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by Gary the Enfield
Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:43 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1397702

Shouldn't have done him outside the house.

An intruder inside your house can be dealt with using 'reasonable force'.
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:35 am
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hi All
Replies: 8
Views: 2395

Welcome.

Whereabouts in Oz do you live? We have a few members on here who live there.

A Korean in Australia? Are you second generation or are you Korean born?

A little more detail is always well received.
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:12 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: your most hellish song...
Replies: 70
Views: 7059

Anything SUNG by Bob Dylan or Neil Young or Morrissey bob dylan!? you f... actually im not biting. He had me going for a second there too... :D :conf: I'm not questioning their prowess as spokespersons for their generation and their ability to knock together a decent song (apart from Morrissey) but...
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year all.
Replies: 77
Views: 7246

Merry Christmas all.

Three more days then I'm off 'til the 4th Jan. :pissed:
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: rage against the machine...
Replies: 102
Views: 10497

Lord Kangana wrote:Don't do what I tell you then.

S'not as funny now FD's parked his post in the middle. :(
:mrgreen: You know the secret of good comedy?
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:57 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: rage against the machine...
Replies: 102
Views: 10497

Excellent.

F*ck you I won't do what you tell me.
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:13 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Benitez .... prick
Replies: 1980
Views: 286990

Then one funny December night, Fiorentina came to town And Rafa with your team so shite, you’re out the champions league tonight! Rafa the red nose knobhead, just couldn’t take it anymore That his fukking shitty team, couldn’t even finish fourth. What tune are these two verses to? I've tried with R...
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: your most hellish song...
Replies: 70
Views: 7059

Anything SUNG by Bob Dylan or Neil Young or Morrissey
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:57 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4947
Views: 481601

Now, back on thread. Last night I went to Kentish Town to watch 'The Answer' For those who don't know they're a good Hard Rock band from Northern Ireland and supported AC/DC on the European leg of their recent tour. It was one of the best concerts I have seen in years. The lead singer has quite a u...
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4947
Views: 481601

Now, back on thread. Last night I went to Kentish Town to watch 'The Answer' For those who don't know they're a good Hard Rock band from Northern Ireland and supported AC/DC on the European leg of their recent tour. It was one of the best concerts I have seen in years. The lead singer has quite a u...
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:53 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: So what has everyone asked Santa for this year?
Replies: 40
Views: 5549

boltonboris wrote:I'm after a Scalextric, but I'm not hopeful!

I was given a Scalextric kit which once belonged to the Appleton sisters (All Saints).

Strange, but true.
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:11 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4947
Views: 481601

Now, back on thread. Last night I went to Kentish Town to watch 'The Answer' For those who don't know they're a good Hard Rock band from Northern Ireland and supported AC/DC on the European leg of their recent tour. It was one of the best concerts I have seen in years. The lead singer has quite a un...
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:06 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4947
Views: 481601

'a la Brooklyn' ?

Perhaps he misspelt Sofa! :mrgreen:

Well done pal, hope everythings okay! :pissed:
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Office Christmas Party
Replies: 30
Views: 5537

Next week I'm having to drive from North London to nr. Swindon for a Christmas Meal which I'm paying for. Once over I am driving back to North London to then pick up the family to then drive North for as long as it takes on a Friday F***ing evening to start my Christmas B***ard festivities properly!...
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:32 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: New poster
Replies: 8
Views: 3464

Not sure how to respond to that, so I'll try hello.

What brings you here?

Why do you support the Whites and for how long have you?

Bit of History always warms the cockles.
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:19 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4947
Views: 481601

Congrats GM. I wept like a girl when my two were born.

Get as much sleep as you can.
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:19 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you eating and drinking tonight?
Replies: 9624
Views: 627898

Had some matured beef from Sainsbury's as a Sunday Roast. Hung for 21 to 29 days.

Absolutely fantastic.
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4947
Views: 481601

There's always these guys.

http://www.thehip.com/
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Nov 29, 2009 6:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4947
Views: 481601

Bruce Rioja wrote:Glad that you had a good time, Sean. 40 deg? Bloody hell! :shock:

I've got Canada's finest at Mcr Uni this Wednesday. Can't wait.
Rush?

Alannis Morrissette?

The Mounties?
by Gary the Enfield
Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Tiger Woods car crash
Replies: 78
Views: 7792

Rumours are the facial injuries are from his missus, and he was p*ssed.

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