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by InsaneApache
Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:51 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 20540
Views: 2035562

We are subjects not citizens, people. Those with brains enough to unerstand that will fear it(rightly) and fight it(rightly.)The feeble minded will not understand and will try to reinforce it. No we're citizens. Got changed in the early 80s IIRC. What's all this about having a dry run for our brand...
by InsaneApache
Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:53 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: England's World Cup hopes...
Replies: 3
Views: 917

Germany. Close the thread now.
by InsaneApache
Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1405842

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:EHO officer.
Tautology!
This.

When the missus asks me what her new PIN number is. Outrageous. :spank:
by InsaneApache
Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:46 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 20540
Views: 2035562

You're out of touch Bobo, the university of Cleckheaton has moved just down the road to Heckmondwyke. 8)
by InsaneApache
Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:15 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1405842

Talking of meat free gravy.

Mechanically recovered meat. You'll never eat a hot dog or burger again.

You have been warned. :whack:
by InsaneApache
Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:15 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: City of Bolton?
Replies: 47
Views: 4849

:lol:
by InsaneApache
Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 557212

Do they still lift that bail and tote that barge as well? :wink:
by InsaneApache
Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:05 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: City of Bolton?
Replies: 47
Views: 4849

Havn't been to the town centre for decades. Is it still as rough as it was in the 70s? Not sure if there's more people living in Bolton than Bradford but you want to see what they've done to our town centre. They knocked down a good third of it, then ran out of money. So, before we had soviet style ...
by InsaneApache
Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1405842

I bet you ate some of that there mechanically recovered meat. Trust me, it's better out than in. :vomit:
by InsaneApache
Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:38 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wanderers' Badge
Replies: 118
Views: 21549

I like the ribbons. And a big "No" to the elephants. Whoever won anything with elephants? If you want elephants go to the circus (or hippodrome. Possibly, although they may just have hippos there). Keep the curly BWFC, keep the ribbons, get rid of the elephants. Hannibal did alright at Cannae. One ...
by InsaneApache
Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:55 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year all.
Replies: 77
Views: 7253

Merry Christmas everyone.
by InsaneApache
Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:52 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1405842

I was told by a copper a few years back that if you catch an intruder downstairs you have to let him escape. However if you catch him upstairs you can beat the crap out of him as he has no means of egress. The moral there then is he should have dragged his body back into the house and up the stairs....
by InsaneApache
Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:25 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Wenger - Cock
Replies: 10
Views: 1525

Ok not a rectum then. How about a big brown jobbie?

Then we could shout, Megson out! 8)
by InsaneApache
Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:01 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Wenger - Cock
Replies: 10
Views: 1525

When are we going to get a Megson is a rectum thread?
by InsaneApache
Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:25 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Richard Todd RIP
Replies: 2
Views: 1020

I was amazed when I found out that when he played the paratrooper at Pegasus Bridge in the Longest Day he was playing a guy he fought alongside. Outstanding.
by InsaneApache
Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1405842

Sale of goods act. Purchases must be fit for purpose. Extended warranty = rip off.
by InsaneApache
Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:17 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1405842

Errr I'm doing my bit for global warming this weekend
Me too. I've got the central heating on full bore, my patio heaters going to be left on overnight and I'm going to eat 10 tins of beans and 10 of peas, so I can fart all day long.
by InsaneApache
Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 20540
Views: 2035562

There's only one bunch currently acting with dignity, wry humour, respected across the globe, campaigning relentlessly for the environment, huge amounts of charity work. The royals. How ironic. Not really. The guys who restored the monarchy knew what they were doing. We'd been 'run' by a politician...
by InsaneApache
Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:37 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: atheist blunder - doh!
Replies: 71
Views: 7350

Oh I don't believe in him. I just celebrate. :drink:
by InsaneApache
Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: atheist blunder - doh!
Replies: 71
Views: 7350

I think it's excellent that so many on here, will be working over the period from 20th Dec to 30th December as their high falutin principles certainly wouldn't allow then to take time off for a festival associated with "Christ". What? You're taking the time off? Thought so. Strangely enough, at app...