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by Gertie
Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:56 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932361

CrazyHorse wrote:
Gertie wrote:OK go for your best obvious gag with this one:

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....and it cost me £215 just to get the thing serviced!
For taking the rise out of my financial misfortune..

Winner is Crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Gertie
Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:55 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932361

communistworkethic wrote:where do i put the shopping and there's no mirror to apply my lipstick, and where's the little vase for my flower
Hey, I have a little flower in a vase in my car!!!!!! You cheeky boy! :twisted:
by Gertie
Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:45 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932361

OK go for your best obvious gag with this one:

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by Gertie
Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:02 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932361

Ooooooooh thank you.... I shall have a loook and post something up later.. :)
by Gertie
Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932361

Posh on the bidet....

sings: "I'm going to wash that man right out of my hair, I'm going to wash that man right out of my hair and send him on his way... Get the picture"
by Gertie
Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:20 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932361

Very Grim Fairy Tales.

And Little Red Riding Ruud looked and said "My my Grandad, What a BIG gob you've got."

"All the Better to Laugh at you With." Replied the Half-Ape Man
by Gertie
Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:35 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932361

Ruud couldn't help be reminded that it was time to return the King Kong DVD to Blockbusters.
by Gertie
Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:48 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932361

Sellafield tests reveal Nuclear Fission
by Gertie
Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932361

Harry Ramsden's new profit improvement strategy announced today
by Gertie
Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:39 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932361

Take That Reunion Tour dress rehearsals were well underway
by Gertie
Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:21 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Niall Quinn's Disco Pants
Replies: 60
Views: 21859

Wow imagine owning your own football club..

You could make your own rules up about anything you wanted..

*dreams about being in charge of picking new talent*
by Gertie
Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:45 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932361

OOOOOOOOoh Fluffy, you're like the cat who got the rather large scary machette
by Gertie
Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:29 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Is Pink just for Girls!?
Replies: 27
Views: 6332

Is there that Spanish goalkeeper who wears pink?? He looks nice
by Gertie
Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Is Pink just for Girls!?
Replies: 27
Views: 6332

Batman wrote:gertie that is disgusting :D
It's true :oops:
by Gertie
Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:18 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Is Pink just for Girls!?
Replies: 27
Views: 6332

Ooooooh I love pink
by Gertie
Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932361

CrazyHorse wrote:Although initially disappointed because the groundhog didn't turn up, the crowd got excited when they nearly caught a glimpse of a couple of beavers instead...
Crazy it's all yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Gertie
Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:37 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932361

communistworkethic wrote:
perfan wrote:I still can't see it.
me too
Oooooh I just don't know what to do... because I can see it.... I guess I can describe it to you or put the Url from the site??????

I'm no good at technicals
by Gertie
Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932361

Oooooooooooh I don't know I can see it all perfectly, and now I don't know if you lot are teasing me saying you can't see it to make me look daft?????????!!!!!!! I'll put another picture up later if this one isn't working.... D'oh Bruce will never ever leave me in charge ever again I'm not to be tru...
by Gertie
Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:14 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932361

I dunno but this didn't work first time....

In Brucie's honour have a bash at this:

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by Gertie
Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:26 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932361

I've had word from the Bruceter that he is temporarily out of the country on a top secret spying mission to get the recipe for Mr Kiplings Fondant Fancies. I can't divluge anymore otherwise I'd have to kill you.

In his absence he's asked me to stick one up, I'll get onto it later today I promise.

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