Danny, instead of checking the boards ; check ur fecking messages

Can't believe noone mentioned the aging Italian striker with a melon on his head.....












yeah, Gourd on Zola.

UK Harder ??????
More like "Mission Impossible UK Version"

Aint u got a "UK- Not So Frigging 'Ard" section or what?
If so, it'll be yer last chance tomorrow, Malcolm..........

Used to deal blackjack to SuperJohn, he once brought Phil B with him.
What a pair of fecking p***heads
And he's shiiiite at blackjack n'all.....

Met Lawrie McMenemy and Soton in Greece........
The legendary Matt LeTissier was there, the Kevin Nolan of his era..

I got "HARITO"...............


i always did have a penchant for mexican food.......

Beckham was shite in all 3 games. His crosses, free kicks and corners were largely way off for his standards; and i lost count of how many times he hit the only defender standing in front of him. Nice goal, but porky Joe Cole needs to pass the ball a bit when around the box, fat c*nt thinks he's Thi...

The 'swede' bit dates back to the days of playing heads'n'volleys on Turton Skoo carpark against the big green garage door(yea, whatever). Last goal always had to be a header so every time someone was on '1'; we all got excited and started shouting out things like " header or napper or barnet, bonne...