

Team of Villians.

Literally! Here's mine... -------------------Emporer Zurg-------------------- ------------------------------------------------------- --Saruman--Scaramanga--Oddjob--Agent Smith ------------------------------------------------------- --MiniMe-------------Predator-------------Doc.Oc- -----------------...
by jordAn.WS22
Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:16 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: football's biggest c**ts
Replies: 81
Views: 14091

Cough cough cough Alan Smith cough cough cough.

Atchoo Koumas.
by jordAn.WS22
Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:03 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Barcodes=Mess.
Replies: 1
Views: 973

Barcodes=Mess.

Dennis Wise is now "Director of Football" at Newcastle United.

.... is his middle name "un"? :crazy:
by jordAn.WS22
Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:09 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: ALLARDYCE SACKED
Replies: 132
Views: 20321

Several Newcastle players moaned about playing out of position. One player, who didn't wish to be named said: "He asked me if i wanted to play left back. Left back I tell you. I'm an England centre forward. I scored against Argentina, you know that goal everyone talks about. I don't play left back....
by jordAn.WS22
Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:05 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: ALLARDYCE SACKED
Replies: 132
Views: 20321

Several Newcastle players moaned about playing out of position. One player, who didn't wish to be named said: "He asked me if i wanted to play left back. Left back I tell you. I'm an England centre forward. I scored against Argentina, you know that goal everyone talks about. I don't play left back....
by jordAn.WS22
Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:44 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What's the ultimate sandwich?
Replies: 108
Views: 17260

Foot long baguette, chicken, bacon, pepperoni, cucumber, jalapinos and spicy chilli sauce. toasted. :P

what a dink dank do..