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by Enoch
Sat Jul 04, 2020 2:33 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Summer 2020 transfers
Replies: 778
Views: 32263

Re: Summer 2020 transfers

When God was a boy, I featured in a side that played out from the back. As I recall, our keeper only used his feet for standing on. Don't get this obsession with keepers that think they're sweepers, I want a keeper that can keep and for a side playing out there's no issue with a fella that can throw...
by Enoch
Thu Jun 25, 2020 11:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 8002
Views: 306949

Re: General Chit Chat

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Thu Jun 25, 2020 11:19 pm
^ it's ponce juice for beard types

My alcoholic mate adores it.
by Enoch
Thu Jun 25, 2020 11:30 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Should they stay or should they go? Summer 2020 edition
Replies: 30
Views: 2657

Re: Should they stay or should they go? Summer 2020 edition

All this indecision's bugging me.
by Enoch
Thu Jun 25, 2020 6:36 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 8002
Views: 306949

Re: General Chit Chat

this surely supports any case for initial video consultation to maybe become compulsory? Hmmmmm, that's my Mum & Dad f*cked then, As would mine be had I not shown them how to use Skype ;) I made the mistake of buying mine a tablet. She was constantly skyping from a laptop to "show me" what wasn't w...
by Enoch
Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:13 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 8002
Views: 306949

Re: General Chit Chat

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Tue Jun 23, 2020 3:30 pm
this surely supports any case for initial video consultation to maybe become compulsory?

Hmmmmm, that's my Mum & Dad f*cked then,
by Enoch
Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 8002
Views: 306949

Re: General Chit Chat

I am unfamiliar with the term farmers or its derivation. I can however make a guess as to meaning. No problem with the term Grindr then, Monty? ;) Farmers, from the Cockernee rhyming slang, 'Farmer Giles', which as it happens I've never really suffered from. :) As for any ambition Cuomo may be harb...
by Enoch
Fri Jun 19, 2020 10:40 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 8002
Views: 306949

Re: General Chit Chat

I had an email/phone consultation last week. Sent a message with an uploaded pic of an insect bite. Mrs Enoch walked in as I was taking a picture of me farmers. I've had no luck convincing her it wasn't destined for Grindr. I'm with you on Cuomo, Monty. He may be self serving but for me he's pulled...
by Enoch
Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:08 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The athletics/running thread
Replies: 7399
Views: 231529

Re: The athletics/running thread

I'm following the grow old gracefully YouTube upload. Seems to be working for me. Mind you, for some reason I'm the lightest I've been in 30 years. No one believed me when I said I'm just a social drinker. Can't be doing with that drinking indoors malarky. I love it. Socially and solo. Sat up til 4...
by Enoch
Mon Jun 15, 2020 9:43 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The athletics/running thread
Replies: 7399
Views: 231529

Re: The athletics/running thread

I'm following the grow old gracefully YouTube upload. Seems to be working for me.

Mind you, for some reason I'm the lightest I've been in 30 years.

No one believed me when I said I'm just a social drinker. Can't be doing with that drinking indoors malarky.
by Enoch
Sat Jun 13, 2020 5:39 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The athletics/running thread
Replies: 7399
Views: 231529

Re: The athletics/running thread

Insect bite on the ankle!

Sounds like a lame excuse.
by Enoch
Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:05 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: The Keith Hill out thread
Replies: 139
Views: 12872

Re: The Keith Hill out thread

Is it too early to start a "Keith Hill's Successor Out" thread?
by Enoch
Sat Jun 06, 2020 1:46 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 8002
Views: 306949

Re: General Chit Chat

Friends of mine do dog fostering for the RSPCA, just a thought.
by Enoch
Sat May 30, 2020 4:55 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: We'll meet you outside
Replies: 26
Views: 2927

Re: We'll meet you outside

Met plenty off here, referred to by BP's daughter as his 'football boyfriend'. I once told my wife I was getting a lift from Enoch to a game at MK Dons. Her response was, "So, you're getting into a car with an older man you met on the internet?" I'm banned from giving life advice to our 9 year old....
by Enoch
Fri May 29, 2020 8:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 8002
Views: 306949

Re: General Chit Chat

90750715_10157546454289011_6106404022632054784_n.jpg :lol: Not quite come to that yet, though I do have a hosepipe connected outside the backdoor. It's a story too dull to tell but suffice to say regard acquisition of bog rolls, I haven't broken my stride. ...and one sheet should be plenty if like ...
by Enoch
Thu May 28, 2020 2:20 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 8002
Views: 306949

Re: General Chit Chat

Whilst doing my ablutions this morning it ocurred to me that since coronavirus first made the news, I have not bought any bog rolls. Not a single one! Neither have I been wiping my arse on doc leaves. It makes.one wonder. 3 possibilities spring to mind... 1. You're a hoarder and had a stockpile to ...
by Enoch
Wed May 27, 2020 10:35 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 8002
Views: 306949

Re: General Chit Chat

Whilst doing my ablutions this morning it ocurred to me that since coronavirus first made the news, I have not bought any bog rolls. Not a single one!

Neither have I been wiping my arse on doc leaves. It makes.one wonder.
by Enoch
Sun May 24, 2020 4:29 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 8002
Views: 306949

Re: General Chit Chat

Worthy4England wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 4:26 pm
Enoch wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 11:23 am
Congratulations to Worthy for a very fine evenings work, first class.

I once achieved the same feat on another forum and got a three day ban for my trouble.
:D
I was protecting my mental health, legally, responsibly and in line with government guidelines. :-)

:lol:
Aren't we all!
by Enoch
Sun May 24, 2020 11:23 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 8002
Views: 306949

Re: General Chit Chat

Congratulations to Worthy for a very fine evenings work, first class.

I once achieved the same feat on another forum and got a three day ban for my trouble.
:D
by Enoch
Sat May 23, 2020 2:34 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: We'll meet you outside
Replies: 26
Views: 2927

Re: We'll meet you outside

TKIZ! wrote:
Fri May 22, 2020 8:42 pm
Got no friends on here. I tried to organise a get together once, hence the title of this thread

At least I gave you a name check!
:D
by Enoch
Sat May 23, 2020 2:32 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: We'll meet you outside
Replies: 26
Views: 2927

Re: We'll meet you outside

TKIZ! wrote:
Fri May 22, 2020 8:42 pm
Got no friends on here. I tried to organise a get together once, hence the title of this thread

At least I have you a name check.
:D