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by Enoch
Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:46 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What a load of bollocks.
Replies: 62
Views: 1190

Re: What a load of bollocks.

In fairness, AT, I'm not aware of anyone suggesting public funds be spent on that.

I'd settle for the old bloke from 'Take Your Pick'.

BONG!

Nationalist bollocks, federalist bollocks, all a load of bollocks.
by Enoch
Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:12 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....
Replies: 4381
Views: 136710

Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Gooner Girl wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:06 pm
Got a job interview with Crawley Town FC next week. 2 free tickets to every home match if I get it. First come, first served next season guys ;)

Good luck with the interview. Only down the road for me and Domingos too! :D
by Enoch
Tue Jan 21, 2020 12:10 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What a load of bollocks.
Replies: 62
Views: 1190

Re: What a load of bollocks.

Prufrock wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 11:56 am
Off (with) your f*cking heads, all of you.

You are the Queen of Hearts and I claim my £5.
by Enoch
Mon Jan 20, 2020 6:46 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What a load of bollocks.
Replies: 62
Views: 1190

Re: What a load of bollocks.

I like the bit from John 8 about sins and stones.

Jesus loves a sinner, you ask Jimmy Swaggart.
by Enoch
Mon Jan 20, 2020 4:30 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What a load of bollocks.
Replies: 62
Views: 1190

Re: What a load of bollocks.

Never, ever going to happen. If anything, I think it'll get a whole lot worse for them The whole sorry tale puts me in mind of girls that go in the pub with their tits hanging out and get offended when old men look at them. You've been caught peeking again, haven't you? :D Harry, peeking doesn't co...
by Enoch
Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:55 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What a load of bollocks.
Replies: 62
Views: 1190

Re: What a load of bollocks.

Bruce Rioja wrote: Never, ever going to happen. If anything, I think it'll get a whole lot worse for them

The whole sorry tale puts me in mind of girls that go in the pub with their tits hanging out and get offended when old men look at them.
by Enoch
Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:45 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet
Replies: 4270
Views: 105812

Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Another convincing win by a decent Enland side.

It's a resounding 'well done' from me!
by Enoch
Sun Jan 19, 2020 3:21 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet
Replies: 4270
Views: 105812

Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Worthy4England wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 3:00 pm
Just as I was about to post that de kock was in, out again...

Been in and out and in and out, looks like the game's coming our way.
by Enoch
Sun Jan 19, 2020 1:15 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Onwards and Downwards: 2020 transfer speculation thread.
Replies: 1141
Views: 41815

Re: Onwards and Downwards: 2020 transfer speculation thread.

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:43 am
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:53 am

Sunderland would have to put in a serious cash offer and it would be seen as a serious test of FV's mettle and intent.
It's OK. I'll have a word with his Mum. ;)

Don't suppose you know his Nan?
by Enoch
Sun Jan 19, 2020 1:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What a load of bollocks.
Replies: 62
Views: 1190

Re: What a load of bollocks.

Hats off to Her Maj, handled in no nonsense and timely fashion.
by Enoch
Sun Jan 19, 2020 1:38 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet
Replies: 4270
Views: 105812

Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:45 pm
I'd say, get De Kock out

I'm beginning to wonder about you!
by Enoch
Fri Jan 17, 2020 11:17 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Faal Mental Jackett - Pompey (H), 3:00pm, 18/01/2020
Replies: 58
Views: 1094

Re: Faal Mental Jackett - Pompey (H), 3:00pm, 18/01/2020

It's those kick off times that let you down. :D Does the correct (BR) formula require the 24 hour clock? The Rioja Formula trusts us adults to turn up at the correct time without having our bums wiped for us. Bloody nanny state. It's a match thread, not an advertiment! Turn up on time? May I remind...
by Enoch
Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:38 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Faal Mental Jackett - Pompey (H), 3:00pm, 18/01/2020
Replies: 58
Views: 1094

Re: Faal Mental Jackett - Pompey (H), 3:00pm, 18/01/2020

TonyDomingos wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:02 pm
Enoch wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 8:46 pm
It's those kick off times that let you down.

:D
Does the correct (BR) formula require the 24 hour clock?

The Rioja Formula trusts us adults to turn up at the correct time without having our bums wiped for us. Bloody nanny state.

It's a match thread, not an advertiment!
by Enoch
Fri Jan 17, 2020 8:46 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Faal Mental Jackett - Pompey (H), 3:00pm, 18/01/2020
Replies: 58
Views: 1094

Re: Faal Mental Jackett - Pompey (H), 3:00pm, 18/01/2020

It's those kick off times that let you down.

:D
by Enoch
Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet
Replies: 4270
Views: 105812

Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Cracking.
by Enoch
Fri Jan 17, 2020 3:36 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 7617
Views: 252550

Re: General Chit Chat

In this country, Bruce, one can legally call oneself anything one chooses. Only on certain legal documents will you be refered to by your 'legal name'. Be that the one you were registered at birth with, or have subsequently legally changed it to. The rules however are not completely set in stone. I...
by Enoch
Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:04 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Onwards and Downwards: 2020 transfer speculation thread.
Replies: 1141
Views: 41815

Re: Onwards and Downwards: 2020 transfer speculation thread.

Surely we have two left backs at the moment.
by Enoch
Thu Jan 16, 2020 7:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 7617
Views: 252550

Re: General Chit Chat

In this country, Bruce, one can legally call oneself anything one chooses. Only on certain legal documents will you be refered to by your 'legal name'. Be that the one you were registered at birth with, or have subsequently legally changed it to. The rules however are not completely set in stone. I...
by Enoch
Thu Jan 16, 2020 3:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 7617
Views: 252550

Re: General Chit Chat

The answer, Worthy, is the stupidity never ends. :D In this country, Bruce, one can legally call oneself anything one chooses. Only on certain legal documents will you be refered to by your 'legal name'. Be that the one you were registered at birth with, or have subsequently legally changed it to. T...
by Enoch
Wed Jan 15, 2020 10:31 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 7617
Views: 252550

Re: General Chit Chat

The stupidity never stops, it just moves about a.bit.