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by Gary the Enfield
Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:20 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Cahill an England international - most of second half
Replies: 111
Views: 13979

bobo the clown wrote:
Prufrock wrote:
East Lower wrote:That's the response I was looking for.....now, does anyone know if Van Persie will play at weekend? :mrgreen:
I think he's injured. Anyone know for sure?
I understand he'll be out until we get a new badge.

Preferably with elephants on.
Elephants wearing Blue Shorts.
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:04 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 540290

Davy Crocket and Jim Bowie getting p1ssed at Alamo Jim Bowie jumps up and says. "Hey, Davy! Fancy a Mexican?" An Englishman, an Irishman, and a horse walk into a bar, and the librarian says, "To get to the other side". Speaking as a librarian, what else could the poor chap say ? SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:00 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Arsenal v Bolton (match thread)
Replies: 477
Views: 57876

Owen'sEleven wrote:Just called the ticket office to get my cousin and his Mrs a ticket but... sold out!

Should be about 1,200 of us they reckon.

Hoping for a good atmosphere for this one.
Wow! :shock:
I'm glad I got my ticket ordered yesterday!
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 508639

Come on, someone!!!!!
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:58 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1375348

Sorry Bish, but today I'm angry about this:- to use the word "intentional" is crass and shows a remarkable lack of insight into the issue.[/ i] If only you knew my background. But this is not the forum to discuss such issues. Far too personal May I suggest a quick P.M.to thebish? If you don't want ...
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you playing tonight?
Replies: 5751
Views: 674086

Prufrock wrote:We are the same - The Tragically Hip.
A guy I used to work with raved about these guys. 'Canada's best kept secret' Absolutely massive that side of the pond. Nothing here. Strange. I can take 'em or leave 'em meself.
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:14 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: ARSENAL AWAY
Replies: 18
Views: 2108

You'll note I did say bottom end of Blackstock Road and not Finsbury Park underground station. 8) You'll note I did say Finsbury Park overground, not underground. Part of my journey to and from the Emirates and the old Highbury Stadiums involved walking along Blackstock Road. Never any bother, apar...
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:45 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: dog owners
Replies: 145
Views: 12970

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Who the feck is this Gruner chap anyway?
(groan) Couldn't you have just googled it, Mummy? :roll: :wink:
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:42 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1375348

Intentionally homeless? What the f*ck is that? It was quite popular after WWII Pru. Men found they couldn't adjust to real life after returning from the horrors they had seen. They became 'Gentlemen of the road' or Tramps, if you prefer. Itinerant labour may be another way of describing them or eco...
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1375348

I saw the start of a report on the telly today about the rise in homelessness.. the bloke said.. "Today it was revealed that homelessness has increased to record levels. The real tragedy is that 20% of them are women." really??? what about the tragedy of a whopping 80% being men? Or is it 5x more o...
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:30 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: ARSENAL AWAY
Replies: 18
Views: 2108

You'll note I did say bottom end of Blackstock Road and not Finsbury Park underground station. 8) You'll note I did say Finsbury Park overground, not underground. Part of my journey to and from the Emirates and the old Highbury Stadiums involved walking along Blackstock Road. Never any bother, apar...
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:24 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: New Boy
Replies: 45
Views: 9326

thebish wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote: My advice. Don't try and get in between a 'debate' of thebish and Tango. Just stand back and watch the sparks!
Your jealousy makes you less attractive, Gary! :wink:

Thank God!

Oh crap I mentioned the 'G' word. :mrgreen:
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:11 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: ARSENAL AWAY
Replies: 18
Views: 2108

Re: ARSENAL AWAY

Dont forget Arsenal away this weekend!!!!!! We at Journeys Arsenal have a great offer for all Bolton Fans this weekend. We are a 115 bed Hostel located just half a mile from Emirates, inside the Arsenal Tavern. We are a friendly bunch that like a laugh and offer all live games on 2 big screens and ...
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:03 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: New Boy
Replies: 45
Views: 9326

A whole 5 minutes! That's nearly two weeks work for a civil servant, etc., etc., etc.,

Welcome aboard.

My advice. Don't try and get in between a 'debate' of thebish and Tango. Just stand back and watch the sparks!
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:46 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Riga . . .
Replies: 62
Views: 9690

Your going off 20 minutes You're the man with the time-frame, Flower. Yeah we only had 20 minutes to judge Riga because that's all two different managers thought he was worthy of. 20 minutes and £20,000 a week that is . . . If we're talking 20 minute periods here.... what about the 20 minutes Riga ...
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:02 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Riga . . .
Replies: 62
Views: 9690

Your going off 20 minutes You're the man with the time-frame, Flower. Yeah we only had 20 minutes to judge Riga because that's all two different managers thought he was worthy of. 20 minutes and £20,000 a week that is . . . If we're talking 20 minute periods here.... what about the 20 minutes Riga ...
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you watching tonight?
Replies: 17924
Views: 1245646

Followed that with Guillermo Toro's The Devil's Backbone which i thought over-rated (I thought his Pan's Labyrinth He's producing 'The Hobbit' Will, you may be onto something here. :mrgreen: No, he isn't. Del Toro was the Director but resigned in May this year and Peter Jackson stepped up from Prod...
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:44 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you watching tonight?
Replies: 17924
Views: 1245646

Watched The Baader Meinhoff Complex which I thought was excellent. You sure needed quick vision to keep up with the sub titles, though - or fluent German. I thought it did a good job in getting into the minds of the anarcho- terrorists without makiing phoney heroes of them. Followed that with Guill...
by Gary the Enfield
Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:48 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1375348

General Mannerheim wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:You know summat that really friggin bugs me on this site, and is happening more and more often?
This.
What, this?
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 508639

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image

Cut a piece of the cyber game pie for that highly decent Enfield bloke, about this big. :mrgreen:
Aaaahhh! That's nice. Now bugger off and watch the game.