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by Prufrock
Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:33 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Best name in the history of football
Replies: 68
Views: 10214

RealLifeHobbit wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Goalkeeper, David Seaman.

Just for the headlines potential.

'Seaman's all over the place'
'Seaman comes for the cross'
'The manager prefers Seaman'

Etc. etc.
And Ronaldinho lobs Seaman from 30 yards out...
My favourite actual one : Seaman comes to the edge of the box to smother the ball.
by Prufrock
Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 20540
Views: 2025685

So we can't fix it all so f*ck trying at all? Let's do community, but not community based on being human beings, rather community based on being a group of human beings who are somehow linked based on arbitary boundaries. I'm 'British' so having been born and bred in Bolton, and educated in Bolton ...
by Prufrock
Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:26 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: 3D Football
Replies: 5
Views: 623

I'm up in Manc for the weekend, and would quite fancy this, where are the two pubs, don't know either of 'em?
by Prufrock
Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:25 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Ferdinand appealing thing
Replies: 14
Views: 1438

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/8487290.stm Now he's appealing the extra game ban.. You know because it doesn't state it in the rules or anything! :crazy: Give him another game... But saying that "Do you know who he plays for" Please please let him get another one on top of...
by Prufrock
Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1400308

That pajamas thing. Christ who cares? As long as folk cover up their bits what they wear really isn't anyone's business. Unless there's a guy wearing a t-shirt with '(your name) is a paedo', or someone's taken pictures of your children and photoshopped them onto the bodies of famous dictators, you r...
by Prufrock
Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:08 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: English Defence League plans Bolton protest
Replies: 32
Views: 4773

I've said it before but why don't we just let 'em go at each other? EDLoonies v Islamnutpots (with support from United Against Freedom) in a fight to the death. We could run a book. I like it, but then I thought what do we do with the winners? I think I've got it. We could send 'em on tour, for exa...
by Prufrock
Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:55 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Anyone else hurting??
Replies: 26
Views: 4044

I'm horrified to say I can kind of see this guy's point: http://www.flipcollective.com/2010/01/26/if-you-rebuild-it-they-will-come-by-paul-shirley/ Can you? I can't! Even in my state of right-wing moral bankruptcy I think that is bollocks, to the word! Indeed, his point seems to be it's their own f...
by Prufrock
Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:11 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 20540
Views: 2025685

Bloody lawyers! :wink: The question I was answering, which you posed, was "Let's put it this way then - exactly how much money would it be acceptable for the UK government to spend on foreign aid? ". I gave you the averages of some developed nations had been giving over the last few years. These am...
by Prufrock
Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:59 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1400308

Coffee (white of course) for me, needs two sugars and a decent slug of Fundador and then becomes quite a passable drink. Given the choice, tea ever time. I hate the stuff, but that's not the problem for me - more how the country has become OBSESSED with it. It seems as though nothing can be done wi...
by Prufrock
Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:53 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What's Cardiff like?
Replies: 27
Views: 4696

Well, you can save on your clothing costs ... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8484116.stm AAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH I hate, properly loathe stories like that. Stories that turn me into a daily mail reader. What is the cockfookingarseabiding point of that. Who the hell is getting offended. Christ. Honestly...
by Prufrock
Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you playing tonight?
Replies: 5751
Views: 690942

Only Revelations.

'Mon the Biffy
by Prufrock
Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:43 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Trouble at OT
Replies: 4
Views: 628

Looks like it's not just Sheiks throwing money at the City team this season.
by Prufrock
Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1400308

Bloody BBC. Ask Jonothan Pearce your questions thingy. Readers sent in their questions early this week, and editors asked him to answer some. Somehow my 'do you think Sgt. Bash has the engine to play central midfield in the Premiership?' didn't get in. :evil:
by Prufrock
Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:14 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Portsmouth AGAIN
Replies: 322
Views: 27621

The Premier League can't stop them from buying a plc, no, but they can stop them from being a part of their private club - if they breach the rules of that (one of which is nominally the fit and proper persons test), then they get thrown out. You mean the club they control? PL is a private club. Th...
by Prufrock
Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:50 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you watching tonight?
Replies: 17924
Views: 1268262

Wonder what the name of the aliens mob is? Interstellar Business Crew or somefink? Bet they're well naughty. Don't think he's quite got this investigative journalism lark. Next line, 'I'd like to believe we aren't alone in the universe, so aaaahhve decided to go on a journey to find the people BRAV...
by Prufrock
Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:39 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you watching tonight?
Replies: 17924
Views: 1268262

Just started watching 'I believe in UFOs:Danny Dyer'. Starts with scornfull 'every six mintes someone somewhere spots a UFO. Many cynics aaat there believe the idea of beings from another planet coming to visit as is ridiculous, but is believing in something so many find ridiculous reallt that stupi...
by Prufrock
Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:45 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1400308

Verbal wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:Well I'm off to go and cancel me World Wildlife Fund direct debit. Them pandas are fooking useless anyway.
Pandas don't exist. Their just bears who get black eyes from zookeepers.
They're goth bears.
by Prufrock
Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:44 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Sh*t journalism thread
Replies: 19
Views: 2286

superjohnmcginlay wrote:Have you seen that there Glen Beck fella? He's either mad or on a bloody good wind up.
Mental. I think he actually means it.
by Prufrock
Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:56 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1400308

Jebus PB, I expected better than the 'incubators argument'. Let's for a moment assume this £20million is going to deprive someone somewhere of an operation. Is Haiti the right place to look. Is that man going to ignore things like the Olympics, or roadworks wars no-one wanted, benefits, immigration...
by Prufrock
Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:48 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1400308

bob-indeedy-on I am FOREVER getting splashed as I turn mugs and cups upside down to put them in the dishwashwer cos my missus ALWAYS leaves half an inch in the bottom.... Thank f*ck for that! I thought it was just me who got mad at this. So I'm not shallow and insensitive and short-tempered and irr...