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by Don Alonso
Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:40 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Megson Out - Who Next?
Replies: 241
Views: 27663

ANYBODY BUT................ (IN ORDER OF NOT WANTING THEM) 1. Paul Jewell. 2. Ian Dowie. 3. Kevin Keegan. 3. Greame Souness. 4. Peter Reid. Whilst I don't know if Hughes will come, I think there are very good reasons for him to come. He won't get another shot at big club until he has re-proven himse...
by Don Alonso
Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:33 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Eidur in BIG debt.
Replies: 47
Views: 7935

Alistair Darling's just doing it with our future.....

What will happen first? Bolton relegated or our country bankrupt?
by Don Alonso
Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:54 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Eidur in BIG debt.
Replies: 47
Views: 7935

He's obviously been placing bets on us to win games.... :crazy:
by Don Alonso
Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:36 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: WHY ENGLAND WILL NEVER WIN
Replies: 3
Views: 1058

WHY ENGLAND WILL NEVER WIN

Pie and Mash. They don't serve much of it in Italy. But to look at England managers over the last ten years you would think that someone high up in the FA watched a lot of Italian football on Channel Four in the nineties and decided that this was the way to go. First we had Hoddle with a brief to cr...
by Don Alonso
Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:05 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Best free kick ever?
Replies: 25
Views: 7189

Okocha for us against Villa in the Carling cup semi. Outside of the boot. I've only seen Eder from the Brazil team of 82 hit them like that..
by Don Alonso
Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:03 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: WHY ENGLAND WILL LOSE TOMORROW
Replies: 70
Views: 18073

Would it be in any way smug of me to say...



I WAS RIGHT !!!!!!!!


....and they won me £127 by being as ineffective as I thought they'd be. :mrgreen:
by Don Alonso
Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:19 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: WHY ENGLAND WILL LOSE TOMORROW
Replies: 70
Views: 18073

I would have played super Kevin Davies alongside Owen tomorrow. He's the nearest thing to Heskey as Crouch is not actually that good a target man. The press would have howled with derision, and Owen would have had a field day with Davies' flick ons. Is there any other nation (barring the pygmies) wh...
by Don Alonso
Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:46 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: WHY ENGLAND WILL LOSE TOMORROW
Replies: 70
Views: 18073

WHY ENGLAND WILL LOSE TOMORROW

I was in Lisbon to watch the England France game in the last euro championships. Why was this significant? Because all of the worst mistakes in selection that have plagued England over the years were made in that game. Erickson had four fine attacking midfielders. He should have chosen one. Instead ...
by Don Alonso
Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:17 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: THE FIRST EVER BOLTON WANDERERS BASED ACTION ADVENTURE NOVEL
Replies: 80
Views: 14368

sounds great.

Who is the "love interest?"

Is there a father figure who gets killed near the end, thus forcing the hero to have the courage to fulfill his destiny?

Is there a bad guy?

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY....

Do any dingles get zapped in it?
by Don Alonso
Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Funny Exam Answers
Replies: 10
Views: 4938

Real exam answer in RE.

Q. "Who was upset at the return of the prodigal son?"

A. "The fatted calf........." :mrgreen:
by Don Alonso
Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:44 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: WHATEVER HAPPENNED TO NATASHA...
Replies: 35
Views: 6195

I was hoping you were all a clique and that someone actually KNEW the answer.

I'm flattered that anyone may think I'm Natasha, but her contributions did have a certain vitriolic flair that I've always lacked - even in my "play Jardel/drop DAvies" period of increduility :oops:
by Don Alonso
Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: WHATEVER HAPPENNED TO NATASHA...
Replies: 35
Views: 6195

WHATEVER HAPPENNED TO NATASHA...

AKA...MRS RESPECTABLE from her 606 days.

I haven't been called a "muppet" in years.

I confess I rather miss her/him/it/them.... :oops:

Yes, I know, altogether now, after three..........
by Don Alonso
Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:22 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Women's World Cup
Replies: 67
Views: 19418

...and of course, more opportunites to go shopping.......
by Don Alonso
Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:55 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Women's World Cup
Replies: 67
Views: 19418

I can't imagine anything less appealling than a bunch of ugly lesbians playing second rate football. It's nearly as bad as women's tennis. Why can't the women have championships at things that they are actually better than men at? I'd pay to see the following:- (i) Women's shopping championships (ho...
by Don Alonso
Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:55 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: A RARE COMPLAINT
Replies: 4
Views: 3149

Many thanks for your response Bench.

I confess I don't know how to go about submitting an article. Someone posted a reply to my post about Anelka that it would have been better as a "set piece". Is a set piece an article? How do I go about submitting an article?

Many thanks

DA.
by Don Alonso
Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:44 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: A RARE COMPLAINT
Replies: 4
Views: 3149

A RARE COMPLAINT

I have just gone to post a reply to the Predictions for Fulham Away thread to find that it has been locked by admin with an order to keep all remarks to the main thread. So I clicked on the link to the main Fulham thread, it's four pages in and they've gone so far off the original thread it might as...
by Don Alonso
Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:58 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: How wrong can you be ?
Replies: 9
Views: 2641

I can just see him saying to Colleen, "I'm the only semi-literate violent chav in this house".
by Don Alonso
Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:55 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Another Victory for the PC Brigade
Replies: 17
Views: 4303

We had the political correctness brigade in 16th Century Spain.


We called them heretics.


And handed them over the Inquisition.


It never really caught on.

I understand the modern equivalent of "heretic" is "Unamerican" or "undemocratic".
by Don Alonso
Sun Oct 16, 2005 10:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 127556

I'm on it.

Revenge and profit!

:Jedi:
by Don Alonso
Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:32 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 127556

Dear Mar. No matter how many times I watch the "Flashing Blade" the good looking, talented, anti-hero Don Alonso always ends up being subjected to some fairly amateurish invasive surgery by a foopish French traitor armed with a rapier that results in his untimely, and I'd like to think unwelcome, de...

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