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by The Axman
Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:59 am
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hi, just passing through.
Replies: 26
Views: 3246

Re: Hi, just passing through.

Not fellas in their 40s making up stories. Read “Games we played as children”… It’s quite plain I left my 40s behind looooooong ago. *cough* bullshit *cough* Well, you saved me saying it !! The same with the bllx on the "trouble at school thread too". Shame, as I'd got to quite enjoy the Ax. Oh dea...
by The Axman
Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:27 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: QUICK!!!
Replies: 50
Views: 6323

Re: QUICK!!!

Constantly waiting for 1 item both home (ancient IE7) and work (IE9). Have to manually refresh to return to page.
by The Axman
Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:21 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Whats the most trouble you have got into at school?
Replies: 100
Views: 3124

Re: Whats the most trouble you have got into at school?

In 6th Form I got into deepest shit when an April Fool prank went too well. We'd dreamt up the idea that we'd all do a bunk, the entire 6th Form on April Fool's Day, but when somebody asked what we'd do all day out of school somebody else had the idea that we could have a competition to see how far...
by The Axman
Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:20 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: have you ever got into a fight at a football match?
Replies: 52
Views: 2645

Re: have you ever got into a fight at a football match?

Once got locked up at Osborne Road. I was rather unlucky really as we went down and someone spiked my drinks, being totally lost I ended up in the away end where I was arrested due to getting into a bit of a fracas whilst shouting for the whites and not realising I was surrounded by O's. At the nic...
by The Axman
Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:17 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Bottom 5 fixtures
Replies: 1108
Views: 45803

Re: Bottom 5 fixtures

I'm quite pleased to see Aston Villa back in the mix. Bottom six now.
by The Axman
Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:15 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: have you ever got into a fight at a football match?
Replies: 52
Views: 2645

Re: have you ever got into a fight at a football match?

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Andy Waller wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Andy Waller wrote:Yawn...
What were you hoping to see when opening a thread about fighting at football matches...?
Not fellas in their 40s making up stories.

But alas...
hmm ok
And which story do you believe to be a figment?
by The Axman
Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Which Famous People have you met
Replies: 134
Views: 5344

Re: Which Famous People have you met

Andy Waller wrote:Yeah, it was in the same league (and I think written by the same chaps) as Hi De Hi.
Which I've also never seen. I was living abroad for most of the 80s and have missed one or two 'classics' of British TV.
by The Axman
Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:53 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Which Famous People have you met
Replies: 134
Views: 5344

Re: Which Famous People have you met

Andy Waller wrote:You never saw Allo' Allo'???
'Fraid not. Seen a few clips and understand that it was a WWII pisstake with humourous accents, but never ever watched an episode.
by The Axman
Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Which Famous People have you met
Replies: 134
Views: 5344

Re: Which Famous People have you met

remembered "Allo Allo"
by The Axman
Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:48 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Which Famous People have you met
Replies: 134
Views: 5344

Re: Which Famous People have you met

Ah ha! Alas even if you'd have spelt it right I never did see "..." [bloody hell, can't even remember the name of the programme], but anyway.
by The Axman
Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:43 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The athletics/running thread
Replies: 7304
Views: 195644

Re: The athletics/running thread

I look down on Bruce He's 3/4s of the way down my hill, the scuffer I'm at the top so really can't win! Run down the hill then get the bus back up?! ;) That's not as mad as it sounds. My local landlady who is training for the London Marathon does precisely that. She has an eight mile course which s...
by The Axman
Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:37 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: have you ever got into a fight at a football match?
Replies: 52
Views: 2645

Re: have you ever got into a fight at a football match?

No, but didn't feel very comfotable when made to put a jumper over my Arsenal shirt as a teenager just so my spurs supporting neighbour could have a drink in a Tottenham pub before a derby at WHL. Was only about 15 and was petrified as to what might happen to me if anyone realised i was a gooner (p...
by The Axman
Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:18 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Which Famous People have you met
Replies: 134
Views: 5344

Re: Which Famous People have you met

Andy Waller wrote:I once met Arthur Bostrum.
Who he?
by The Axman
Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Whats the most trouble you have got into at school?
Replies: 100
Views: 3124

Re: Whats the most trouble you have got into at school?

In 6th Form I got into deepest shit when an April Fool prank went too well. We'd dreamt up the idea that we'd all do a bunk, the entire 6th Form on April Fool's Day, but when somebody asked what we'd do all day out of school somebody else had the idea that we could have a competition to see how far ...
by The Axman
Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:45 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Season Tickets 2012-13
Replies: 48
Views: 3941

Re: Season Tickets 2012-13

I just noticed your new avatar.
Image
Splendid.
by The Axman
Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:43 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Unfair Fixture Timing
Replies: 19
Views: 1575

Re: Unfair Fixture Timing

The idea is that it's Easter and every fan can get to see a home game. It's not a conspiracy.
by The Axman
Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:28 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19372
Views: 519910

Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Oh. no need. Cheers. Googled it...

Flybe to the boon
Let be play among the spars
Let be see what sping is like
On a, Jupiter and Bars
In other worps, hold my hand
In other worps, baby, biss be
by The Axman
Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:23 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19372
Views: 519910

Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Bruce Rioja wrote:Flybe. Wankers.
You'll have to explain that one Bruce. :conf: who/what's a flybe
by The Axman
Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:06 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: have you ever got into a fight at a football match?
Replies: 52
Views: 2645

Re: have you ever got into a fight at a football match?

There's something about me. I can get into a fight at a UN peace convention. But, strangely enough, I've only ever been in two fisticuffs and one mob on mob at football matches. The first fisticuff was in the Shed End at Chelsea and some ass took exception to my accent so I tw*tted him (nobody else ...
by The Axman
Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:18 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Away at Wolves
Replies: 518
Views: 19823

Re: Away at Wolves

Has Wheater been given some kind of licence to roam? He seemed to have quite a few incursions into Wolves's penalty area, or was that me reading too much into the BBC highlights?