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by Enoch
Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 7845
Views: 259842

Re: General Chit Chat

I guess we all disappoint our parents from time to time.

My Old Man made do with the look, that look always scared the shit out of me. I doubt he ever deliberately gave me an infection.
by Enoch
Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:30 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Going back to my Roots - Southend (A), 21/03/20, 3:00pm
Replies: 20
Views: 487

Re: Going back to my Roots - Southend (A), 21/03/20, 3:00pm

TonyDomingos wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:48 pm
There are fellas in Manchester being paid £1m a month to kick a pig's bladder up and down a strip of grass for 90 minutes. I'm not even joking.

Just now it's £1m a month to sit on their butts.
by Enoch
Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:26 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Going back to my Roots - Southend (A), 21/03/20, 3:00pm
Replies: 20
Views: 487

Re: Going back to my Roots - Southend (A), 21/03/20, 3:00pm

TonyDomingos wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:14 pm
Enoch wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:09 pm
Not really. I'm still in the bar.

Can't get served because you don't have id?

Who'd have guessed a bus pass isn't acceptable.
by Enoch
Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:09 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Going back to my Roots - Southend (A), 21/03/20, 3:00pm
Replies: 20
Views: 487

Re: Going back to my Roots - Southend (A), 21/03/20, 3:00pm

Not really. I'm still in the bar.
by Enoch
Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:36 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 7845
Views: 259842

Re: General Chit Chat

First delivery slot available on Tesco - 7th April. Asda crashed. Local shop completely out of milk, bread, cleaning products etc. This is fcuking barmy Morrison’s Harwood has closed for refurb for three days. Opens again tomorrow I think. Might be worth going first thing if desperate as presumably...
by Enoch
Fri Mar 20, 2020 9:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 18515
Views: 497546

Re: The Politics Thread

Get yourself off down the local.

:wink:
by Enoch
Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:17 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 7845
Views: 259842

Re: General Chit Chat

Anyone that's running short of booze, have a word with your local landlord. Likely he'll have plenty spare he'd like to shift.
by Enoch
Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4758
Views: 182407

Re: Where are you going tonight?

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Tue Mar 17, 2020 4:20 pm
I've got batting practice this evening. Is there a more quintessentially English response to a crisis than by playing cricket? :)

Going down the pub?
by Enoch
Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:53 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4758
Views: 182407

Re: Where are you going tonight?

I'll be down the pub!
by Enoch
Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:00 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 7845
Views: 259842

Re: General Chit Chat

Worthy4England wrote:
Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:50 am
Isn't Jeremy Hunt the Chair of the Health and Social Care Committee? Who's job is to scrutinize Government Policy on Health issues?

Which doesn't make him an expert and that job is done in the house of commons, not on daytime tele.
by Enoch
Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 7845
Views: 259842

Re: General Chit Chat

I can't say he caught my attention but no doubt a case in point, Bruce. I did notice, as an example, Jeremy Hunt. One assumes he hasn't been party to any of the decision making process but it didn't stop him seizing the opportunity to get his face back on the tele. It's not a party political issue, ...
by Enoch
Fri Mar 13, 2020 8:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 7845
Views: 259842

Re: General Chit Chat

I see the usual suspects are already queueing up to stick knives into the government over it's virus strategy and if things should go tits up every man and his dog will have known better. Everyone's a critic, wankers. Like they would do any different in opposition.... Who are 'they'? An opinionated...
by Enoch
Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 7845
Views: 259842

Re: General Chit Chat

I see the usual suspects are already queueing up to stick knives into the government over it's virus strategy and if things should go tits up every man and his dog will have known better.

Everyone's a critic, wankers.
by Enoch
Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:11 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: COVID-19/20 season
Replies: 66
Views: 1659

Re: COVID-19/20 season

Worthy4England wrote:
Fri Mar 13, 2020 6:53 pm
Just as we were in the middle of an unbeaten run too!
:shock:
We were just about to surge up the table.
by Enoch
Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:49 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Don the tin helmets and Plough on regardless, AFCW (A) 7/3/2020 3pm9
Replies: 97
Views: 2466

Re: Don the tin helmets and Plough on regardless, AFCW (A) 7/3/2020 3pm9

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:42 am
And after all that stuff about “pucker up”.

He's a good looking fella!
by Enoch
Thu Mar 12, 2020 6:56 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Don the tin helmets and Plough on regardless, AFCW (A) 7/3/2020 3pm9
Replies: 97
Views: 2466

Re: Don the tin helmets and Plough on regardless, AFCW (A) 7/3/2020 3pm9

A day at the seaside is on for me and Domingos.

Few scoops at the Kursaal, watch the lads get battered, few more scoops, brawl along the Esplanade, do me brains in the casino, 14 days locked in our bedrooms...
by Enoch
Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:30 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Tonight's Football
Replies: 5139
Views: 195806

Re: Tonight's Football

Prufrock wrote:
Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:21 pm
If you'd told 10 year old me how much I'd grow to love Diego Simeone I would not have fecking believed you.

:D
I was in Westward Ho! the day Beckham flicked his petulant boot. I warmed to him a tad back then, Rag an' all that.
by Enoch
Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:05 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Tonight's Football
Replies: 5139
Views: 195806

Re: Tonight's Football

Prufrock wrote:
Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:53 pm
Haahahahahahah

Call the league off for personal safety now and we're good I think.
:lol:
by Enoch
Wed Mar 11, 2020 5:37 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Don the tin helmets and Plough on regardless, AFCW (A) 7/3/2020 3pm9
Replies: 97
Views: 2466

Re: Don the tin helmets and Plough on regardless, AFCW (A) 7/3/2020 3pm9

How's Oxford away looking after tonight? Still possible, I think, but it may depend on us winning every game (to get to 41pts) and every single team above us losing every remaining game. Except AFC Wombles v Tranmere on Sat 21 Mar, where we would "need" a draw (but I'm tempted to go along and suppo...
by Enoch
Wed Mar 11, 2020 4:41 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Don the tin helmets and Plough on regardless, AFCW (A) 7/3/2020 3pm9
Replies: 97
Views: 2466

Re: Don the tin helmets and Plough on regardless, AFCW (A) 7/3/2020 3pm9

How's Oxford away looking after tonight? Still possible, I think, but it may depend on us winning every game (to get to 41pts) and every single team above us losing every remaining game. Except AFC Wombles v Tranmere on Sat 21 Mar, where we would "need" a draw (but I'm tempted to go along and suppo...