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by The Axman
Mon Nov 14, 2011 2:54 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Bolton v Baggies - Match thread
Replies: 388
Views: 39078

Re: Bolton v Baggies - Match thread

don,t think we've turned the corner by any means Pratley in for Davies (K) only change for me got to play with same high tempo- won't - get beat 3-1 Oh aye, I'd definitely change a team that's just won 5-0. :? Trouble is, I think he (OC) might though, with one up front again, probably Ngog to start...
by The Axman
Mon Nov 14, 2011 2:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4947
Views: 486013

Re: Where are you going tonight?

Once again I'm going down t'pub tonight. I've been to the same pub every single day* since my dog was old enough to walk a few miles (*except for 28 days when I've been on holiday in Scotland, when I walked even further than usual and went to different pubs; and Monday's when my usual pub is shut). ...
by The Axman
Mon Nov 14, 2011 1:26 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Bolton v Baggies - Match thread
Replies: 388
Views: 39078

Re: Bolton v Baggies - Match thread

don,t think we've turned the corner by any means Pratley in for Davies (K) only change for me got to play with same high tempo- won't - get beat 3-1 If that's the line-up I predict a win. If OC buggers about with the teamsheet and starts Ngog (and doesn't substitute him before 70 mins is up) I pred...
by The Axman
Mon Nov 14, 2011 1:20 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Is it wrong that...
Replies: 33
Views: 3161

Re: Is it wrong that...

Eloy wrote:tomorrow I'll spend most of my day at work reading this forum (as I'm a very new member) instead of actually working?

If I get thus fired, could I count on the fellow posters here to send me donations before I find another job?
NO.
by The Axman
Mon Nov 14, 2011 1:07 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: 'appy 'arry's day in court
Replies: 23
Views: 1947

Re: 'appy 'arry's day in court

Very, very fair point CH. To be honest, it'll have to be a very, very clear case to get a jury to go 12-0, 11-1 or even 10-2 against him. Jury's being so easily influenced by celebrity these days. How are they planning to get 12 people, in Southwark, who haven't already got some view of the guy ? J...
by The Axman
Mon Nov 14, 2011 1:02 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: England, England, Ra-Ra-Ra...
Replies: 79
Views: 5848

Re: England, England, Ra-Ra-Ra...

OK. So we won. But honestly, how crap were we (rhetorical question). I can't see England progressing through the finals of any major championships playing a 9 0 1 formation, ocassionally hoofing the ball up the field and having a mad charge after it [just like we used to as kids in our street]. We o...
by The Axman
Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Parking at M.E.N Arena (Help Needed Please)
Replies: 6
Views: 998

Re: Parking at M.E.N Arena (Help Needed Please)

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by The Axman
Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:38 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: England, England, Ra-Ra-Ra...
Replies: 79
Views: 5848

Re: England, England, Ra-Ra-Ra...

Still, eight days to go until proper footie is back.
You could all drive down to Buxton tomorrow and watch the match. Hendsford Town: could be thrilling.
by The Axman
Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:25 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: KentuckyFriedJoint
Replies: 1
Views: 639

KentuckyFriedJoint

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-15690727" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; cannabis in the mouth isn't going to kill you. Tobacco in the mouth (as tens of animals fed fags by the public in zoos every year could testify - except they can't 'cause they're dead, and couldn't...
by The Axman
Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:16 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4947
Views: 486013

Re: Where are you going tonight?

Tonight, same as every night for the last three years, I shall walk my dog. The dog goes for the exercise, the relief, the sniffing opportunities, and the craic. I go for the beer: I walk the dog ~three miles to the nearest really good Real Ale pub. On the way there and back I usually mull over the ...
by The Axman
Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:01 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: England, England, Ra-Ra-Ra...
Replies: 79
Views: 5848

Re: England, England, Ra-Ra-Ra...

jmjhb wrote:Phil Jones starting in midfield.

He's going to get completely found out tonight.
:D

You mean tomorrow surely... or do you know something else that he can't do? :shock:
by The Axman
Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:57 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you reading tonight?
Replies: 3990
Views: 404239

Re: What are you reading tonight?

Reading two new hardbacks: Lee Child's the Affair {got every single Reacher novel. It's completely unrealistic nonsense with an obvious fourmula behind it, but he writes so well} . Reading Gone Tomorrow by him.....not a big fan to be honest. That was the first ever Lee Child I read. If you don't li...
by The Axman
Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:50 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you reading tonight?
Replies: 3990
Views: 404239

Re: What are you reading tonight?

Reading two new hardbacks: Lee Child's the Affair {got every single Reacher novel. It's completely unrealistic nonsense with an obvious fourmula behind it, but he writes so well} & the latest Grisham (which is called something like the Litigators ) {one of his best, when he writes well he is superb,...
by The Axman
Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What did you just say?
Replies: 14
Views: 1501

Re: What did you just say?

Another thing that I heard recently was a yoof (who'd obviosly had some sex education in his life) mention that Bolton's logo reminded him of sperm... http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/incoming/article82445.ece/ALTERNATES/crest-small/Bolton+Wanderers Hmmmmmm. I kind of see what he means Everything re...
by The Axman
Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:04 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What did you just say?
Replies: 14
Views: 1501

Re: What did you just say?

Another thing that I heard recently was a yoof (who'd obviosly had some sex education in his life) mention that Bolton's logo reminded him of sperm...

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Hmmmmmm. I kind of see what he means
by The Axman
Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:39 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What did you just say?
Replies: 14
Views: 1501

Re: What did you just say?

CrazyHorse wrote:What's this? Fooking Groundhog day?
I apologize... something went horribly wrong with the computosphere.
by The Axman
Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:01 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What did you just say?
Replies: 14
Views: 1501

Re: What did you just say?

I've heard that:
there's no duck in Bombay Duck,
there's no toad in Toad In The Hole,
there's no turtle in Mock Turtle Soup,
and there definitely ain't any welsh rabbits in Welsh Rabbit (but there is some Worcester Sauce, which distinguishes it from mere Cheese on Toast)
by The Axman
Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:01 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What did you just say?
Replies: 14
Views: 1501

Re: What did you just say?

I've heard that:
there's no duck in Bombay Duck,
there's no toad in Toad In The Hole,
there's no turtle in Mock Turtle Soup,
and there definitely ain't any welsh rabbits in Welsh Rabbit (but there is some Worcester Sauce, which distinguishes it from mere Cheese on Toast)
by The Axman
Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:01 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What did you just say?
Replies: 14
Views: 1501

Re: What did you just say?

I've heard that:
there's no duck in Bombay Duck,
there's no toad in Toad In The Hole,
there's no turtle in Mock Turtle Soup,
and there definitely ain't any welsh rabbits in Welsh Rabbit (but there is some Worcester Sauce, which distinguishes it from mere Cheese on Toast)
by The Axman
Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:00 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Sports Direct Arena
Replies: 37
Views: 2815

Re: Sports Direct Arena

thebish wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote: Miss Highbury.
Is this a recently-acquired title and a new sign-off?
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I'd like to complain to the moderators... I can see her arse nal.