Smack my bitch up.

CrazyHorse wrote:Who's RadioTim?

Is it not celtic's own radio station?

Job dictates that i can't have a season ticket, but definitely would do otherwise.

I've seen far more attractive football during my time as a wanderer, but have never seen any as successful.

Gertie wrote:OK go for your best obvious gag with this one:

No, get out again, the blue and yellow clashes completely with the kart thingy

Raven wrote:Time for me to come clean...my daughter was bought an S Club CD and I told her it wouldn't work in our CD player as it was the wrong format....she believed me and never played it

I was doing her a favour surely

Sometimes you just have to be cruel to be kind

communistworkethic wrote:Superhero Breakfast TV with Eamon Holmes.

I thought it was him too!

"Eamonn Holmes finds the Sky breakfast show very different to GMTV"

Julius Caesar is addressing the Roman crowd. "Friends, Romans and Countrymen, lend me your ears. Tomorrow I take our glorious army to conquer Northern Europe and I shall start with France. We shall kill many Gauls and return victorious." The crowd are up on their feet "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail...

Backgammon's Star Wars caption takes it for me Bruce.

A married couple are celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary and decide to return to the same Bridal Suite they spent their honeymoon in. The wife retires to the bathroom and says "wait there, while i slip into something more comfortable" As she comes out of the bathroom she says to her husband "...

CrazyHorse wrote:Go knock yourselves out people....

The researchers had to admit the new Involuntary Gurning Potion was much more potent than they had first anticipated

CrazyHorse wrote:Go knock yourselves out people....

Definitely Alpine American Cream Soda, Smithers

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:

White Army wrote:could someone tell me how to include the other poster's comment in my post please

Use the quote button in the top right corner of the box.

Cheers pal

could someone tell me how to include the other poster's comment in my post please

" i told you not to go with the bird from new bury"

please substitute the above word 'lovely' for superb in a very masculine sort of way - thank you

i used to have a lovely pink tommy hilfiger t- shirt i used to go in town with but then i got blood on it and it is sadly no more