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- Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:43 pm
- Forum: Site Development & Feedback
- Topic: Change username?
- Replies: 12
- Views: 20327
Re: Change username?
This reminds me of a bricklayer I knew years ago who wore the moniker Len Pratt. He didn't like his name so changed it to Bob.
- Wed Mar 10, 2021 7:04 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet
- Replies: 7468
- Views: 570410
- Sat Jul 04, 2020 2:33 pm
- Forum: The Trotters
- Topic: Summer 2020 transfers
- Replies: 910
- Views: 130835
Re: Summer 2020 transfers
When God was a boy, I featured in a side that played out from the back. As I recall, our keeper only used his feet for standing on. Don't get this obsession with keepers that think they're sweepers, I want a keeper that can keep and for a side playing out there's no issue with a fella that can throw...
- Thu Jun 25, 2020 11:33 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: General Chit Chat
- Replies: 8914
- Views: 990027
Re: General Chit Chat
My alcoholic mate adores it.
- Thu Jun 25, 2020 11:30 pm
- Forum: The Trotters
- Topic: Should they stay or should they go? Summer 2020 edition
- Replies: 30
- Views: 10321
Re: Should they stay or should they go? Summer 2020 edition
All this indecision's bugging me.
- Thu Jun 25, 2020 6:36 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: General Chit Chat
- Replies: 8914
- Views: 990027
Re: General Chit Chat
this surely supports any case for initial video consultation to maybe become compulsory? Hmmmmm, that's my Mum & Dad f*cked then, As would mine be had I not shown them how to use Skype ;) I made the mistake of buying mine a tablet. She was constantly skyping from a laptop to "show me" what wasn't w...
- Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:13 am
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: General Chit Chat
- Replies: 8914
- Views: 990027
Re: General Chit Chat
Bruce Rioja wrote: ↑Tue Jun 23, 2020 3:30 pmthis surely supports any case for initial video consultation to maybe become compulsory?
Hmmmmm, that's my Mum & Dad f*cked then,
- Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:35 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: General Chit Chat
- Replies: 8914
- Views: 990027
Re: General Chit Chat
I am unfamiliar with the term farmers or its derivation. I can however make a guess as to meaning. No problem with the term Grindr then, Monty? ;) Farmers, from the Cockernee rhyming slang, 'Farmer Giles', which as it happens I've never really suffered from. :) As for any ambition Cuomo may be harb...
- Fri Jun 19, 2020 10:40 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: General Chit Chat
- Replies: 8914
- Views: 990027
Re: General Chit Chat
I had an email/phone consultation last week. Sent a message with an uploaded pic of an insect bite. Mrs Enoch walked in as I was taking a picture of me farmers. I've had no luck convincing her it wasn't destined for Grindr. I'm with you on Cuomo, Monty. He may be self serving but for me he's pulled...
- Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:08 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: The athletics/running thread
- Replies: 8511
- Views: 708699
Re: The athletics/running thread
I'm following the grow old gracefully YouTube upload. Seems to be working for me. Mind you, for some reason I'm the lightest I've been in 30 years. No one believed me when I said I'm just a social drinker. Can't be doing with that drinking indoors malarky. I love it. Socially and solo. Sat up til 4...
- Mon Jun 15, 2020 9:43 am
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: The athletics/running thread
- Replies: 8511
- Views: 708699
Re: The athletics/running thread
I'm following the grow old gracefully YouTube upload. Seems to be working for me.
Mind you, for some reason I'm the lightest I've been in 30 years.
No one believed me when I said I'm just a social drinker. Can't be doing with that drinking indoors malarky.
Mind you, for some reason I'm the lightest I've been in 30 years.
No one believed me when I said I'm just a social drinker. Can't be doing with that drinking indoors malarky.
- Sat Jun 13, 2020 5:39 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: The athletics/running thread
- Replies: 8511
- Views: 708699
Re: The athletics/running thread
Insect bite on the ankle!
Sounds like a lame excuse.
Sounds like a lame excuse.
- Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:05 pm
- Forum: The Trotters
- Topic: The Keith Hill out thread
- Replies: 184
- Views: 51093
Re: The Keith Hill out thread
Is it too early to start a "Keith Hill's Successor Out" thread?
- Sat Jun 06, 2020 1:46 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: General Chit Chat
- Replies: 8914
- Views: 990027
Re: General Chit Chat
Friends of mine do dog fostering for the RSPCA, just a thought.
- Sat May 30, 2020 4:55 pm
- Forum: The Trotters
- Topic: We'll meet you outside
- Replies: 26
- Views: 12124
Re: We'll meet you outside
Met plenty off here, referred to by BP's daughter as his 'football boyfriend'. I once told my wife I was getting a lift from Enoch to a game at MK Dons. Her response was, "So, you're getting into a car with an older man you met on the internet?" I'm banned from giving life advice to our 9 year old....
- Fri May 29, 2020 8:26 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: General Chit Chat
- Replies: 8914
- Views: 990027
Re: General Chit Chat
90750715_10157546454289011_6106404022632054784_n.jpg :lol: Not quite come to that yet, though I do have a hosepipe connected outside the backdoor. It's a story too dull to tell but suffice to say regard acquisition of bog rolls, I haven't broken my stride. ...and one sheet should be plenty if like ...
- Thu May 28, 2020 2:20 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: General Chit Chat
- Replies: 8914
- Views: 990027
Re: General Chit Chat
Whilst doing my ablutions this morning it ocurred to me that since coronavirus first made the news, I have not bought any bog rolls. Not a single one! Neither have I been wiping my arse on doc leaves. It makes.one wonder. 3 possibilities spring to mind... 1. You're a hoarder and had a stockpile to ...
- Wed May 27, 2020 10:35 am
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: General Chit Chat
- Replies: 8914
- Views: 990027
Re: General Chit Chat
Whilst doing my ablutions this morning it ocurred to me that since coronavirus first made the news, I have not bought any bog rolls. Not a single one!
Neither have I been wiping my arse on doc leaves. It makes.one wonder.
Neither have I been wiping my arse on doc leaves. It makes.one wonder.
- Sun May 24, 2020 4:29 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: General Chit Chat
- Replies: 8914
- Views: 990027
Re: General Chit Chat
Worthy4England wrote: ↑Sun May 24, 2020 4:26 pmI was protecting my mental health, legally, responsibly and in line with government guidelines.
Aren't we all!
- Sun May 24, 2020 11:23 am
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: General Chit Chat
- Replies: 8914
- Views: 990027
Re: General Chit Chat
Congratulations to Worthy for a very fine evenings work, first class.
I once achieved the same feat on another forum and got a three day ban for my trouble.
I once achieved the same feat on another forum and got a three day ban for my trouble.