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by Gertie
Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:04 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932372

Also, Gertie is only up there because commie chooses her everytime ;) Which is complete bollox of course. I'd reckon I've given it to her twice, tops. In the absence of anyone else, it was left to Warthog to provide the obvious and not very funny gag: Commie, we were talking about the caption compe...
by Gertie
Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:35 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932372

How the hell have i won 6 times, i hardly take part in the thing! Also, Gertie is only up there because commie chooses her everytime ;) Only boys would make caption competition winning competitive!!!!!!! :) And as for who chooses me to win, I refer you to TZK response to the dilemma thread............
by Gertie
Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:08 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932372

The players arrived for the start of the new form or rugby, the Norse code.
by Gertie
Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:35 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932372

Hide Nakata decides to boost his modest Wanderers pay with sight-seeing tours of the Irwell.
by Gertie
Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:24 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932372

Pilots, being somewhat posher than an ordinary folk, had stepped up from stick on Garfields.
by Gertie
Fri Jan 27, 2006 3:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932372

blurred wrote:David opens his legs seductively to reveal his golden balls have swollen, turned white, and one of them's dropped...
The £3million net contract goes to Blurred for peaking at the Golden Balls

Well done and your go!
by Gertie
Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932372

Okey dokey for your considered thoughts....

Image
by Gertie
Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:20 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932372

communistworkethic wrote:
Gertie wrote:The West Ham fans relaxed after the traditional "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles".
Winner for combining west ham, bestiality and michael jackson.
Ooooh thanks my Commie pal, I'll browse this lunch for the next picture.
by Gertie
Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:37 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932372

The West Ham fans relaxed after the traditional "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles".
by Gertie
Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:21 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932372

George: "Pete, would you like me to be the cat?"
by Gertie
Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:15 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932372

The sailors heard that one good way to find Fanny was on a golf course.
by Gertie
Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932372

Before any one else does.....

Mark Owen and Howard Donald carry out their pre-performance warm up - prior to the sell out gig at Pontins, Rhyl...
by Gertie
Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:58 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932372

The Irish Mafia left their calling card......
by Gertie
Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:34 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932372

How do you know the way??

Oh, it's easy I just follow my er......
by Gertie
Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:24 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932372

Does my bum look big in ... er... nothing?
by Gertie
Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:24 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932372

http://www.doinotlikethat.com/images/big_ron.jpg Ladies with an attitude Fellows that were in the mood Don't just stand there, let's get to it Strike a pose, there's nothing to it Vogue, vogue Oooh, you've got to Let your body move to the music Oooh, you've got to just Let your body go with the flo...
by Gertie
Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:48 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932372

[Nokia ringtone]

Hello!

No, I'm on the throne,

No a cr*p
by Gertie
Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:02 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932372

Gertie's friends tested the "Wee Mark Owen Catcher III" Before wrapping it and giving it to her for her birthday......
by Gertie
Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 556927

A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining", he said to his wife. "No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain" he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major...
by Gertie
Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:44 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 556927

Man takes Bernese Mountain dog to vets. Says she’s cross-eyed, can he do anything? Vet picks her up and says lets have a look. Looks in her eyes, her ears and at her skull Says, I’m going to have to put her down. Shocked, man says Why? Just because she’s cross-eyed. Vet says no, because she’s heavy.