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by Burnden Paddock
Tue Jan 21, 2020 10:08 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever
Replies: 3232
Views: 111404

Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

Gooner Girl wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 9:17 pm
Dear God, Mustafi :evil: Watching the second half hiding behind my hands. This could be a solid beating now. :cry:

Oh ye of little faith. Called the draw! 😎
by Burnden Paddock
Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:29 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....
Replies: 4381
Views: 136709

Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Gooner Girl wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:06 pm
Got a job interview with Crawley Town FC next week. 2 free tickets to every home match if I get it. First come, first served next season guys ;)

Do you get 3 free tickets to every home game, if you don’t get it? 😉
by Burnden Paddock
Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:02 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 7617
Views: 252549

Re: General Chit Chat

Absolutely, totally gobsmacked by this what I stumbled across, never ever would of thunk it! https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/jan/13/why-is-gwyneth-paltrow-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina-goop Then I fell about laughing. Wonder if there's a market for canned hobo farts? :lol: P...
by Burnden Paddock
Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Members. Introspection on an Epic scale.
Replies: 570
Views: 33667

Re: TW Members. Introspection on an Epic scale.

Get well soon Bish/Taddy! :wink:
by Burnden Paddock
Mon Jan 06, 2020 10:08 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever
Replies: 3232
Views: 111404

Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

Oh, and Alex Scott's "glittering career"? Please, BBC. 4uck off with this shite! To be fair - she's a lot easier on the eye than Martin Keown! :D You make a very valid point HG. If she plays her cards right, she’ll be in with a chance of being the next Mrs BP. Lucky girl! 😉 :lol: does the current M...
by Burnden Paddock
Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:33 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever
Replies: 3232
Views: 111404

Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

Harry Genshaw wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:28 pm
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:19 pm
Oh, and Alex Scott's "glittering career"? Please, BBC. 4uck off with this shite!

To be fair - she's a lot easier on the eye than Martin Keown! :D

You make a very valid point HG. If she plays her cards right, she’ll be in with a chance of being the next Mrs BP. Lucky girl! 😉
by Burnden Paddock
Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:44 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever
Replies: 3232
Views: 111404

Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

Enoch wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:05 pm
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:55 pm
Great to see our boy making a start for Arsenal tonight.
Is it fair to say he looks rusty!

They all do!
by Burnden Paddock
Mon Dec 16, 2019 1:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm happy about......
Replies: 8837
Views: 264796

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Heartfelts, Tango. I can't wait to be old! Aren’t you already in your 50’s? 🤔 Ya cheeky mare :D They're talking about building some apartments fairly close to here, described as being 'for the elderly'. 55 and over. :whack: :lol: Harry Genshaw is already a regular visitor to an Elderly People’s sch...
by Burnden Paddock
Sun Dec 15, 2019 5:15 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 18398
Views: 484246

Re: The Politics Thread

Enoch wrote:
Sun Dec 15, 2019 3:56 pm
LeverEnd wrote:
Sun Dec 15, 2019 3:29 pm
Well quite, hence the need for the new party that Enoch and I are going to found. :D

How could we possibly fail!

Your free beer for all policy looks to be a winner. I’ll vote for you!
by Burnden Paddock
Sun Dec 15, 2019 10:56 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever
Replies: 3232
Views: 111404

Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

Gooner Girl wrote:
Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:38 am
Unbeaten run of two to be ended by Manchester City today. Not sure I can bring myself to watch. Reckon they will put at least 4 or 5 past us! 😭

Welcome to almost all of our games this season! 🙄
by Burnden Paddock
Sat Dec 14, 2019 7:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm happy about......
Replies: 8837
Views: 264796

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Heartfelts, Tango. I can't wait to be old! Aren’t you already in your 50’s? 🤔 Ya cheeky mare :D They're talking about building some apartments fairly close to here, described as being 'for the elderly'. 55 and over. :whack: :lol: Harry Genshaw is already a regular visitor to an Elderly People’s sch...
by Burnden Paddock
Sat Dec 14, 2019 4:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm happy about......
Replies: 8837
Views: 264796

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Gooner Girl wrote:
Sat Dec 14, 2019 2:21 pm
At risk of being stereotyped here but today I’m happy about my new hoover! Sooo much better then the old one. Doesn’t take much to excite me these days clearly! :oops:

What are you doing on here? Shouldn’t you be using it? 😉
by Burnden Paddock
Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:17 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wombling 3. AFC Wimbledon (H) 7.12.19 KO 3pm
Replies: 57
Views: 1529

Re: Wombling 3. AFC Wimbledon (H) 7.12.19 KO 3pm

Burnden Paddock wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:11 am
Harry Genshaw wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2019 9:15 am
^ 8! Good effort. 2 of your missing 3 are well known players from the time. The other most definitely is not :D
McGovern?

Borrows?
by Burnden Paddock
Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:11 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wombling 3. AFC Wimbledon (H) 7.12.19 KO 3pm
Replies: 57
Views: 1529

Re: Wombling 3. AFC Wimbledon (H) 7.12.19 KO 3pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2019 9:15 am
^ 8! Good effort. 2 of your missing 3 are well known players from the time. The other most definitely is not :D
McGovern?
by Burnden Paddock
Sat Dec 07, 2019 8:09 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wombling 3. AFC Wimbledon (H) 7.12.19 KO 3pm
Replies: 57
Views: 1529

Re: Wombling 3. AFC Wimbledon (H) 7.12.19 KO 3pm

27th August 1983. Our first ever meeting with Wimbledon on the opening day. We won 2-0 but were on a downwards spiral. They won the FA cup 5 years later. 4-4-2 that day. How many of our line up do you remember? An internet pint to anyone who can get 9 or more! GK RB LB CB CB RM CM CM LM CF CF I’ll ...
by Burnden Paddock
Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:08 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: New ownership - Football Ventures
Replies: 191
Views: 8933

Re: New ownership - Football Ventures

Burnden Paddock wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:43 pm
LeverEnd wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:11 pm
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Bruce for drawing it to my attention.
c*nt!

In which case, I probably won’t watch the video you sent me. Delete! Delete! Delete!
Why the feck did I watch that just before breakfast? 🤮 😂
by Burnden Paddock
Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:43 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: New ownership - Football Ventures
Replies: 191
Views: 8933

Re: New ownership - Football Ventures

LeverEnd wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:11 pm
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Bruce for drawing it to my attention.
c*nt!

In which case, I probably won’t watch the video you sent me. Delete! Delete! Delete!
by Burnden Paddock
Sat Nov 30, 2019 10:30 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever
Replies: 3232
Views: 111404

Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

Emery sacked. GG will be a happier Gooner this morning! https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50532493 By the way, how few were there, last night? I only saw a glimpse, but it looks a big old drum when there's not many in it :shock: No Frankfurt fans allowed and Arsenal only sold tickets to silver m...
by Burnden Paddock
Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:45 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wham, bam, thank you, Stan - Accrington S (A), 3pm, 23 November & 10 Dec
Replies: 164
Views: 4308

Re: Wham, bam, thank you, Stan - Accrington S (A), 3pm, 23 November

I'm usually quite vocal about folk who leave before the end, and that anyone who missed the closing moments of the MKD game got their just rewards, but me, BP, Genshaw and Mrs Genshaw all looked at each other on 80 minutes and declared we'd had enough. To make matters worse, Mrs G's not my pal anym...