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by The Axman
Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:06 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: England, England, Ra-Ra-Ra...
Replies: 79
Views: 5849

Re: England, England, Ra-Ra-Ra...

It's that f*ckin' band that does my head in. One more tinny rendition of H.A.P.P.Y. or the Great Feckin Escape and I'll go nuts... Most of the tossers seem to be based in portsmouth, wish they'd jump on a ship and sail far away. Any proof of that Axman? I'm aware of two in Pompey, a drummer and a t...
by The Axman
Fri Nov 11, 2011 8:57 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Moslems Against Crusades
Replies: 84
Views: 4225

Re: Moslems Against Crusades

One (wo)man's freedom is another (wo)man's oppression. What if I want to burn burkas, or indeed Muslims against Crusades? PS I also don't get why muslims are so anti the crusades. Let's face it, they were a politico-religious armed attack to 'liberate' 'Holy Places' by 'Christians' that were initial...
by The Axman
Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:42 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Enough room to swing a cat.
Replies: 20
Views: 1332

Re: Enough room to swing a cat.

thebish wrote:just as well WtW is not about else there'd have to be a tagine involved....
What's a tagine?
by The Axman
Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:16 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: Time
Replies: 17
Views: 4396

Re: Time

jaffka wrote:my settings are correct but the time is still +1 :conf:
In my Timezone you need Western European Time
& in Summer Time/DST in effect [just underneath my Timezone] you need No
by The Axman
Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Enough room to swing a cat.
Replies: 20
Views: 1332

Re: Enough room to swing a cat.

Bastard.
by The Axman
Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:09 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Tevez
Replies: 32
Views: 3615

Re: Tevez

I can see them suing Tevez for the remainder of his contract. His agent will pay it for him, mind. So it probably won't bother him. Whatever happens, City aren't just gonna cut their ties for nowt. Nor should they! The bloke is motivated solely by money, so if they continue to fine him, eventually ...
by The Axman
Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 556951

Re: Joke thread

Annoyed Grunt wrote:80's flashback.
Progress. I thought I was at least back in the 70's.
by The Axman
Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:42 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: England, England, Ra-Ra-Ra...
Replies: 79
Views: 5849

Re: England, England, Ra-Ra-Ra...

It's that f*ckin' band that does my head in. One more tinny rendition of H.A.P.P.Y. or the Great Feckin Escape and I'll go nuts...
Most of the tossers seem to be based in portsmouth, wish they'd jump on a ship and sail far away.
by The Axman
Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:16 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Sports Direct Arena
Replies: 37
Views: 2815

Re: Sports Direct Arena

Just had a radical thought which I hope never catches on. If football club owners are willing to overturn history and rename stadia, why not sell the rights to the players names. Man City could rename Mario Balotelli as KP Nuts; Cech could be renamed and sponsored by the motorbike helmet producers a...
by The Axman
Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 556951

Re: Joke thread

A jumbo jet is just coming into Toronto Airport on it's final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto." He forgets to switch off the intercom and ...
by The Axman
Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:45 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: THE X FACTOR thread
Replies: 108
Views: 6634

Re: THE X FACTOR thread

by The Axman
Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:31 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Sports Direct Arena
Replies: 37
Views: 2815

Re: Sports Direct Arena

Or Marks and Spencers could sponsor St James's Park, revive an old trade-mark and just rename it as St Michael's Park!
by The Axman
Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:15 am
Forum: New Members
Topic: Sort your question out.
Replies: 22
Views: 4441

Re: Sort your question out.

I'm not the only one then. I foolishly thought it related to the colours worn by the players - as in White and Blue, and wondered why my efforts to join the forum were being rebuffed...
finally stumbled onto the idea of white only. :oops:

Welcome.
by The Axman
Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:09 am
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: Time
Replies: 17
Views: 4396

Re: Time

Oh no. found it beneath Azores Time. Ta. (bloody useless with computers, don't know what's wrong with chalk and blackboards, mutter, mutter) if you set the "back-in-time" option - then all your posts appear as if you had made them a few days ago and you can impressively predict scores and selection...
by The Axman
Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:59 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: Time
Replies: 17
Views: 4396

Re: Time

Oh no. found it beneath Azores Time.
Ta. (bloody useless with computers, don't know what's wrong with chalk and blackboards, mutter, mutter)
by The Axman
Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:56 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: Time
Replies: 17
Views: 4396

Re: Time

Gooner Girl wrote:change the clock in your personal settings.
what to -1 Azores Time?
by The Axman
Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:52 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: Time
Replies: 17
Views: 4396

Time

in the top right hand corner of the Forums page it says "It is currently Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:51pm"
Oh no it isn't, it's 16:51 (4:51pm). doh!
by The Axman
Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:40 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1405274

Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Vets. £93 for my 2 cats to have their jabs today. Now i know when you take on animals you have a responsibility to their health and fair enough, no probs, but the £93 was after i had politely declined the flea and worm treatment and the special dental food (both far cheaper online) and the 'Life be...
by The Axman
Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Irans Nukes
Replies: 54
Views: 4498

Re: Irans Nukes

Just bowing to your reverend-ness. I thought Bishops were noble, and were addressed as "your lordship". trying to be polite whilst disagreeing with you - something the Iranian mullahs don't bother with (politeness, not disagreement). Iran doesn't carry out bombing raids, it just pronounces death se...
by The Axman
Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:15 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Irans Nukes
Replies: 54
Views: 4498

Re: Irans Nukes

One day they are going to let me sort out the fundamental problem of all this business, and that is Israel-Palestine. What I'm going to do is round up every nuclear weapon the west has, trundle them into Turkey, pointing at Israel/Palestine, and they are going to have a week to stop being massive f...