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by white blood
Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Dog Owners then.
Replies: 89
Views: 6554

Re: Dog Owners then.

ive a dog and a child. they both bring me enormous happiness. so get f ucked.
by white blood
Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:55 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4936
Views: 410913

Re: Where are you going tonight?

My get up and go has got up and gone and I need to walk the dog. Dog walking isn't an option at our house. 10-30 am and 3-45pm he just comes in from wherever, lies down and stares at me till I get his lead out. That means hail, rain, snow or sunshine are completely irrelevant in his head. Eat, drin...
by white blood
Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:57 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: stand up comedy
Replies: 27
Views: 3943

Re: stand up comedy

go to an open mic night
by white blood
Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:47 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Middlesbrough to the slaughter!
Replies: 437
Views: 34399

Re: Middlesbrough to the slaughter!

I have a spare ticket for this one if a longstanding member wants to go and can collect from my house (Westhoughton) and return. It's an U21 ticket but have borrowed it out a few times to people as old as 30 with no problems. "borrowed it out" .... "BORROWED IT OUT" !?!?!?! :spank: :spank: :spank: ...
by white blood
Fri Apr 12, 2013 7:27 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: All off to Ashton Gate!
Replies: 509
Views: 37967

Re: All off to Ashton Gate!

jetsetwilly wrote:Anyone suggested an away pub yet?
not going myslef but there are loads of pubs along North Street, heading back towards the town centre. The Tobacco Factory is a good one!

no shortage of boozers in briz, a stop-over would definitely be on my agenda, and a rave.
by white blood
Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:18 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Margaret Thatcher, R.I.P.?
Replies: 478
Views: 24659

Re: Margaret Thatcher, RIP?

knobby wrote:Anyone who openly celebrates the death of another human being is a complete wnkr
reckon id raise a glass if the James Bulger killers were ever found tortured and buggered and butchered...
by white blood
Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:26 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Feelin down
Replies: 41
Views: 6787

Re: Feelin down

i had a bwfc tattoo when i was 17. worse thing i ever did.
theres me tutting and cussing at folk in their replica tops on holiday, yet ive got a football club badge inked on my arm. i hate it. shouldve had it done on my arse or summat.
by white blood
Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:10 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1241555

Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Sticking with age, am I the youngest person on here by quite some distance? I hope so. It's your only excuse! ;) :D, as far as I know I am the youngest person on here by at least 5 years (anyone want to tell me I am wrong then fair enough). Some of you are four times as old than me! You should be o...
by white blood
Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:36 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: God Loves Ivan Campo.
Replies: 50
Views: 8909

Re: God Loves Ivan Campo.

Athers wrote:Love Campo but I'm not sure about giving him a position of responsibility at the club. A character like Djorkaeff though, definitely!
Djorkaeff runs a bar/restaurant in NYC nowadays.
by white blood
Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Bradford City Fire Footage
Replies: 51
Views: 19760

So you think kids and pensioners being [a] burnt alive drowned in a hurricane tidal surge funny? Monty Python is funny. Those scenarios are'n't. EDIT: Apology welcome. Edited to reply to WB edit No, the thought of people burning or drowning is not funny. but the gags that do the rounds as a result ...
by white blood
Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Bradford City Fire Footage
Replies: 51
Views: 19760

i dont know how old he was, and if he died then thats too bad. but why do you get so touchy? shit happens. Hurricane katrina was tradgic, but jokes along the lines of sky multiroom are doing a booming trade in new orleans, every house has sky in the bedroom, is still funny. chill out man. ed. im sor...
by white blood
Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Bradford City Fire Footage
Replies: 51
Views: 19760

FIRE! :twisted:

Quality! loved how the fans were still singing as it all went up. see that geezer who was on fire, didnt look arsed, must have been bladdered?
by white blood
Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:58 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 504860

Little Timmy is playing in the garden when his ball rolls into a rose bush. When he goes to retrieve it he pricks his finger on a thorn. “mummy mummy, I have caught my hand on the rose bush” “it’ll be ok Timmy, we’ll put a plaster on it for you” “no, I want to dip in some cider” “cider? Don’t be sil...
by white blood
Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:57 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: MURDER IN WANDERERVILLE! The New TW Novel
Replies: 160
Views: 42064

Backgammon wrote:I'm in! Are the sex scenes expected to be tasteful, or are we going down the Jackie Collins "then she saw his mighty pulsating love pole and shivered" route? :D
Maybe include the sex scene i wrote involving Hoolio and is ex bird? that would be tasteful!
by white blood
Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:18 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: MURDER IN WANDERERVILLE! The New TW Novel
Replies: 160
Views: 42064

me please!! can i be a comedy clown, big red nose, can juggle while riding a unicycle and makes shapes out of long baloons, and wears a flower that squirts water at people when they smell it. can i be a Samoan clown, preferably left handed, with three nipples. ta.
by white blood
Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Wanderer Chat Room
Replies: 13
Views: 6512

im still on it, someone else try - see if it works?
by white blood
Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Wanderer Chat Room
Replies: 13
Views: 6512

im on it now, its shit, theres no-one there
by white blood
Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:31 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: I....
Replies: 62
Views: 25292

What you should do set a hidden video camera in your room, then go and talk to her, let her think she has won back your affection, take her home and engage in some hardcore filthy sex play, she'll probably let you slip it up the tradesman if she is guilty enough? then when its all over and you have ...
by white blood
Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:03 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: I....
Replies: 62
Views: 25292

Murphys :drink:
by white blood
Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:34 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: I....
Replies: 62
Views: 25292

Unfortunately most birds are the same, dirty bastards. Copyright - Pot & Black Kettle Co. Ltd. :mrgreen: 8) ! Its true though, I mean I cant imagine my current girlfriend getting up to anything like that, but I am mentally prepared for the worst, I cant trust any woman 100% ive seen it many times, ...