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by Daxter
Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Shit Jokes
Replies: 37
Views: 10680

Three chavs get rounded up after a skirmish in the town centre. Leader chav: "No sweat lads, just give a false name, they can't prove nuffin" Dumb chav: "What names shall we give?" Leader chav: "Oh, FFS, just pick on off a shop window. There's enough of them!" Copper: Right you lot, names? Leader C...
by Daxter
Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:35 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Andy Murray
Replies: 46
Views: 10376

Hoolio wrote:Scottish cnut.

Sunderland are shit. And so are you.
by Daxter
Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:21 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: CRIKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 58
Views: 12229

Some of you make me sick. The disrespectful comments regarding Steve's death are a disgrace. I know some are paying their respects which i commend. Steve was a fantastic bloke, and did wonders for the enviroment and the health of wildlife. He was an entertainer and an educator. All i can say is RIP ...
by Daxter
Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:51 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Andy Murray
Replies: 46
Views: 10376

Well done to Murray.
by Daxter
Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:49 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: CRIKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 58
Views: 12229

Samhater you absoloute disgrace. I was so shokced to hear about Steves Death. He was an absoloute legend.

RIP.
by Daxter
Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:08 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: My E-mail got read out on 606
Replies: 11
Views: 2350

Re: My E-mail got read out on 606

blurred wrote:
daxter15 wrote:Bent or Johnson should play as they are doing the buissness for their clubs and deserve a chance.
Ah, I see, an own goal against Watford and volley against Spurs counts as 'doing the business'? ;)
Bent has 3 legit goals though.

And Jonson is more deserving than defoe
by Daxter
Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: My E-mail got read out on 606
Replies: 11
Views: 2350

Sue them.
by Daxter
Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: My E-mail got read out on 606
Replies: 11
Views: 2350

My E-mail got read out on 606

No big deal, but i was quite proud with that. I E-mailed that Defoe should not be in the England team as he cant even get in the spurs team and that Bent or Johnson should play as they are doing the buissness for their clubs and deserve a chance. Again no big deal, but first time i have ever had ant...
by Daxter
Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:15 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Kelly Osbourne, don't believe the hype!
Replies: 16
Views: 3544

Now if you had to choose,

Sharon

Or

Kelly
by Daxter
Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Foul of the century.
Replies: 34
Views: 4981

I was planning on coming on here this morning and posting the very same thing! The only thing missing from that tackle was J.R shouting 'Oh my guud King, he's broken in half!!!' (WWE) It was one of the worst fouls I have ever seen, hitting someone (blatently) in the temple that hard, and going at t...
by Daxter
Wed Aug 23, 2006 6:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Football streaming
Replies: 4
Views: 966

PPLIVE IS CRAP NOW. Tv Ants seems to be the best. I used PDcast to watch the spurs game on sat and it was perfect with English commentary.

Cant find a link for tonights game though.
by Daxter
Wed Aug 23, 2006 6:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Football streaming
Replies: 4
Views: 966

Football streaming

Any of you have any good recomendations of sites that i could use. I have the required software just need a good site with links.

any help appreciated.
by Daxter
Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:57 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: England v Greece
Replies: 12
Views: 2398

Batman gives the real Batman a bad name.
by Daxter
Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:56 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Andy Murray
Replies: 46
Views: 10376

Batman wrote:He is a tw*t, and I hate him.
You may think he's a nice person. But he will be more successful than will you ever be.

Well don to Andy and i comend you on a fantastic victory and your stunning form of late. Keep up the great work Andy.
by Daxter
Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:48 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: All BA Flights Cancelled
Replies: 12
Views: 2390

I don't have spelling problems. I'm very accomplished at English. Its just when I try to type quickly i make lots of mistakes.
by Daxter
Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Big Brother
Replies: 206
Views: 65179

All of the proceeds form that vote are going to Charity anyway. And if they are so against dont bloody vote again!
by Daxter
Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:37 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: All BA Flights Cancelled
Replies: 12
Views: 2390

i emant so say mr comei why dont yu just leve off wijt your EVIEDGCBMCBl coemntens.
by Daxter
Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Steve Mclaren and England squad
Replies: 47
Views: 8330

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Daxter
Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:30 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Big Brother
Replies: 206
Views: 65179

Imogen will go. She is boring and is a traitor for becoming friends with Aisleyne.
by Daxter
Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: All BA Flights Cancelled
Replies: 12
Views: 2390

OK i meant to say:

Whay have you put the word Goddamn in the phraise as Mr.T used to just say " I aint getting on no plane, fool".