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by BoltonBilly
Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: I'm sorry if this has been posted before
Replies: 4
Views: 1387

I'm sorry if this has been posted before

But I've only just found it and it made me pmsl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnRx6sDz16g
by BoltonBilly
Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Tonight Matthew, I'm Drinking........
Replies: 38
Views: 5498

Image

Available at Ikea and really jolly good.
by BoltonBilly
Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:13 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Wasting My 6000th Post
Replies: 12
Views: 2037

Re: Wasting My 6000th Post

Batman wrote:

.........I'm not drunk.
At 11-59?


Were you ill?
by BoltonBilly
Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:10 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Official "Laugh at Savage's Broken Leg Thread"
Replies: 45
Views: 8103

I've asked him and in Robbie's case it's fine so chuckle away everyone :mrgreen:
by BoltonBilly
Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:09 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Official "Laugh at Savage's Broken Leg Thread"
Replies: 45
Views: 8103

It's with deepest regret I have to report I've not seen the incident. Is there a YouTube link or can someone burn my copy. My memorabilia box will be incomplete without it. And tell me just how many times did the diving, cheating, whinging, whining, moaning, six fingered, foul mouthed, play acting, ...
by BoltonBilly
Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:22 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 559569

A rather splendid fight back from The Toon yesterday, I thought the Spuds were going to close on us and offer The Shammers a life line at the same time, but Lady luck shined on the righteous. Ace!
by BoltonBilly
Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:09 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Todays Weather
Replies: 13
Views: 1939

I have never played golf in weather like that I played in down here yesterday. It was like being in a weather machine: it rained and blew so hard it felt like the kind of special effects in films that couldn't possibly be replicated in real life. At one point I hit a five iron flush into the wind a...
by BoltonBilly
Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:58 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 559569

It'll be reet BoltonBilly. It'll be reet. Oh I hope so, I'm just a natural born worrier. It just that whenever I see a worthy cause, something true and just, a thing that you think "Yeah that's right, if there is a god that that's what would happen" something happens. Don't put it passed the FA gif...
by BoltonBilly
Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:43 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 559569

Sorry to spoil your fun Batty, but if they beat their next opponents by 8 more goals than Wigan, assuming the pie eaters lose, then they could pull out of the relegation zone! And it gets worse for you, their next game is against fellow relegation candidates - The Toon at, up 57 flights of stairs, S...
by BoltonBilly
Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: if it weren't already impossible to hate them any more
Replies: 17
Views: 3142

I loathe that man like no other in football. What a prick. More than John Aldridge? Gosh that's a hard one bot I'm going for Souness. What swings it is the pure arrogance, the total denial - nothing but nothing is ever his fault. The guy is a wanker of the highest order and I can think of no one I'...
by BoltonBilly
Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: one punch then girlfighting....
Replies: 2
Views: 791

PMSL - please send me the supplier details of those special pants you have
by BoltonBilly
Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:33 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 559569

I wonder who'll we'll both get in the next round?
by BoltonBilly
Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:37 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 559569

Bother - it could've been me as celebrity mod. Ffs.
by BoltonBilly
Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:35 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 559569

Yes we have a shit team. nuff said. Nuff said? Hmmm is that wigga talk or Chav? Good God I'm surrounded by brain-dead incapable spoon fed spastics Weel done Kronir - your best post to date. There no hyphen needed for brain dead and you still haven't mastered the need for full stops, however a marke...
by BoltonBilly
Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:40 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 559569

In the meantime if there's anything we can help with (show you how to make fire, explain the rudimentaries of the metric system, sell you our vastly over-rated captain for way more than he's worth) please don't hesitate to ask. LMAO just when you're in full rant, you couldn't help cheering us all u...
by BoltonBilly
Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:04 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 559569

Dear Bolton fans (both of you), In response to your question, no we didn't believe that load of old guff. The first blatant indication that this was an elaborate (and puzzlingly time-consuming) rouse came in the first sentence when you described yourselves as football fans. The fact that whining is...
by BoltonBilly
Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:10 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: For the 'ammers fans.....
Replies: 17
Views: 3579

whufc2007 wrote:can I select all four????

you also forgot "get relegated but be playing good passionate football"
Now I know you're havin a laff, the passion against Reading was clear for all to see.
by BoltonBilly
Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Cheryl Tweedys Boyfriends Book
Replies: 21
Views: 4286

I just feel so so sorry for him. He's been spoilt by greed and now will never be happy. I know he doesn't deserve to be happy now i.e. with his current attitude but even in later life when he realises what a lucky lucky b@stard he is and has been - he'll still be unhappy. Yes they'll divorce, yes he...
by BoltonBilly
Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:01 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Open - 20th August, Regents Park, Bolton
Replies: 296
Views: 48905

I've been away from the board for a while, as you all know. The next time you're playing I'd love to join in so if I'm not posting bring it to the attention of Bench who has my mobile number. I play of 23.3 - proper handicap!!!!! I've been a member at Breightmet for 5 or so years but haven't renewed...
by BoltonBilly
Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:57 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Questions you just can't/don't/shouldn't ask...
Replies: 29
Views: 9320

Isn't there something about spitting and swallowing?