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by shevchenko54
Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:18 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: New Burnley Fella?
Replies: 12
Views: 2653

Marlon Dingle
by shevchenko54
Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:52 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Megson Out - Who Next?
Replies: 241
Views: 27610

I think the only real progressive appointment would be Ol Red Nose the 2nd! He is unproven, but so is Coyle and look at his current credentials. He is out of work, would be cheap to employ, and probably still lives in Cheshire. Curbs has been out of the game too long and i doubt he'd migrate ooop No...
by shevchenko54
Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Official Xbox 360 Thread
Replies: 2543
Views: 308497

Our X-Box encountered the ol' red ring of death last week. On the bright side I think that problem triggers 'extended warranty' up to 3 years. So we might get the fecker fixed for free. Right at Christmas though, with 2 weeks left on my gold membership. Humbug. :? Oh mate i feel your pain! Whatever...
by shevchenko54
Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:06 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Office Christmas Party
Replies: 30
Views: 5448

I think i was just venting yesterday...there is not a chance on earth that i'd miss the Free Bar! We had a company e-mail today explaining about how imperitive excellent behaviour is on Friday, and i think the following quote is one of the most priceless of all time: "-There is of course a free bar....
by shevchenko54
Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Office Christmas Party
Replies: 30
Views: 5448

The Office Christmas Party

It's that time of year again and everyone's work xmas parties are just around the corner (unless the company are skin flints and have it in January....)! Now i always have a problem with these parties. I seldem talk to any of my colleagues outside of work, often even ignoring them (blatantly) outsid...
by shevchenko54
Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:36 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: dog owners
Replies: 145
Views: 12821

was thinking medium sort of sized, bigger than a yorkshire terrier - smaller than a german shep? really like rhodesian ridgeback's the best! http://www.pets4homes.co.uk/pets4homes/home.nsf/LookupUNID/C553D745283EDFCD8025766B00480B66 They are as big as a German Shep! Just so you know, Rhodesian Ridg...
by shevchenko54
Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1305118

People who don't turn up for interviews and don't let you know beforehand. Thus delaying me from being in Label to drink as much lager as possible before going for a curry and feeling rough all tomorrow morning! Anyway, god bless Sky Player. I much prefer watching SA Smash it to all parts than inter...
by shevchenko54
Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:05 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Paul Hart - Gone!
Replies: 21
Views: 3486

The 54-year-old Israeli was already at the club in his second spell working as director of football. He will take charge of Saturday's home game with Manchester United in that role as his work permit needs to be changed before he can become manager. Bizarre - he can't be the Manager because his wor...
by shevchenko54
Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Cricket, Lovely Cricket!
Replies: 200
Views: 17239

The most contentious decision I have faced is as follows. I am keeping wicket and our Pro takes the edge of the opening batsman. The catch is taken comfortably and the batsman begins to walk. After taking 4 or 5 steps the batsman realises that the ump hasn't triggered him and he returns to the creas...
by shevchenko54
Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:16 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 502719

Bruno wrote:If he's not arsed then I'll nip in.

Get caption-ing with Jayne Mansfield and her massive waps

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"I'll have what ever she's having!!"
by shevchenko54
Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:49 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Diarra and Andrews
Replies: 5
Views: 1126

Diarra and Andrews

Has anyone got a clue what was actually said after the 1st leg?

It did evoke some pure emotion so would like to know what the little dwaf had to say for himself!
by shevchenko54
Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:16 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1305118

How inept people who work in Human Resources can be!

They are more than willing to waste 5 days of my year on meetings about psycometric testing, but less than willing to complete simple medial tasks which actually have significance to the work place.

feck HR THEY ARE SPOILING MY FRIDAY!
by shevchenko54
Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:11 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Noisy Neighbours
Replies: 5
Views: 1349

Hobinho wrote:One look at thats enough to turn you celebert
I would! Especially if i knew she was uber dirty!
by shevchenko54
Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Official Xbox 360 Thread
Replies: 2543
Views: 308497

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Hahaha!
Quality!

I have had the red rings of death, and can vouch for the fact that it is the single worst thing that can happen to a man!
by shevchenko54
Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4947
Views: 431954

superjohnmcginlay wrote:Im goin pub.
Ditto.
by shevchenko54
Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:35 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Footy Fan Musician Says Hi!
Replies: 9
Views: 2852

Indeed. But on a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? I wouldn't. Can't stand them old gold bastards. Kenny Hibbert. Steve Bull. David Kelly. They can all f*ck off. Naw I'd wait for the chilly Calafonia wind Heard this kid on the radio yesterday. He's an 18 ...
by shevchenko54
Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:55 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you playing tonight?
Replies: 5751
Views: 646577

ratbert wrote:Listened to the full radio premiere of the new Sparks musical, 'The Seduction of Ingmar Bergman'

They're great, them Mael brothers.
2nd fiddle to the cat.....as usual!!
by shevchenko54
Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:07 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Newcastle United announce new stadium name
Replies: 22
Views: 3600

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by shevchenko54
Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:45 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Rangers "fans" abused!
Replies: 17
Views: 2705

I seem to remember them being sick on the door step of our offices at 10am on Uefa Cup Final day, sexually harrassing all the female staff and threatening all the male staff.

Good set those Glaswegians.........