Thanks Mar i feel uplifted now... me dad said forget it son nobody can keep a woman happy...

Mar this maybe a difficult question to answer but it has been bugging me ever since my teens and would appreciate all of your help...

So how do you keep a woman happy..????..

Watching the 'Army Of Darkness' on Sky movies. Terrible special effects Outragous acting village idiot written script dangerously bad directing ABSOLUTE BRILLIANCE!!! I dont care what anyone says. This film rocks, the reason? Bruce Campbell. Ive not laughed this hard in a long time, he alone carried...

Ratbert - I will make a suggestion as i have had the same problem

First don't eat too heavily and if possible eat little but more often;

Plenty of water;

And me personally a Kylie minogue calender always perks me up...cough...