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by Gertie
Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:09 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932322

Why thank you Brucie!!!!! In honour of my trip tomorrow, I'm sooo excited and can't wait have I mentioned this??? And as I won't be here to judge I have arranged with Brucie for him to pick the winner... But he can't pick himself This isn't me by the way... http://www.strangesports.com/images/conten...
by Gertie
Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:42 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932322

A horrible fate befell the delusional Wet Spam fan who believed that Teddy Sherringham, Bobby Zamora, Martin Harewood and Dean Ashton should be in the England Squad.
by Gertie
Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:16 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932322

The freshest Sunday Roast dinners delivered to your door.
by Gertie
Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:05 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932322

It's just ewe and me babe
by Gertie
Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:31 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932322

Monty Python start a stadium tour

"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me....I'll sit on your face and say I love you toooooo!"
by Gertie
Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:20 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932322

Girl 1: I like your shoes Girl 2: Thanks, I got them in the sale Girl 3: You got those lovely shoes in the sale?? Girl 2: Yes they were 10% off in Carvala I got a matching bag too. Girl 1: Ooooh the bag must be lovely, I saw a similar pair of shoes in Karen Millen but just didn't think I'd get the w...
by Gertie
Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:11 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932322

Commie's Guide to Foreplay

;)
by Gertie
Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:57 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932322

Second best to Brucie again, who do you have to sleep with around here???
by Gertie
Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:53 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 556913

A jump lead goes into a bar and the barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".

Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The wedding wasn't great but the reception was brilliant.
by Gertie
Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:16 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932322

Boy George was somewhat disappointed to find his winning raffle ticket prize was a night with a friend in Paris Hilton.
by Gertie
Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932322

Since being busted for possessing drugs at home, Boy George kept his new hiding place under his hat.
by Gertie
Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:16 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932322

Sven: So Harry, do you feel a bit of cock for joining Southampton?
by Gertie
Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:15 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932322

JM: .....And then Essien, he kicked the silly Bolton man this high... and the ref he do nothing.....

RB *thinks* So kick the silly Bolton man and the ref he do nothing, hmmmm..... I think that this just might work
by Gertie
Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932322

I said most..... Not all.....You're off the hook ;)
by Gertie
Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:56 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932322

Most fellas response on being told it's Valentine's Day this week.......
by Gertie
Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932322

Virgin First Class Promotional Brochure:

"Your needs will be met throughout your journey by one of our caring and attentive members of staff."
by Gertie
Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:20 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ant and Dec?
Replies: 48
Views: 18494

Yes Please....... :roll: Why does that response not surprise me? oooooh come on, they're cute boys, funny and there is two of them... What more could you want??? Please don't kill them, send them round to me and you will never have to see or hear from them again!!!! mwah ha hah ha (my new evil laug...
by Gertie
Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:04 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ant and Dec?
Replies: 48
Views: 18494

Yes Please.......
by Gertie
Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:51 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932322

Greame's Bunny Rabbit silhouette gag was really beginning to bore his fellow regulars down at the Job Centre. I nearly forgot about this in all my excitement...... As it combines funny finger puttets with the fact that old Graeme is sans employment I vote this the winner.... " "Take a bow son, take...
by Gertie
Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:50 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932322

Anyways after all that......

Have a go at this.....

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