Oi, Mr Work Ethic, Ive just been alerted to your slanderous post! The t shirt in question is blue, you didnt see it and when I was wearing it, I was in the company of two extremely loverly laydeeees, unlike someone else who was with his chums doing their level best to puke on him at the time...........

A farmer walks into the farmhouse and says to his wife " Pack your bags, we're goin huntin" "Im not going huntin" She replies " Either you're coming huntin or its anal sex or a blow job, Im goin packin up the truck, you've got 10 minutes to decide" Ten minutes later he walks back in " So whats it to...