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by Backgammon
Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:10 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Arrivaderci Roma
Replies: 28
Views: 5666

Unbelievable game… Roma are a decent side (2nd in Seria A?) but they were just ripped apart. Smith's goal was brilliant to watch; all one touch passing until the ball was in the net. I actually thought Roma's goal was the best of the night. He volleyed it in while facing away from the goal; it was u...
by Backgammon
Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:38 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Colin Todd.
Replies: 8
Views: 1342

I assume this club is in Sveden?

He's gone for the ladies...
by Backgammon
Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:58 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Lean times in Dingleville
Replies: 7
Views: 1733

I have to admit that I've been surprised about how bad Dunn has been. It appears that he's been given the opportunity but has under performed.

I think we had a near miss with him, but saying that I still believe Sam would have been the better manager to try and get him back to his best.
by Backgammon
Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:32 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 559569

Cops quizzed, searched and photographed every customer before ten people were arrested in front of 150 revellers at an RnB event, while the glamour model contest took place in the VIP room. Glamour model contest??? That sounds like proper entertainment! I'm lucky if the jukebox works in my local...
by Backgammon
Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:19 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 559569

They're just doomed...

I bet the biscuit bean head is think "What the f##k have I got myself in?". You know his wife is bending his ear every day about it with comments like "What a waste of money", and "I told you this wasn't a good idea, but would you listen? Noooo...."
by Backgammon
Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:56 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Coolest Character on TV
Replies: 45
Views: 4013

daxter15 wrote:
Backgammon wrote:
daxter15 wrote:look what i've done.
Well I can't see what you've done, but I suggest you get a towel or something.
:zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

Not a good joke,
Perhaps, but it amused me for at least 3 seconds.
by Backgammon
Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Clever people wanted
Replies: 89
Views: 10502

Wave bye bye to the 12:15 from assville.

Make an offering to Neptune.

Send a message to China.
by Backgammon
Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:40 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Coolest Character on TV
Replies: 45
Views: 4013

daxter15 wrote:look what i've done.
Well I can't see what you've done, but I suggest you get a towel or something.
by Backgammon
Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:39 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Coolest Character on TV
Replies: 45
Views: 4013

TANGODANCER wrote:
Backgammon wrote:yay, rustling!
Isn't that what they do with papers in an office?
no, that's recycling.
by Backgammon
Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Coolest Character on TV
Replies: 45
Views: 4013

yay, rustling!
by Backgammon
Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Coolest Character on TV
Replies: 45
Views: 4013

TANGODANCER wrote:Wrestling? Is that a posh way of saying cattle-stealing? :wink:
It's how Jonathon Ross describes cattle stealing...
by Backgammon
Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 515301

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On his way to the bank, Rooney stopped by the training ground to share the joke.
by Backgammon
Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 515301

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"Alex Ferguson? Scottish??" Laughed Rooney; "Nice try lads... You can't con me. I know an African accent when I hear one..."
by Backgammon
Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:07 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: England v Andorra
Replies: 77
Views: 14818

I hope it's something like: --------------------Robbo-------------------- Richards--- ---Terry---Ferdi----------Barry Lennon---Hargreaves--Gerrard---Downing ------------------Rooney--------------------- --------------------AJ------------------------- Just so we've got two left footed players playing...
by Backgammon
Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:59 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TALKSHITE WANKERS
Replies: 40
Views: 8503

No! How can it be! DAB gives you crystal clear sound and high definition buzz free radio listening! You must have the same as mine. I've got a Ministry of Sound personal DAB. Well, I suppose I got what I desevered when I bought my Bush CD/DAB for £30 in Richer Sounds... It really is a piece of shit.
by Backgammon
Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:47 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Cheese.
Replies: 36
Views: 5424

Anything smoked.... I love smoked chesse.

Failing that, Camembert. I basically lived on the stuff when in France last year.
by Backgammon
Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:40 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TALKSHITE WANKERS
Replies: 40
Views: 8503

I actually listen to Talk Sport... One of the reasons being that my DAB is shite and only gets about 4 channels. I like football, I like talking about football, and I like listening to people talk about football... That's what makes me tune to Talksport. Yes it's full of reactionary debate (almost '...
by Backgammon
Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: McLaren Out !!!
Replies: 21
Views: 5130

CrazyHorse wrote:Nah, sod that! McClaren Out!
O U T !

O U T !

O U T !
No way... It could mean Big Sam In!

I N !

I N !

I N !
by Backgammon
Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Israel vs En-ger-land (a bit early but aw well)
Replies: 143
Views: 27675

coffeymagic wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Loyal White wrote:The same Steve Coppell who quit City because of the stress of the job?!
He quit Citeh because he hated being away from his boyfriend ... fact.
Now, now Mr B that's not like you. I've met Steve Coppell and his wife - they seem like a nice couple.
Did she have a beard?
by Backgammon
Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:04 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Israel vs En-ger-land (a bit early but aw well)
Replies: 143
Views: 27675

Jesus... Just had a thought.. What if Scotland qualify and we don't?

We'll never hear the end of it...

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