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by Gertie
Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:29 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932273

TANNOY: "Come in 621 Your prepaid time is up!"

Muffled whisper: "Hangabout, we've only got 160 quad bikes"

TANNOY: "156 Are you in trouble?"
by Gertie
Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932273

In a bid to appeal to today's youngsters.... Blue Peter had become more adventurous with their model making... Unfortunately, youghurt pots and sticky tape were not up to the job.
by Gertie
Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Get in the spirit people!
Replies: 76
Views: 21272

Thanks to Keveh, my pixie is now Santa's Little Helper :D
by Gertie
Sat Dec 03, 2005 7:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932273

blurred wrote:Babe? Ohhh, I thought you said bathe...
Winner!!!!! As blurred knows, babe was the track that Mark sang lead on....... OOoh I loved that video he was soooo cute and that girl was soooo wrong to have dumped him, I'd have him.

Now where was I, oh yes...

blurred wins hooray!
by Gertie
Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:21 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932273

stinkythefrog wrote:Stand back everyone looks like Commie is on a roll .
He'll be rolling into a slap from me in a minute... :twisted:
by Gertie
Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:02 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932273

Oooh thanks, I'll claim my prize later.... ;)

OK as no-one can upset me today you can all be mean and horrible with this little beauty:

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by Gertie
Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:25 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932273

CrazyHorse wrote:Image
Gaullic Bread?????
by Gertie
Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932273

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image

The Mexican Striker's welcome felt somewhat wasted when it became apparent that his name wasn't Baguettei at all!
Marvellous!!!!!!!!
by Gertie
Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:21 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 63175

Oh, before my time........
by Gertie
Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 63175

Crouching Peter hidden Goals
by Gertie
Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932273

There was no way Patch was going to spoil the newly clipped and polished claws in the snow... So hailed a passing labarador.
by Gertie
Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:19 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932273

Gertie's memo to the FA with improvements to the game was misdirected to the Iraqi Football Association.


Memo:
Dear sir,

What you need to improve the game is a giant poster of your cutest player and men in uniform.

Much Love
Gerts x

Memo Ends.
by Gertie
Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:30 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932273

TANGODANCER wrote:Go for it :

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Daniel-San was feeling slightly off-colour
by Gertie
Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:06 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932273

OK back now from my netball tournament where taking part is as just as important as winning :D Thanks Brucie for my stepping in during my absence and I'm delighted to announce the winner as: As Thewanderer "Smackdown" gathers momentum, family support for Crazy Horse gets on the hoof :P Over to you t...
by Gertie
Fri Nov 25, 2005 9:11 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932273

The old gag of replacing the hair gel with Immac hadn't gone down too well in the changing rooms.
by Gertie
Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:36 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932273

communistworkethic wrote:Cheers Keveh :wink:

here you go......

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Basic Biology by Pictures No. 1: A pussy is located at the top of the leg.
by Gertie
Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932273

The audition for the role of the future Mr G was taking longer than expected when Mr M. Owen applied.
by Gertie
Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932273

Oh Mr President, don't worry....

It CAN happen to anyone, It's NOT a bit deal and don't worry we can just talk for a while.
by Gertie
Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932273

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:With Gertie a very close second
Story of my life at the moment.... One day I'll come first.... :?
by Gertie
Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:45 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 932273

Having tried their luck at Managment the next move for Bruce and Ranieri was a ventriloquist act.... Only no-one could tell who was the dummy

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