Enjoy the championship bumders.

I'm out [of your league].

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU'RE SHIT. AND RELEGATED.

I'm glad that cheered you up. Remember when you got relegated? HAHAHAHAHA Don't you feel a bit of a nice person now? Laughing at a team who's about to travel all over Europe. You've just been relegated! I SAID YOU'VE JUST BEEN RELEGATED. MOVED TO A LOWER LEAGUE BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH. YOU'RE...

You can stick everything up your arse. You can stick Joey Barton's red card up your arse. You can stick our 6 points up your arse. You can stick Colo's curly hair up your arse. You can stick all the drumbs up your arse and you can even stick all the drums up your arse as well. You're in the champio...

You can stick everything up your arse. You can stick Joey Barton's red card up your arse. You can stick our 6 points up your arse. You can stick Colo's curly hair up your arse. You can stick all the drumbs up your arse and you can even stick all the drums up your arse as well. You're in the champion...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA How does it feel? We're going to Milan next season. Where are you going? Your club is shit. Your support is shit. The championship is the best you deserve. You can stick your shitty drumb up your arse as well! Enjoy it bumders. Yours Faithfully, Newcastle United