Ah, a German with no sense of humour.

Glad to have this straight.

The fox is sitting in his living room when he hears a knock on the door. It appears to be the bear saying: "Hey, fox, I'm bored, let's go beat up the rabbit." - "Good idea, mate, but we're gonna need a reason." -"Alright, if he's wearing a cap, we spare him. If not, he gets bashed!" They make their ...

I'd like to post an applauding smiley for that, but there is none. Please imagine.

A German with a sense of humour....

Barely enough to realise when I'm sent up.
Alright then, I hope the Italians squash the Spanish and their boring soporofic whatsoever that they play.

This is somewhat of his factory setting to camouflage his sharp witted alertness.

Means they'll be much more disappointed when they lose it in the end.

Doesn't mean anything....
At least the game is better...

You bet!

I'm currently working at a wine store and I can only agree about the Barolo, much of it is hollow words. Try to get a Nebbiolo, which is the grape that's used for Barolo. You should find a nice bottle worth the money. The best ratio of price and quality are the spanish wines anyway, whilst you pay f...

Wir halten Hühner in unserem Hinterhof, wir einziehen sie auf indischem Mais. Aber man ist bummeln Für das Geben das andere Ein Doppelpol über der Wand! Hum, I must confess that I don't know this song, therefor I see no chance but to babelfish you back. Well then, the first sentence is the only cor...

Puskas wrote:
Is this a chance to practise random German phrases?

Indeed, it is, please go on. I'm afraid I can't answer all your questions with regard to content, but I guess the cupboard is blue and white just like mine and the cats, oh, they really got me worried, are they still not home yet?

Hi! I'm a german fan of Schalke04 and have been fancying Bolton since they played Bayern München in the UEFA-Cup, last but not least because "Habsi" means "Got 'em" in german. Seems ridiculous, but I've read studies that say the hardest fanships sprout of the most stupid reasons. Can't object. Howev...