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by Gary the Enfield
Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:29 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Arsenal v Bolton (match thread)
Replies: 477
Views: 58885

I knew this day was going to be strange. I woke up and checked my pockets to find I had £6.66 in my pocket. I got to Holloway Road to find my pub, Big Red was closed. On a Saturday lunchtime??!!! A forced march to the Drayton Arms calmed my angst, until Everton scored 2 goals in the last 5 minutes t...
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:08 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Match Previews and Reports 2010/11
Replies: 115
Views: 14613

Jakerbeef wrote:Right, I'll be having the Arsenal match report instead please. :oops:


(You snooze you lose. Or in my case, you booze you lose.)
Sorry pal, Ratbert sounded desperate. I'm sure you'll do the report justice, though.
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:59 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Arsenal v Bolton (match thread)
Replies: 477
Views: 58885

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Is it a horrible time to point out that we'll never have a better chance of getting somert from the Emirates?
Great minds think alike. Fools seldom differ. :mrgreen:
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:51 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Arsenal v Bolton (match thread)
Replies: 477
Views: 58885

The big question is who's going tomorrow?

If none of you buggers is going I'll give Big Red a miss and have a pint with the ne'er do well's at the Draycott Arms (opposite the away supporter's entrance)

Anyway, enjoy the game!
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Well I never knew that!
Replies: 57
Views: 5256

Re: Well I never knew that!

thebish said: would you say that Yehudi Menuhin played the violino ? i doubt it - you'd probably say he played the violin. we stole the word violin from the Italians - fecked about with it - knocked off the "o" and now use the plural "violins" rather then "violini" is that assinine?[/quote] It reall...
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:37 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Well I never knew that!
Replies: 57
Views: 5256

Re: Well I never knew that!

What have you found out you never knew, but you'd like to share? Post something on here, sit back and wait for a) Universal awe or b) Universal condemnation that your 'urban myth' has been disproved. I'll start with Panini (I found this out yesterday) Panini is the plural of Panino. You cannot ther...
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Well I never knew that!
Replies: 57
Views: 5256

Re: Well I never knew that!

What have you found out you never knew, but you'd like to share? Post something on here, sit back and wait for a) Universal awe or b) Universal condemnation that your 'urban myth' has been disproved. I'll start with Panini (I found this out yesterday) Panini is the plural of Panino. You cannot ther...
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:45 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Well I never knew that!
Replies: 57
Views: 5256

East Lower wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:It was a bit of a convoluted pisstake....

Anyway, I had him pinned as Mrs R etc
You'd completely correct
I thought he was Mitch
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:42 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Well I never knew that!
Replies: 57
Views: 5256

A polar bear's skin is Black
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you eating and drinking tonight?
Replies: 9624
Views: 632649

Chicken halal thing from the food market. Not bad - washed down with a can of pop and a raisin yorkie. Panino? No, I checked - they are Greek though, as far as I know so maybe your rules don't apply. So, you're not the same East Lower who said they had a panini in the other thread? My mistake.
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you eating and drinking tonight?
Replies: 9624
Views: 632649

East Lower wrote:Chicken halal thing from the food market. Not bad - washed down with a can of pop and a raisin yorkie.
Panino?
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you eating and drinking tonight?
Replies: 9624
Views: 632649

A lot of food and drink, for free. Because today, I officially become a qualified journalist :D* * somebody employ me, please. Ratty's always looking for someone to do a match report........ Never mind that, I need a preview as well! Jakerbeef has yet to show up. C'mon Verbal, get those skills to g...
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Well I never knew that!
Replies: 57
Views: 5256

East Lower wrote:Had a lovely panini for lunch - didn't once think to order a panino, considering the sign on the wall said 'chicken panini'
Bathe in your (and their) ignorance, then. :mrgreen:
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:53 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you eating and drinking tonight?
Replies: 9624
Views: 632649

Verbal wrote:A lot of food and drink, for free. Because today, I officially become a qualified journalist :D*




*somebody employ me, please.
Ratty's always looking for someone to do a match report........
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:05 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Well I never knew that!
Replies: 57
Views: 5256

Well I never knew that!

What have you found out you never knew, but you'd like to share? Post something on here, sit back and wait for a) Universal awe or b) Universal condemnation that your 'urban myth' has been disproved. I'll start with Panini (I found this out yesterday) Panini is the plural of Panino. You cannot there...
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:55 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1405588

bobo the clown wrote:
East Lower wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Why didn't anybody snuff it in eastenders last night?
Why does anybody watch Eastenders?
What's 'East Enders' ?
Corrie for Chavs.
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:52 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: 42 Million
Replies: 87
Views: 11981

East Lower wrote:Redknapp has his trial coming up soon doesn't he?
I was thinking this on the way into work this morning. Talkshite are saying he's almost a shoe-in for the job as the FA want to 'go english' for the next manager.
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:13 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: our players on internationals....
Replies: 60
Views: 9868

Sir Nut wrote:
East Lower wrote:
Sir Nut wrote:
East Lower wrote:
Trotski wrote:Steinsson out for tonights qualifier against Denmark.
Injured, hopefully :pissed:
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :whack:
BUT BUT BUT YOU HAVEN'T EXPLAINED YOU'VE JUST USED SYMBOLS I DEMAND A PROPER ANSWER etc etc etc
Sometimes actions speak louder than words.

:fingers: :fingers:
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:11 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: 42 Million
Replies: 87
Views: 11981

Re: 42 Million

There was an article in the sun last week stating how much has been spent on each squad and if i can remember rightly we are 17th with the only teams that have spent less being Blackburn, Blackpool and West Brom (the entire squad). So everyone moaning about how much money we have spent should take ...
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:48 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Arsenal v Bolton (match thread)
Replies: 477
Views: 58885

Saturday is damage limitation Which means what? Extra midfielder? Which means drop whom? Goalscoring captain/fulcrum or form-finding record signing? Wenger seems to like Bolton under Coyle more than previously, and any further "You Know What To Expect" would further polish his reputation as Queen W...

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